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I, Bificus: A Memoir
From one of Canada’s most original musical artists comes a new memoir about life, love, loss and triumph
Bif Naked was born in secret to a teenager living in India, the product of the relationship between a Canadian girl and a British boy. She was rejected by both families and hidden away in a mental hospital until being adopted by missionaries and moved to North America. She then began what she recalls with ironic humour as a “charmed life.” Targeted by girl gangs and facing other abusive situations, she escaped this early life by joining a punk rock band and leaving on tour, where she married the drummer and hit a downward spiral that found her on the floor of a Vancouver drug den.
Through it all, her creative personality and unstoppable humour were her weapons of self-defence. Bif showcased her life’s journey in tattoo ink across her body, and with her unique ability to transform her personal stories into song lyrics. She found her voice as a solo artist, started her own record company and at twenty-three years of age became an international recording artist. Throughout her remarkable career, armed with her singular talent and instantly identifiable look, Bif would captivate the imagination of audiences and media alike, releasing nine albums and twenty-one videos. She embarked on seemingly endless international tours, several feature films and multiple television roles, only to be struck with breast cancer at age thirty-seven. In facing that challenge, Bif would discover her passion for advocacy, as a triumphant survivor and someone who helps others first. This is Bif Naked’s story so far…
Bif Naked was born in secret to a teenager living in India, the product of the relationship between a Canadian girl and a British boy. She was rejected by both families and hidden away in a mental hospital until being adopted by missionaries and moved to North America. She then began what she recalls with ironic humour as a “charmed life.” Targeted by girl gangs and facing other abusive situations, she escaped this early life by joining a punk rock band and leaving on tour, where she married the drummer and hit a downward spiral that found her on the floor of a Vancouver drug den.
Through it all, her creative personality and unstoppable humour were her weapons of self-defence. Bif showcased her life’s journey in tattoo ink across her body, and with her unique ability to transform her personal stories into song lyrics. She found her voice as a solo artist, started her own record company and at twenty-three years of age became an international recording artist. Throughout her remarkable career, armed with her singular talent and instantly identifiable look, Bif would captivate the imagination of audiences and media alike, releasing nine albums and twenty-one videos. She embarked on seemingly endless international tours, several feature films and multiple television roles, only to be struck with breast cancer at age thirty-seven. In facing that challenge, Bif would discover her passion for advocacy, as a triumphant survivor and someone who helps others first. This is Bif Naked’s story so far…
304 pages, Paperback
First published July 1, 2015
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Bif Naked
4 books26 followersBif Naked (Beth Torbert) was born in India and raised in the United States and Canada, spending many of her formative years in Winnipeg. After fronting the underground bands Gorilla Gorilla and Chrome Dog, Bif became a prominent alternative artist, performer and songwriter. Her striking image, friendly personality and powerful live performances have had her appearing in concerts and festivals around the world. She has also appeared on film and TV, on shows such as The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Bif lives in Vancouver, B.C.
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June 1, 2018
As a Canadian tween in late 90's/early 00's, Bif was obviously one of the most badass women I'd ever seen. Glued to much music, I was constantly on the hunt for amazing women to look up to and Bif fit the bill perfectly. I knew she was a trailblazer and that she must have fought hard to get to where she was and as the years progressed my respect for her continued to grow. I was super excited to read her memoir and think her honesty and bravery is incredibly admirable.
At this years Canadian Music Week my co-host and I had the immense pleasure of chatting with Bif. To listen to the interview you can check out our website Muses and Stuff or look us up on iTunes!
At this years Canadian Music Week my co-host and I had the immense pleasure of chatting with Bif. To listen to the interview you can check out our website Muses and Stuff or look us up on iTunes!
May 27, 2016
As a Canadian music junkie from the mid 90s on, interesting read. As a mom, OH MY GOD
May 7, 2016
The first time I really registered the name Bif Naked was in 2009. I was doing the Run for the Cure in Kelowna with my friends and colleagues from UBC’s Okanagan campus. It was two and a half years since my best friend and sister-in-law had died from breast cancer. I had helped my children write Auntie Nan on their “I’m Running For …” signs that were pinned to the back of our t-shirts. One of my colleague’s partners had written “Bif Naked” on her sign and it gave me a immense amount of joy to see that sign flapping in front of me before she ran out of sight (her pace was far faster than my own). I had no idea Bif was battling the disease but I sent a little prayer of wellness her way.
Now I lived in Vancouver for 21 years while Bif was very active in the music scene (1987-2008), so I knew who she was. I think it would be un-Canadian to not recognize her face and music. But that name on the Run for the Cure sign really made her a REAL person to me.
