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Total D*ck

(Bad Bitch #3)

3.92  ·  Rating details ·  311 ratings  ·  99 reviews
I’m your classic skirt chaser. A womanizer. A total d*ck. My reputation is dirtier than a New Orleans street after a Mardi Gras parade. I take unwinnable cases and win them. Where people see defeat, I see a big fat paycheck. And when most men see rejection, it’s because the sexiest woman at the bar has already promised to go home with me.

But Scarlett Carmichael is the one
ebook, 192 pages
Published July 5th 2016 by Swerve
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Alina I have read this and also Emma Chase's work. And no, they are not similar. Completely different. Which is good, because they are different persons wit…moreI have read this and also Emma Chase's work. And no, they are not similar. Completely different. Which is good, because they are different persons with different ideas and different ways to express them. :) (less)

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SueBee★bring me an alpha!★

★★★★! Total D*ck, (stand-alone) book 3 of 3. Manwhore extraordinaire meets his match in a successful lawyer seemingly unaffected by his charm & dick!

“I had resolved to continue on my dickish behavior for her benefit.”

Books in Bad Bitch series are stand-alones, but most enjoyed if read in order:
Book 1: Bad Bitch
Book 2: Hardass
Book 3: Total D*ck

Total D*ck (stand-alone book 3) is indeed a story about a total dick. Attorney Kennedy Granade has partied and whored his way throu
XxTainaxX Curvy and Nerdy
May 22, 2016 rated it really liked it
3.5 stars. A good story and still sexy as hell but I didn't feel the connection and development that was present with the other couples. Kennedy was alpha, of course, but he was missing some of that swagger his brothers had. Nothing Kennedy did really made the title click for me. Scarlett didn't stand out. The plot was predictable but it unraveled well. The writing was very good along with the pacing. The epilogue focuses more on the first couple. I would have liked to have seen a HEA vs a HFN : ...more

Scarlett Carmichael is the only female attorney in a stuffy but prestigious law firm in New Orleans. Appearances and propriety are the benchmarks in Scarlett’s debutante world, but she soon learns there are more important traits to admire and embody.

“It was as if he knew exactly what buttons to press to get a rise out of me.”

Kennedy Granade is a top plaintiff’s attorney but it’s his womanizing ways that earned him the nickname Total Dick. Standing tall at 6’4” with his broad shoulders and
Sybil aka Lala
Jul 05, 2016 rated it it was amazing

Wait, no, THIS brother. Wait. No. Nope. Still want Wash the most. But let’s just say that there was an unfortunate freak accident involving my locked up thighs, Wash’s head and a judge’s gavel resulting in his devastating death then I could possibly take up with Kennedy (after a brief period of mourning of course).

Kennedy borderline alcoholic with his crude mouth and his womanizing ways and impressively high sex drive and failure to accept no as an answer. Yes. Want.

As in want to see him brought
ARC provided by publisher in exchange for an honest review

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Total D*ck doesn’t need much explaining because in this third installment to the Bad Bitch Series , Christina Saunders wrote a hero that is a self proclaimed d*ck but don’t worry because Ms. Saunders was able to redeem her hero with her smart and witty prose.

All I can say that this final installment was wickedly sexy, fun, playful and totally entertaining. Saunders continues to elevate the banter and sexual energy of her characters w
Jun 29, 2016 rated it really liked it
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Review Also Published on I'm A Sweet and Sassy Book Whore: http://www.imasweetandsassybookwhore....

I enjoyed this, a lot. Kennedy is not nice, and he really doesn’t want or intend to be, so this works for him. Scarlett doesn’t like him, on sight, on first impression, or by reputation. Kennedy lives up to his name and there are few redeeming qualities about the person the reader initially meets.

Often in books where one of the characters is less th
Rated 3.5 Stars

I loved the banter that took place between Scarlett and Kennedy early on in the book it had me snickering. While I enjoyed it there were parts that were a bit contradictory and had me questioning what I'd read earlier. I found the ending very satisfying, I loved seeing all the couples together.

All in all I found this book and series quite enjoyable.
Not bad, just didn't quite feel the connection (other than sexual) between the H/h.
3 1/2 stars
Jun 02, 2016 rated it it was amazing
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4.5 stars!

ARC kindly provided by St. Martin's Press via Netgalley in exchange of an honest review.

This is the story of Scarlett and Kennedy!

