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Alexis Noelle
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Kiss My Crown

4.13  ·  Rating Details ·  109 Ratings  ·  62 Reviews
My name is Kate and I’m a princess.

I had it all. Every little girl’s dream: Working as a princess in a theme park five days a week. Prince Charming and I really hit it off, until he hit every other princess in the park.

After beating him with his own sword I decided it was time to find a normal guy. I met one- or at least I thought I did.

Now the princesses are snubbing me
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Jessica Alcazar
This little story was so adorable and quirky and just fun! This is the absolute best book to not only get you out of a reading funk (if you happen to be in one) but also detox from a heart-shattering one (if that's what you've read). It's absolutely the funnest reading afternoon I have had in quite some time! :)

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2OCC Reviews
Nov 06, 2016 2OCC Reviews rated it it was amazing
Shelves: marie

This book! OMG, this book I want every one of friends to read so we can have inside jokes about all the hilarious escapades in this book.

Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle has to be the funniest read I have had ALL year! Haven’t we all dreamed of being the Princess? Kate gets to be that Princess and she takes along for the ride. Charming is anything but in Dreamland and their HEA is, well, not.

Best friends Melanie, an evil queen and Dani, a fairy are there to back their girl up. Just that tr
Sandra Shipman ~ Two Book Pushers
What happens when a Princess, a Fairy, and an Evil Queen walk into Dreamland? You have this fucking hilarious book with three best friends that bring faking it to a whole new level. I have been to a certain D-Land many times and every single time I go I think about how the characters are outside of the park. And Alexis totally nailed how I pictured it. Who could be that happy!?

Kate aka Princess Lily had her Prince until she found out that he was a cheating douchebag with other princesses and ev
* A review copy was provided by the author in exchange for an honest review *

~ 3.5 Not Your Normal Fairytale Stars ~

Kiss My Crown is a funny, sassy, and quick witted story about finding what truly makes you happy.

If you are looking for that quick afternoon read that will have you laughing out loud, this is the book to read.

The characters had sass and were likable. I thought the storyline was fun and interesting. I’ve always liked Alexis’s writing style and this was just the same.

I really en
Tiffany Readz

OMG this was one of those books I had to take the time to tell my husband about as it was so freaking funny. Alexis Noelle hit it out of the humor park this time around! Where she came up with this premise I'll never know, but I could picture it perfectly in my mind as I read the entire time.

With the warning of a not so happily ever after, I wasn't sure what to expect with Kiss My Crown. What I got was a book full of funny one liners, friendship and some crazy sex and I absolutely lo
Nov 07, 2016 Diane rated it it was amazing
4.5 Stars
Fun, witty and sarcastic.
Nov 07, 2016 Shrimalya rated it really liked it
This book was such a fun read!!It had me laughing from the very first chapter itself.(The way she deals with her cheating ex-boyfriend LOL).

Kate is one of the princesses in the amusement park.The royalty are at the top of the chain and are treated very respectfully.She has just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating on her and he is no Prince Charming though he plays the role of one.
At the bottom of the chain are the faeries and woodland creatures with the pirates occupying the lowest ru
Nov 03, 2016 Christy rated it really liked it
Shelves: 2016
This was the perfect book to read on Halloween. It was funny, cute, and just the right amount of sarcastic.

I LOVED the novella version of this book that appeared in One Size Fits All Anthology. It was one that stood out the most to me so when I saw I could get my hands on an advanced copy, I lunged for it!

This book is HILARIOUS. There are so many absolutely funny moments throughout. Her relationship with her friends, her work environment, even her encounter with the Hero. All of it? I was laug
Bella's  Blog
Nov 07, 2016 Bella's Blog rated it it was amazing
Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle is a home run in the humor park ,and I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed this amazing story. When I heard this story didn't have a happily ever after ,I thought what did I do I very expected a book full of so much funny one liners, plus friendship and some really crazy sex and boy I so liked every page. People have told me that sometimes I can be very sarcastic,so I totally liked Kate's attitude, especially when it was towards old prince charming. He totally knew ...more
LLEP  Book Blog
Nov 08, 2016 LLEP Book Blog rated it really liked it
3.5 stars

This was so different than any other Alexis Noelle book that I've read that I was completely surprised with how this book turned out. Kiss My Crown is a fun and sassy romantic comedy about finding what truly makes you happy. If you are looking for a quick afternoon read that will have you laughing out loud the whole way through than I highly recommend this book.