She resurfaced in my consciousness three years ago when my daughter, then 15 and in BC Children’s Hospital for a week long EEG, found the courage to start talking about her struggle with epilepsy. As she started her @Sandpapersmiles twitter account, Bif was one of the first people to follow Cait and even liked a couple of her Tweets from the hospital. I don’t know if Bif’s follow or Shred Kelly’s was more exciting for Cait.
So I knew I wanted to get my hands on Bif’s book when it came out. I ordered it as soon as it was available and was thrilled when it was delivered 2 days later (thank you Canada Post!). I was exceptionally surprised and delighted by this memoir.
I’ve read lots of Bif’s posts on social media and they are radiant, lyrical and poetic. I wasn’t sure I could handle an entire book written in that kind of style. But she didn’t do that at all. Instead she wrote with an honest, engaging voice that had me shushing those around me so I could keep reading. I love biographical work but rarely does it engage me like Bif Naked’s story did.
I was hooked long before I got to her chapter that details her battle with breast cancer, which is an important part of her journey but not THE most important part of her journey. I don’t think I’ve read such a truthful and open account of anyone’s life. Not only does the spirit of Bif Naked shine through but even more deeply the sweet, caring spirit of Beth Hopkins radiates in her memoir. And the love and discretion she showers on those around her (she skillfully omits names of anyone who might be uncomfortable with a mention in her book … something I envy greatly as a co-author of a soon-to-be-released memoir).
When I finished reading this book, I really felt connected to Beth/Bif on a spiritual level. A deep happiness filled me that only is replicated by spending time with good, kindred spirits; girlfriends who you can have belly laughs with. This book is written by a generous, giving soul in a honest and loving manner. Bif Naked makes this planet a better place. If I could I would lend you my copy of the book but Cait has already disappeared into her room to devour it so you will just have to go and buy your own copy. You won’t be disappointed.
Now I lived in Vancouver for 21 years while Bif was very active in the music scene (1987-2008), so I knew who she was. I think it would be un-Canadian to not recognize her face and music. But that name on the Run for the Cure sign really made her a REAL person to me.
She resurfaced in my consciousness three years ago when my daughter, then 15 and in BC Children’s Hospital for a week long EEG, found the courage to start talking about her struggle with epilepsy. As she started her @Sandpapersmiles twitter account, Bif was one of the first people to follow Cait and even liked a couple of her Tweets from the hospital. I don’t know if Bif’s follow or Shred Kelly’s was more exciting for Cait.
So I knew I wanted to get my hands on Bif’s book when it came out. I ordered it as soon as it was available and was thrilled when it was delivered 2 days later (thank you Canada Post!). I was exceptionally surprised and delighted by this memoir.
I’ve read lots of Bif’s posts on social media and they are radiant, lyrical and poetic. I wasn’t sure I could handle an entire book written in that kind of style. But she didn’t do that at all. Instead she wrote with an honest, engaging voice that had me shushing those around me so I could keep reading. I love biographical work but rarely does it engage me like Bif Naked’s story did.
I was hooked long before I got to her chapter that details her battle with breast cancer, which is an important part of her journey but not THE most important part of her journey. I don’t think I’ve read such a truthful and open account of anyone’s life. Not only does the spirit of Bif Naked shine through but even more deeply the sweet, caring spirit of Beth Hopkins radiates in her memoir. And the love and discretion she showers on those around her (she skillfully omits names of anyone who might be uncomfortable with a mention in her book … something I envy greatly as a co-author of a soon-to-be-released memoir).
When I finished reading this book, I really felt connected to Beth/Bif on a spiritual level. A deep happiness filled me that only is replicated by spending time with good, kindred spirits; girlfriends who you can have belly laughs with. This book is written by a generous, giving soul in a honest and loving manner. Bif Naked makes this planet a better place. If I could I would lend you my copy of the book but Cait has already disappeared into her room to devour it so you will just have to go and buy your own copy. You won’t be disappointed.
May 10, 2016
Meh! I had big hopes for this book! It was ok and a couple funny moments but more of a list of events than an amazing would searching autobiography! If your a Bif fan then read it but if you don't then your life will still go on !
January 23, 2016
Powerful story told with truth and brilliance.
What doesn't kill you certainly makes you stronger. She has shown great strength and maintains integrity with added wit.
What doesn't kill you certainly makes you stronger. She has shown great strength and maintains integrity with added wit.
August 16, 2016
Not really a wordsmith however I did enjoy this quick read. I appreciated her candour on her experiences. I was particularly inspired by how she handled her cancer diagnosis. Despite the events that have been awful, enough to mess up the average person for life, she never cries the 'why me?' or 'poor me' speech. She's a true rock star.