I believe this was my favorite story of this series. Ms. Saunders wrote a really intense, mysterious and sexy story! The writing is fantastic and it's done on first POV that changes in each chapter. The plot is good and it's moving fast! I only missed a bit of action inside a courtroom :-)

Scarlett is a really strong woman! Although I don't agree with her
A Klue
Her first name may be Scarlett and she’s from the deep south, but this heroine is no swooning Scarlett O’Hara, folks. This successful climbing the ladder at a prestigious law firm attorney is used to being in control and stays cool as a cucumber under pressure, even when dealing with cocky, handsome heroes like Kennedy Granade. Yeah, he has his own small law office, but apparently he uses it not only for business but to sleep off his late night partying.

You guessed it, folks. Personality-wise,
"Total D*ick", is the third and final book in Ms Saunders Bad Bitch Series and the last of the sexy Granade boys.
Kennedy Granade, plaintiff lawyer extrodanaire ,womanizer and player; apparently has not met a women he cannot score on or a lawsuit he can't win. Well the exception may be Scarlett Carmichael, associate with Stone and Porter and; a firm he does not particularly care for, he unwittingly got off on the wrong verbal footing while ranting to his secretary, I don’t give two shits that som
May 25, 2016 rated it really liked it
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ARC kindly provided via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review

4**** stars from me

Total D*ck is the third book in the Bad Bitch series and as the previous stories this one also didn't disappoint having to strong characters Kennedy (brother of Lincoln & Wash) and Scarlett it was about a contest about who is the best attorney..well at least at first because their attraction which was instant changed things/plans for them with their explicit scenes and enjoyable dialogues the story became
Jul 08, 2016 rated it really liked it
Recommended to ❤Sana❤ by: Linda
4 steamy stars

This is book three in the series (Bad Bitch). It's a recommendation from my friend Linda (Thank you by the way) and it was a very good choice.

I didn't have the chance to read the previous books in the series but that would be soon rectified because I loved the story and I'm willing to give Christina Saunders' books more room in the currently reading shelf.

When the heroine is a strong woman who doesn't fall easily for the hero and gives him a hard time, I'm always in.

Me after Scar
May 30, 2016 rated it it was amazing
Total D*ck it the third and final instalment in the Bad Bitch series. This one focuses on the last of the Granade brothers, Kennedy. He's a little different from the other two. While he still takes his work seriously, he has a little more of a fun side. He's not as intense as the other two and still sowing his wild oats and is a cocky womanizer!

Scarlett is prim and proper and solely focused on her job. As the only female associate at Stone & Porter, she feels she has a lot to prove. She is dete
Sissy's Romance Book Review
I received an eARC, from NetGalley and the publisher, in exchange for an honest review.
'Total D*ck' by Christina Saunders is book three in the "Bad Bitch" series. This is the story of Scarlett and Kennedy. This was just a hot book just as the series has been. So if you are looking for a hot alpha male, great hot sex...then this book is for you. Scarlett is tough but is finding it hard to say no to Kennedy. Kennedy is really attracted to Scarlett and is working to make that attraction go to a hap
Mindy Lou's Book Review
Jul 01, 2016 rated it really liked it
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4.5 Fun Stars!

This is the third book in the standalone series and the youngest brother Kennedy's story. I loved his character! He was known as a total d*ck but I thought he was fun and highly entertaining. Scarlett works for an established law firm that needed Kennedy's help bringing down a company that hacked into a competitors and stole very valuable information.

Kennedy was pretty much a d*ck to Scarlett from the beginning but she was no wilting flower. I loved how Scarlett put him in his pl
★ Belle The Bibliophile ★
Jul 09, 2016 rated it really liked it
May 29, 2016 rated it really liked it
Loved. Loved loved loved loved! Total D*ck ensnared me on page one and I absolutely fell in love with Kennedy right along with Scarlett.

Kennedy has a reputation of being a skirt chaser. He knows it, hell everyone knows it. It’s never stopped him and he never feels bad. He lives life by his own rules, he has a lucrative career and he really wants for nothing. When he’s approached by a big law firm in town to second chair a case involving a high level cyber hacking, he’s at first dismissive. So di
Jun 03, 2016 rated it liked it
3 stars!!

Total Dick is the final installment in the Bad hitch series and it has been a fun ride. Total Dick is about Kennedy Granade and Scarlett, these two definitely have a love hate relationship. Kennedy is completely different to his other brothers he likes to have a lot of fun and I'd the definition of womanizer. Work hard play even harder is definitely his motto. He is cocky and isn't as serious as his other two brothers. Kennedy was a total alpha over Scarlett and it was hott!!