Kate works at the happiest place on earth as a princess. She was living every little girl's dream and even hit it off with Pri
Nov 17, 2016 Tatia rated it it was amazing
Shelves: fmr-reviews
4.5 stars!!

If you want a laugh out loud funny, sarcastic, and over the top ridiculous story, read this book! I needed a good laugh. It's been a while since I read a book this hilarious. Most of the events were so outrageous that you couldn't help but laugh.

Kate is a princess. Really. Although, if that were 100% accurate then her name would be Princess Lily. Which is what her boyfriend/ex, Jeremy, continues to call her. It's as if he doesn't even know her real name. That may be true, especially
Kathy Wideman
This book was a great read, super funny. Kate works at a theme park as a princess and her boyfriend so to be ex-boyfriend is a prince. Her room mates and friends also work at the theme park as the evil queen and a fairy. Kate learns that her boyfriend is doing every other princess at the park as well and some other characters too. Now she is stuck pretending they are in love at every meet and greet. Kate has decided that she needs a normal boyfriend someone outside the park and she thinks she ha ...more
I just wanted to offer my opinion, and an explanation of my three-star rating. It's not that I didn't like the book - I did, but there were things that just hit me the wrong way. Out of character things.

First off, the heroine said at one point that if she wasn't insulting you, she didn't like you. It's when she was quiet that you had to worry. Yet she insulted her enemies all the time . ALL THE TIME. So which is it? Did that mean she liked her ex and the girls that she hated?

Also, there was the
Nerdy Dirty & Flirty
Nov 08, 2016 Nerdy Dirty & Flirty rated it really liked it
3.5 Stars
Kiss My Crown was laugh out loud funny with hilarious sexual antics and a swoon worthy lead. As the princess of Dreamland, Kate has a reputation to protect. When her prince proves to be not so charming, she learns just how vicious the park can be. On the rebound, Kate meets Justin at the local grocery store. Not only is he super sexy but funny and totally down to Earth. Just as things are going great, bam! What happens when the things you think are important get in the way of what r
Dawn West
Actual Rating: 3.5

This novella was a quick read with plenty of humor and outrageous situations happening to a woman who works as a fairytale princess at an amusement park.

While I found the first part of the book to be hilarious, our princess' constant pessimistic attitude did begin to irk me. This was a novella so I know I would have grown to dislike the main character if it had been a longer book. Thankfully, there are other characters who I did like and that made up for the terrible decisions
Kate is a princess...not an actual princess but one at a fairy tale park. She puts on an act everyday and pretends she is a good girl. Like she has her life figured out. Well she doesn't! She is a hoot. Her jokes made me laugh. She is feisty and won't go down without a fight.
Justin is a pirate. Not really supposed to be around the princess in the park. Well she didn't know what he does and he didn't know what she does.
This was a funny book. Lots of laughs. It also shows that people who we thin
Nov 05, 2016 Amber rated it it was amazing
Who doesn't love a smart-ass, sarcastic princess? Well she plays a princess at a theme park where she has the dreamy boyfriend who plays Prince Charming and lives a magical life. Except she hates having to smile and act princessy all the time or and her dreamy Prince Charming? He's banging every female in the theme park.

So Kate is through with her not so Prince Charming, and sends him packing. And ends up meeting a real charming man who doesn't want to plug every female within a mile's radius.
Nov 07, 2016 Victoria rated it it was amazing
I absolutely love this short story. It's hilarious and will have you hooked. Who doesn't love a story with a princess, evil queen and fairy. These three will have you rolling with banter and shenanigans. Kate works as a princess at Dreamland. After breaking up with the prince after he's been with the other princesses , Kate is looking for the her real prince. She meets Justin, but wait! Justin isn't a prince he's a Pirate. Pirates are at the bottom of the chain and are a no no. Is Kate willing t ...more
Nov 06, 2016 Donna rated it really liked it
“You used warming lube and Bengay!”

A princess, a fairy and a villain walk into a bar… Start of a bad joke? No, it’s part of the story Kiss My Crown. As far as Alexis Noelle stories go, not my favorite, but it sure made me laugh. It’s a tongue in cheek glimpse into the world of theme park characters. Parts of the story had me shaking my head due to its ridiculousness, while other parts had me gasping for air from laughing so hard. This is a quick read, and I recommend it for a good laugh. I’m int
Nov 06, 2016 CrazyDaisy rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2016-arc
5 Crazy Ass Must Read Stars!!!!!