May 15, 2016
Like any celebrity memoir, this is no literary masterpiece, but Bif Naked is pretty rad and I enjoyed spending a rainy, cold Saturday with her.
October 13, 2016
I have long been a fan of Bif Naked's music. And knowing some of her story, and the lyrics of her music I was aware she had been through the ringer, and likely more than once. I was not prepared for how much one person had gone through. Let alone gone through and yet always seems so positive and energetic and with such strong fight.
This woman has suffered so much abuse and yet remained strong. Now to be honest the book is in many sections not an easy read. She provides so very specific details of traumatic events. To be honest I had to take a break and come back to the book, not being able to read it through. There are a number of entertaining stories in this volume and in the 41 short chapters Bif manages to bare all. She is open and honest with her struggles, her trials and her triumphs. She shares about life on the road, life in a band and then life as the lead in a solo act. She is open about her experimentations with alcohol, drugs and with a fluid sexuality. But she also comes back to living the straight edge. But even while living the straight edge a person can make mistakes and end up in situations they just want to get over.
From the stories in this book Bif has an incredible ability to compartmentalize, and just get through whatever life or others have thrown at her. She is a strong powerful woman who has been on a lifelong journey of self-discovery. Through that process, and in her sharing with us, she is open an honest. She is far more transparent about her faults, failings and mistakes than most people.
Bif states: "I am an Indian-born, born-abroad Canadian (or like I enjoy saying, "I was born a broad"). I have been these two things for as long as my memory goes back. I learned my patriotism from my father-or at the very least, how to brag about it. He was an American who gave up his citizenship to become Canadian." She was adopted and has an Indian adopted sister and a sister born to her adoptive parents. And to be honest she is the Queen of Canadian Rockers. She has a large loyal following at home, and has had great success in Europe. But in all of that she continued to give back. She often promotes young Canadian talent especially female acts and bands.
Bif was the focal point of a reality program that followed her engagement and wedding. She has had breast cancer, and survived, she said "My cancer is now a memory, my last treatment being in 2009, making me a Big Girl Survivor with five-plus cancer-free years under my belt. I still use chemoprevention to prevent recurrence, and am enjoying my full and racy menopause. I know I am lucky to be alive and am proud to have a piece of catheter tubing, left from my surgical port, in my chest, as a souvenir." She stands proud of who she is and who she is still becoming. At the end of the book she states; "The future is like sun rays to me, and I tilt my soul in the direction of this light. I am still unshakable in my faith in people and in my relentless positivity, and I will not ever change that. I love life, even more every day, no matter what's ahead of me. I love it all: the past, the present, and the future. My goals in life are simple, really-to make and keep everybody happy. On the stage, on the page, in the sick wards, or in my mother's kitchen." And that is what she strives to do, day in and day out.
No this book was not an easy read, but as an artist I respect and appreciate I pushed on and finished the book. For all the hardships she has experienced she lives joy and positive attitude and for that she is a shining example.
Read the review on my blog Book Reviews and More.
This woman has suffered so much abuse and yet remained strong. Now to be honest the book is in many sections not an easy read. She provides so very specific details of traumatic events. To be honest I had to take a break and come back to the book, not being able to read it through. There are a number of entertaining stories in this volume and in the 41 short chapters Bif manages to bare all. She is open and honest with her struggles, her trials and her triumphs. She shares about life on the road, life in a band and then life as the lead in a solo act. She is open about her experimentations with alcohol, drugs and with a fluid sexuality. But she also comes back to living the straight edge. But even while living the straight edge a person can make mistakes and end up in situations they just want to get over.
From the stories in this book Bif has an incredible ability to compartmentalize, and just get through whatever life or others have thrown at her. She is a strong powerful woman who has been on a lifelong journey of self-discovery. Through that process, and in her sharing with us, she is open an honest. She is far more transparent about her faults, failings and mistakes than most people.
Bif states: "I am an Indian-born, born-abroad Canadian (or like I enjoy saying, "I was born a broad"). I have been these two things for as long as my memory goes back. I learned my patriotism from my father-or at the very least, how to brag about it. He was an American who gave up his citizenship to become Canadian." She was adopted and has an Indian adopted sister and a sister born to her adoptive parents. And to be honest she is the Queen of Canadian Rockers. She has a large loyal following at home, and has had great success in Europe. But in all of that she continued to give back. She often promotes young Canadian talent especially female acts and bands.
Bif was the focal point of a reality program that followed her engagement and wedding. She has had breast cancer, and survived, she said "My cancer is now a memory, my last treatment being in 2009, making me a Big Girl Survivor with five-plus cancer-free years under my belt. I still use chemoprevention to prevent recurrence, and am enjoying my full and racy menopause. I know I am lucky to be alive and am proud to have a piece of catheter tubing, left from my surgical port, in my chest, as a souvenir." She stands proud of who she is and who she is still becoming. At the end of the book she states; "The future is like sun rays to me, and I tilt my soul in the direction of this light. I am still unshakable in my faith in people and in my relentless positivity, and I will not ever change that. I love life, even more every day, no matter what's ahead of me. I love it all: the past, the present, and the future. My goals in life are simple, really-to make and keep everybody happy. On the stage, on the page, in the sick wards, or in my mother's kitchen." And that is what she strives to do, day in and day out.
No this book was not an easy read, but as an artist I respect and appreciate I pushed on and finished the book. For all the hardships she has experienced she lives joy and positive attitude and for that she is a shining example.
Read the review on my blog Book Reviews and More.
June 27, 2016
This book needs a trigger warning.
Thus, I will give it one:
"TW: for rape scenes (about 4, maybe more)"
Man, this book was a real big disappointment for me.
Growing up, I was really into Bif Naked and what "she represented". She looks like a tough punk rock chick that doesn't take shit from anyone. In fact, she has been one of my inspirations for getting as many tattoos as I did. However, the Bif that I loved growing up is only half of what I expected her to be in reality (as presented through this book). Instead, Bif came across as an anti-feminist and naive woman who published the book for shock factor and a money grabber rather than something that allows readers to learn about her and her experiences in the music scene.
When she did detail what it was like to be a female musician it was scant, a bunch of name dropping, and uninteresting. Yes, I may be comparing this to the other musician memoirs that I have read, particularly Kim Gordon's "Girl in a Band" which acted as a medium for her divorce, but at least her music career and her divorce were intertwined and had influenced one another. Bif Naked, on the other hand, wrote about rape, drug use, violence and breast cancer as things that were second to her music career. Like, I get it: this is fair as it is a memoir about her life; she is writing about the things that shaped and influenced her. HOWEVER, instead of writing about the impacts of these events as her as a person, or what she learned from them (much like in Jenny Mollen's book, for example... which I love) they were just 3-4 pages detailing these events. Most of which made me want to blame her parents.
Finally, the writing was just not good. I know she isn't a writer and is a performer but I feel like the editor could have done a better job.
Thus, I will give it one:
"TW: for rape scenes (about 4, maybe more)"
Man, this book was a real big disappointment for me.
Growing up, I was really into Bif Naked and what "she represented". She looks like a tough punk rock chick that doesn't take shit from anyone. In fact, she has been one of my inspirations for getting as many tattoos as I did. However, the Bif that I loved growing up is only half of what I expected her to be in reality (as presented through this book). Instead, Bif came across as an anti-feminist and naive woman who published the book for shock factor and a money grabber rather than something that allows readers to learn about her and her experiences in the music scene.
When she did detail what it was like to be a female musician it was scant, a bunch of name dropping, and uninteresting. Yes, I may be comparing this to the other musician memoirs that I have read, particularly Kim Gordon's "Girl in a Band" which acted as a medium for her divorce, but at least her music career and her divorce were intertwined and had influenced one another. Bif Naked, on the other hand, wrote about rape, drug use, violence and breast cancer as things that were second to her music career. Like, I get it: this is fair as it is a memoir about her life; she is writing about the things that shaped and influenced her. HOWEVER, instead of writing about the impacts of these events as her as a person, or what she learned from them (much like in Jenny Mollen's book, for example... which I love) they were just 3-4 pages detailing these events. Most of which made me want to blame her parents.
Finally, the writing was just not good. I know she isn't a writer and is a performer but I feel like the editor could have done a better job.
July 15, 2023
This is one of those books where I just wanted it to keep going. Bif is a very interesting and sweet person with a lot of crazy and fun stories, so I want MORE. The writing was fluid and easy and relateable on so many levels. You could tell this was written by her in HER voice, which is why it was so great to read and genuine.
edit: Re-read July 2023.
edit: Re-read July 2023.
June 9, 2016
Loved this book. Read it within a few nights and I laughed out loud, cried and identified with parts of Bifs struggles. I met her once at York U after a concert she did. She was extremely sweet and signed my CD and took a picture with me! Forever a Bif fangirl.
April 24, 2016
Raw, haunting and beautiful. I tried to read it slowly because I didn't want it to end. Thank you, Bif!
June 3, 2016
I've been a Bif Naked fan for years now so it was really interesting to read about her life in such details. I enjoyed this book and have a bigger appreciation for her. 4/5 stars
September 3, 2016
3.5 stars. Having recently seen Bif perform and read from her book, I was able to really hear her voice in my mind as I read this. A pretty crazy life she has led. Interesting read.