Alexis Noelle has surprised me with this book. I've read a few of her books but none have been like this. A fresh storyline chock full of humor that had me laughing out loud throughout. Seriously, I have not come across a story the likes of this at all and I read a lot.
This is a true romantic comedy with no added drama. I loved how refreshing a read it was. The perfect lazy Sunday morning read!
Nov 08, 2016 Melanie rated it really liked it
This was a quick, easy and hilarious read. I really enjoyed my first book from Alexis Noelle. I look forward to the spin-off from this book.
Jan 07, 2017 Gidget rated it really liked it
Witty and snarky short read with a little spice :)
Karen Gagnon
Oct 11, 2016 Karen Gagnon rated it really liked it
4.5 Disney Princess Stars!
I was so unprepared to read this! I started it in a public place and had to quickly cover my mouth from laughing out loud! Kate takes matters into her own hands when her boyfriend turns out to be anything but prince charming. This is a quick introduction to Kate, her quirky friends and life as a Princess at the not so happiest place on earth. Kate soon meets Justin, a sexy, funny, thoughtful man over melons at the grocery store. They begin to build a relationship until
Books Laid Bare
Nov 07, 2016 Books Laid Bare rated it it was amazing
If you think you know Alexis Noelle than I strongly urge you to think again because this is nothing like any of her previous work. I have read and reviewed so many of Ms Noelle’s books that I thought I knew her style inside out but boy was I wrong, I didn’t see this little beauty coming until it was too late and the giggles had set in.
The whole idea is one that had me chuckling to myself for much of the story, Kate has every little girl’s dream job, working at the theme park meant that she gets
Kathleen R.
Nov 07, 2016 Kathleen R. rated it it was amazing
Title: Kiss My Crown
Author: Alexis Noelle

“That’d be why you’re still a virgin. Now this can end like the rest of your dates with you paying for my food and leaving with blue balls.”

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I can’t remember the last time I was in tears from laughing so hard while reading a book, but that’s exactly what happened when I read Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle. The story itself may have been shorter than I would have liked, yet every scene was so brilliantly written that in the end p, it didn't matter. It h
Debra Lamey
Feb 19, 2017 Debra Lamey rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Snarky and mean.

I liked this book because it was real to life. Hate my job, can't find a decent man, and hanging out with best friends is almost everyday life. I would recommend this book to anyone.
Nov 08, 2016 Tracy rated it really liked it
I was only introduced to the work of Alexis Noelle in September of this year when I read her 'Sexy Beginnings'. I really enjoyed that book and was looking forward to reading Kiss My Crown having read a chapter teaser at the end of SB.

Kiss My Crown was a fun, laugh out loud read. With princesses, not-so-charming princes, evil villains, fairies, pirates and furry animals (ok, peeps in costumes!!) this book... yep, even though it's fiction... will make me look at theme parks quite differently from
Nov 07, 2016 Lauren rated it it was amazing
I have been dying to get my hands on this book since a few months back when I read the first few chapters when it was featured in the ‘’one size fits all’’ anthology. So as soon as the arc was delivered to my kindle, I devoured this book within thirty minutes, and I was left desperate for more. Kiss my crown is funny, witty and addictive. I love Kate; she is sarcastic and sassy, she isn’t afraid to say what she wants to whomever she wants. Add in her two crazy best friends and this book is a rec ...more
FMR Book Grind
Nov 07, 2016 FMR Book Grind rated it really liked it

If you want a laugh out loud funny, sarcastic, and over the top ridiculous story, read this book! I needed a good laugh. It's been a while since I read a book this hilarious. Most of the events were so outrageous that you couldn't help but laugh.

Kate is a princess. Really. Although, if that were 100% accurate then her name would be Princess Lily. Which is what her boyfriend/ex, Jeremy, continues to call her. It's as if he doesn't even know her real name. That may be true,
Lita Thomas
Nov 02, 2016 Lita Thomas rated it it was amazing
Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle. Kate works as a princess at a park. Her boyfriend is Prince Charming. There is a pecking order at the park and Kate and her boyfriend are at the top of that chain. When she finds out her boyfriend is doing most of their female coworkers she has unprincess like break up at work. When she sees him with another girl she sents out on a quest for rebound sex. A chance meeting in the grocery story with a good looking guy over picking ripe melons is the start of that que ...more
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Alexis Noelle lives in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with her husband, and three kids. On top a writing career, she is a full-time student and a full-time mom. She loves spending time with her kids, although she has to hide the computer from them when she is writing! She love being active and being outdoors, especially if it involves any kind of shopping.
She has always been passionate about writing.
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“I walk through Dreamland, searching for my knight in shining armor, who turned out to be more like a dickhead wrapped in tinfoil.” 0 likes
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