December 1, 2016
Will review Shortly. I need to write it out more in detail before I will post.
August 18, 2024
What an absolutely heart wrenching memoir by Canadian musician Bif Naked. She is beyond strong for the extreme challenges and adversity she has faced (and overcome) in her life. From sexual assault to failed marriages to breast cancer, she has been through so much, and continues to exemplify positivity even in the midst of her struggles.
May 31, 2016
I first heard the song "I Love Myself Today" on a compilation album that much music released (back when they used to play music videos!) back in grade 9. I was just starting high school and, like probably 90% of the student body, was struggling with wanting to fit in and make friends, and be cool. When I first heard that song, it was like a light bulb went off in my head, and I became obsessed with that song. I had never heard of the artist who sang it before, and it wasn't long before I starting exploring more of this artists catelogue.
Bif Naked is just one of the coolest people I have ever seen. She looks tough as nails, but really, if you have ever read an interview or watched her speak on television she really is quite the opposite. She is a gentle soul with nothing but love for this universe and all the things that come along with it.
As much as I came to know this about her, it didn't really prepare me for the reality that was her life. When I read about her childhood, and even during her career, reading the kinds of situations she had gotten herself into time and time again, it was a real shock. She is such a nice person, and was constantly taken advantage of. All the hardships would turn a normal person into a jade individual, but not Beth.
I was not really surprised to read about her struggles to be taken seriously in the music industry, or the way she was treated whenever she went to perform. Sadly, it is still pretty common for a woman to be treated as an object, but it only increased my respect for her. To be harassed on a regular basis, I'm sure would drive most people mad, and maybe even have them take a second to decide whether this was really worth it or not. I can't imagine having those kinds of things happen to me moments before I was meant to go on stage and still do a kick ass performance. It was really disappointing to hear not even her bandmates could stick up for her. She really is too kind sometimes.
Her life stories are told pretty much as she talks - they are full of intelligent reflection, and humour and this memoir made me love her all the more. When I read about her cancer diagnosis, I was pretty confident, (even though I have never met her) that her positivity and good humour would get her through it - it never occurred to me that she would not recover. Reading her experience with her cancer battle just solidified my opinion that nothing can truly shake her down. And it bolsters my theory that positivity has a huge impact on ones health.
Really loved this memoir, I would've liked to know a bit more about her creative process when she writing some of my favourite songs, but for the most part it really is all there. Just like she is - an open book.
Bif Naked is just one of the coolest people I have ever seen. She looks tough as nails, but really, if you have ever read an interview or watched her speak on television she really is quite the opposite. She is a gentle soul with nothing but love for this universe and all the things that come along with it.
As much as I came to know this about her, it didn't really prepare me for the reality that was her life. When I read about her childhood, and even during her career, reading the kinds of situations she had gotten herself into time and time again, it was a real shock. She is such a nice person, and was constantly taken advantage of. All the hardships would turn a normal person into a jade individual, but not Beth.
I was not really surprised to read about her struggles to be taken seriously in the music industry, or the way she was treated whenever she went to perform. Sadly, it is still pretty common for a woman to be treated as an object, but it only increased my respect for her. To be harassed on a regular basis, I'm sure would drive most people mad, and maybe even have them take a second to decide whether this was really worth it or not. I can't imagine having those kinds of things happen to me moments before I was meant to go on stage and still do a kick ass performance. It was really disappointing to hear not even her bandmates could stick up for her. She really is too kind sometimes.
Her life stories are told pretty much as she talks - they are full of intelligent reflection, and humour and this memoir made me love her all the more. When I read about her cancer diagnosis, I was pretty confident, (even though I have never met her) that her positivity and good humour would get her through it - it never occurred to me that she would not recover. Reading her experience with her cancer battle just solidified my opinion that nothing can truly shake her down. And it bolsters my theory that positivity has a huge impact on ones health.
Really loved this memoir, I would've liked to know a bit more about her creative process when she writing some of my favourite songs, but for the most part it really is all there. Just like she is - an open book.
February 13, 2017
That was NASTY! Best book cover ever though. She is beautiful.
Her parents claimed to be missionaries (yet had some serious issues with Biblical truth and emotional health - It seems many adventurous soul-saving-sellers have this problem. IT eventually comes out in failed marriages and confused morals). And this book is all about confused morals.
Honestly, there is very little music in this book. We don't even get into her singing career til around page 100. She talks more about her dogs and their healthcare than she does her songs.
What we do get is lots of sex, bi-sex, strip-clubs, gang-bangs, pimps, pushers, bikers, rebelliousness, tattoos, and horrific life decisions that would make many humans eligible for the nuthouse. But Bif just marches on into her next abusive failed relationship and adventure. She sounds like a fun dangerous friend that is one choice away from destroying your happiness AND HERS.
There is a scene in this book where she goes to her Dr. to look into having a baby. The female Dr. Mocks and Insults her Veganism and tells her to go eat some meat and get some dairy in her or it'll kill the baby. I laughed... I can't count all the brain dead, self-righteous, unhealthy Vegans i've met in my lifetime. Sadly, Bif soon gets pregnant... AND THE BABY DIES.
Bif is a typical religious snowflake with some Buddhism, Hinduism, confused Catholicism and general spiritual insanity (which rockstar doesn't suffer from this illness?). Thankfully she doesn't easily blame the God of the Bible for all of her ills. I applaud her for this. She's one tough cookie with a crazy sense of humor and adventure.
I have a few of her C.D.'s and she's recorded some great songs. (and some crap that must annoy even her most dedicated fans. She's done it all: everything from Hard Metal to pop-dance-crap that would make Britney Spears envious.
Her music videos are fun. Especially "I love myself today" and "Nothing Else Matters". "Spaceman" is amusing.
I tried to find a full concert of hers on youtube. No luck yet. I'm glad I got to see her live in Surrey a few years back: celebrating Canada day. She's an awesome entertainer and talent. Just don't ever let your teenage daughter look up to her as a role model.
Her parents claimed to be missionaries (yet had some serious issues with Biblical truth and emotional health - It seems many adventurous soul-saving-sellers have this problem. IT eventually comes out in failed marriages and confused morals). And this book is all about confused morals.
Honestly, there is very little music in this book. We don't even get into her singing career til around page 100. She talks more about her dogs and their healthcare than she does her songs.
What we do get is lots of sex, bi-sex, strip-clubs, gang-bangs, pimps, pushers, bikers, rebelliousness, tattoos, and horrific life decisions that would make many humans eligible for the nuthouse. But Bif just marches on into her next abusive failed relationship and adventure. She sounds like a fun dangerous friend that is one choice away from destroying your happiness AND HERS.
There is a scene in this book where she goes to her Dr. to look into having a baby. The female Dr. Mocks and Insults her Veganism and tells her to go eat some meat and get some dairy in her or it'll kill the baby. I laughed... I can't count all the brain dead, self-righteous, unhealthy Vegans i've met in my lifetime. Sadly, Bif soon gets pregnant... AND THE BABY DIES.
Bif is a typical religious snowflake with some Buddhism, Hinduism, confused Catholicism and general spiritual insanity (which rockstar doesn't suffer from this illness?). Thankfully she doesn't easily blame the God of the Bible for all of her ills. I applaud her for this. She's one tough cookie with a crazy sense of humor and adventure.
I have a few of her C.D.'s and she's recorded some great songs. (and some crap that must annoy even her most dedicated fans. She's done it all: everything from Hard Metal to pop-dance-crap that would make Britney Spears envious.
Her music videos are fun. Especially "I love myself today" and "Nothing Else Matters". "Spaceman" is amusing.
I tried to find a full concert of hers on youtube. No luck yet. I'm glad I got to see her live in Surrey a few years back: celebrating Canada day. She's an awesome entertainer and talent. Just don't ever let your teenage daughter look up to her as a role model.
March 24, 2018
An relatively interesting story of Bif Naked's life. She has led an interesting life and has managed to maintain a very sunny disposition. Some of her early experiences (including a gang rape when she was a teen) would have been devastating to most people, but Naked seems to manage to get through these things and keep going.
I've read lots of musicians' autobiographies but I don't think I've ever read one where the artist has been so positive about the music industry! For the most part, she seems to be grateful to everybody that's taken and chance on her and doesn't get bogged down in "if they had only chosen this other song as my single," "if I had only had more label support for this release," "if the record company hadn't forced us to put out a record so soon." It's just a "they did their best, they had to let me go, they're great people, and on to the next stage." It is refreshing, although a little jarring.
I found the early years more interesting than the later years. As the book goes on it is less chronological and more a series of anecdotes, so it seems to jump around a bit. Also, as things get darker - her cancer diagnosis, her father's death - her sunny tone prevents the reader from feeling the impact of these things because she seems to be glossing over them. I did skim, and then skip the chapter on her dogs' lives.
A decent read, probably more interesting if you're a fan (I don't actually think I know any of her music, accept maybe the Metallica cover). Although I didn't feel she was holding back, the light tone that she adopts through many of her experiences does prevent the reader from engaging with her story.
I've read lots of musicians' autobiographies but I don't think I've ever read one where the artist has been so positive about the music industry! For the most part, she seems to be grateful to everybody that's taken and chance on her and doesn't get bogged down in "if they had only chosen this other song as my single," "if I had only had more label support for this release," "if the record company hadn't forced us to put out a record so soon." It's just a "they did their best, they had to let me go, they're great people, and on to the next stage." It is refreshing, although a little jarring.
I found the early years more interesting than the later years. As the book goes on it is less chronological and more a series of anecdotes, so it seems to jump around a bit. Also, as things get darker - her cancer diagnosis, her father's death - her sunny tone prevents the reader from feeling the impact of these things because she seems to be glossing over them. I did skim, and then skip the chapter on her dogs' lives.
A decent read, probably more interesting if you're a fan (I don't actually think I know any of her music, accept maybe the Metallica cover). Although I didn't feel she was holding back, the light tone that she adopts through many of her experiences does prevent the reader from engaging with her story.
July 30, 2018
I was a moderate fan of Bif throughout the years.... had 3 of her albums. Seeing her on Much (I highly recommend "gonna meet a rockstar") and MTVCanada always made me smile with her infectious positivity and sweetness. The thing is, when I read a Biography (memoir, whatever) and really almost any book, whether it be narcissism or other, you kind of tend to put yourself in the other person's shoes.... even if you can't say for certain because you haven't experience certain things.... in part because, well....
Some of her experiences really set off alarm bells for me. I don't want to get too deep into things, but certain portions had me cringing and full of worry, a few had me going "no, no, don't do that, that's a bad idea..... awwww shit!! *beleaguered sigh, and pinch of the nose* Welp, at least she didn't get herself killed???"
However, that being said, I agree with the afterwords, this is a story of resilience.... many of the challenges she has faced are more just the train wrecks of life .... and to her credit, where I was going "Oh, I wouldn't have put myself in that position" the later half of the book does the opposite and made me go "I don't know if I would be that resilient"
Some of her experiences really set off alarm bells for me. I don't want to get too deep into things, but certain portions had me cringing and full of worry, a few had me going "no, no, don't do that, that's a bad idea..... awwww shit!! *beleaguered sigh, and pinch of the nose* Welp, at least she didn't get herself killed???"
However, that being said, I agree with the afterwords, this is a story of resilience.... many of the challenges she has faced are more just the train wrecks of life .... and to her credit, where I was going "Oh, I wouldn't have put myself in that position" the later half of the book does the opposite and made me go "I don't know if I would be that resilient"
July 12, 2016
An autobiography by Bif Naked herself, it relates the roller-coaster life of a Canadian artist, and her bad choices, near death experiences and triumphs despite the universe and an industry trying to keep itself in the Dark Ages.
Relating as she does, specific events outside the context of other events in her life, isolating each major activity and difficulty in her life, it becomes a little muddled trying to decipher the exact sequence of events. But she still tells a great tale of the perils of making bad choices and never once blames anyone else for her own life choices. Sometimes, regret can almost be felt coming out of the pages of this book, but ultimately her straight-edge lifestyle keeps it shiny and reflective of someone trying to be positive and move forward despite personal tragedy and hardships.
In the end, I liked it, and appreciated her candor and honesty. Sometimes you need to hear the hardships of another to appreciate the individual more. If anything else, I respect her more for who she is, and the fact that she's a survivor above everything else. Good book.
Relating as she does, specific events outside the context of other events in her life, isolating each major activity and difficulty in her life, it becomes a little muddled trying to decipher the exact sequence of events. But she still tells a great tale of the perils of making bad choices and never once blames anyone else for her own life choices. Sometimes, regret can almost be felt coming out of the pages of this book, but ultimately her straight-edge lifestyle keeps it shiny and reflective of someone trying to be positive and move forward despite personal tragedy and hardships.
In the end, I liked it, and appreciated her candor and honesty. Sometimes you need to hear the hardships of another to appreciate the individual more. If anything else, I respect her more for who she is, and the fact that she's a survivor above everything else. Good book.
May 31, 2016
i'll be honest, I didn't expect the details of her life to be laid out in such a matter-of-fact way. other than the pages dedicated to her cute puppies, there was little sentimentality in the words. most of it was "I did this, then this happened." not that it's a bad read; it was just surprising.
I am not sure if anyone else thought this, but it seemed the book evolved with her age. the passages about her younger days were a simpler read than those from adulthood. it seems that even the language changed. it's not a hard read or a very shocking one either (it was fun to read passages that seemed familiar, only to realize it was one of her songs). I do think she needed a better editor because there were a few mistakes and those irritate me.
I am not sure if anyone else thought this, but it seemed the book evolved with her age. the passages about her younger days were a simpler read than those from adulthood. it seems that even the language changed. it's not a hard read or a very shocking one either (it was fun to read passages that seemed familiar, only to realize it was one of her songs). I do think she needed a better editor because there were a few mistakes and those irritate me.
May 31, 2016
If you love the music of Bif Naked you should look into this book. It will astound you how much life she has lived and you'll begin to better understand her songs. Don't get too upset when you realize she wasn't a huge fan of Buffy before appearing on the show. And make sure to drink lots of fluids before reading the last three chapters to avoid dehydration. Honestly, there was a lot to cry about, so her strength in the end is even more amazing. Read the book, and then maybe get a tattoo....or start a career in rock. Just avoid some of her other questionable decisions (you'll know which ones I'm talking about.)
September 30, 2016
Bif Naked is at her best when revealing her personality -strong and endlessly optimistic almost to the extreme of self-hurt; we feel the ring of truth there. But flitting from life stage to life stage feels like careful editing, and writing without much detail does some harm to this book. Yet, her survival status is unquestionable, even if her bookwriting is not as good as her songwriting.
In fairness, I have loved Bif since I first heard her music in the mid-nineties, but on the other hand the autobiography/memoir can be a difficult form for me...perhaps, too little room for objectivity?
In fairness, I have loved Bif since I first heard her music in the mid-nineties, but on the other hand the autobiography/memoir can be a difficult form for me...perhaps, too little room for objectivity?
January 7, 2019
It took me a while to read the book. But that wasn't a problem. It seemed more like a bunch of short stories so if I put it down for a while, or if I didn't finish right away, I didn't lose the flow of the story. There's a few things about herself that could have been more emotional, but being a rape survivor myself, I see the detachment and understand. I appreciate her resiliency and positive attitude because my experiences in life didn't take me in that direction. I really don't listen to her music so I wasn't disappointed that there wasn't much more detail about it. Overall I did like the book.
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August 2, 2019
I'm not sure why so many people find the need to demean Bif after reading this book. This memoir showed us Bif the human. The woman, trying to keep her head above water in a man's (entertainment) world. It takes a lot of guts as a celebrity to show the world your vulnerability.
I really enjoyed this book. Being from Vancouver, seeing Bif perform, having the privilege of sharing a bill with her on a few occasions, I felt really connected to this book.
I highly recommend it for those interested in learning about the girl behind the performer. Sometimes we lose sight of the fact that successful entertainers still experience struggle, illness, heartbreak.
I really enjoyed this book. Being from Vancouver, seeing Bif perform, having the privilege of sharing a bill with her on a few occasions, I felt really connected to this book.
I highly recommend it for those interested in learning about the girl behind the performer. Sometimes we lose sight of the fact that successful entertainers still experience struggle, illness, heartbreak.
June 5, 2016
I read this book in one sitting! I have loved bif naked from the very first time I heard her songs. she has been listened to in my house hold for a good 17 years. I idolize her and doing so my now 17 year old son loves her also. when I herd she had a memoir I knew I had to read it. I couldn't wait to get my hands on it and it did not fail me. I highly recommend it to all bif naked fans. it's a deep and moving story of her life and it left me in tears during parts and laughing out loud in others.
November 9, 2017
If you grew up in Canada in the late 90s/early 2000s you know who Bif Naked is, furthermore if you’re female she embodies a certain power. A generation of girls were empowered by Bifs career and music. She was (and is) emotional, tough, and unapologetic for what she does. It was interesting to read the stories behind the songs and learn more about her struggle with breast cancer.
While for some it’s just a memoir of a girl fighting her way through the Canadian punk scene using humor as a shield, for those of us who grew up looking up to her this is the memoir our young selves always wanted.
While for some it’s just a memoir of a girl fighting her way through the Canadian punk scene using humor as a shield, for those of us who grew up looking up to her this is the memoir our young selves always wanted.
June 6, 2018
I’m really glad I read this. I’ve loved her music for a lot of years and it’s given me a little more insight to some of the lyrics of her songs. It could have stood to be a couple hundred pages longer, I’ve spent the last few days over analyzing a ton of songs and there are still questions and things I’ve been wondering for years. Part of me wants to give it to my daughter when she’s older, mostly as a DO NOT DO THIS type of lesson. Pretty bad mistakes but overall I feel she’s a beautiful person whose gift of music helped me out during a weird time in my life.
January 20, 2019
I loved this book, as a girl born in 88 and grew up in the 90s/00s bif was so cool to look up to. Someone who wasn't scared to be herself she was different from most of the women that you'd see in the media. To know everything that she went through in her life and to still have the brilliance and strength to get where she has got in life was wonderful to read. She opened up so many Avenues for women in the industry to be who they are and what they want to do I wish her nothing but the best in the future.
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