Scarlett is
Bette Hansen
Jun 23, 2016 rated it it was amazing
This is the third and final book in the trilogy and perhaps my favorite. It's easily read standalone. This is Kennedy Granade's story. He's a party animal and womanizer but he's also one of the best civil litigators around. Those cases others say can't be won he wins. The last thing he wants to do is work with a pompous stuffy firm on a case. That is until he realizes what the eventual paycheck could be! Scarlett Carmichael is nothing like the women he's usually with but after working with her h ...more
Catherine Bibby (Rochelle's Reviews)
I received a copy via Net Galley in exchange for an honest review.

After reading the other two books in the Bad Bitch series and getting to see the sarcastic, funny, and sexy side of Kennedy, I couldn't wait to get to know this womanizing lawyer even better and meet the amazing woman who could keep him tied down and match him wit for wit. Christina gives us another steamy story with twists and turns that could give a reader whip lash but keep us greatly entertained. Kennedy and Scarlett are fire
Nay Denise
Jun 15, 2016 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: arcs, netgalley
Received an ARC through NetGalley

Oh my, no words to express ho great this book was from start to finish. The drama, the plot twists, the romance, the characters were just to die for! Christina Saunders is absolutely brilliant in her writing.

Kennedy is a lawyer like his brothers and the youngest of the Granade brothers. He is known as a total dick because of his attitude with people and his reputation with woman. He definitely isn't a softy like his brothers; I don't think he ever thought about s
Nadine Bookaholic
Kennedy Granade is the youngest of the Granade Men and the last one to get his HEA, I really wish there was another brother because this series is fun to read, not only are the books quick and interesting they are HOT and Steam as well.

Scarlett Carmichael is not the typical woman Kennedy goes after and I think that is what makes this book so much fun to read. Kennedy is a womanizer and has had more one-night stands than anyone else, where as Scarlett is a debutante and a woman of class, she wou
*ARC received from the publisher via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.*

Kennedy is not my favorite brother of this series. I am glad that he got his crap straightened out in this book, but still. He is a Total D*ck!

The suspense is throughout and much more amped up in this book compared to the other two. These Granade brothers, just can't seem to keep out of trouble!

I am glad that the characters in this book do not follow along with the two previous books as far as the main characters g
P Leslie
Jun 08, 2016 rated it really liked it
I got this book from net gallery for an honest review.

Loved the book, it was funny, sexy yet hot with just the right amount of suspense/ mystery to keep you hooked.

Kennedy aka total dick, has a reputation for being a womaniser. He's a plaintiff lawyer and is sought out by Scarlett to be her co-counsel on a case she's working on. Their first meeting is incredibly entertaining: he makes assumptions about her being a secretary however, he's put in his place by Scarlett. Fireworks definitely go off
Jun 07, 2016 rated it really liked it
*Received ARC from netgalley for honest review*

Scarlett is a lady. Straight from the New Orleans richest and most prominent. Act a polish way. Dress a elegance way. And marry only from other prominent families. She went against her mother by becoming a lawyer instead of finding a suitor. So Scarlett is the lead for her firm’s new client. She has to prove to herself that she can do this.

Kennedy is a manwhore. This man does not do seconds and takes what he wants, when he wants. Being from a family
Jun 12, 2016 rated it it was amazing
Scarlett is debutante that is a lawyer for one of the top law firms in the area. She has been assigned a case to help a man named Rhone the owner of a major government contractor sue the company that hacked in and stole secrets. Only, she has been told to get one of the meanest co-councils in the area. Kennedy Granade is a ladies man with a really bad reputation, he agrees to work with Scarlett because of the huge paycheck at the end. Only, during the investigation they uncover a scandal with th ...more
Oh. Em. Gee. I freaking loved this one too! This book had it all, just like the two before it. Hot steamy sex between an alpha jerk who turns it all around once he meets the right lady. A strong female lead who doesn't take crap from her man. Intrigue, hilarious dialogue, great supporting characters. Pretty much the whole shebang!

Scarlett is the only female associate at her firm, so she has to work twice as hard to get taken seriously. Kennedy is the youngest, and most notorious playboy, of the
Jun 08, 2016 rated it really liked it
I have no idea how to write this review, because I’m afraid I’m going to sound like a broken record.
How many times can I keep saying how much I love this author and how much I love this series?


But it gets boring hearing the same over and over again, so here’s the deal. I will try to do it as quick and painless as possible


I love the book. It is hot. It has some awesome characters. The author is brilliant. It is funny. The dialog is hilarious. The plot is nail biting well written. The sex scenes
Cathy Geha
Jul 01, 2016 rated it really liked it
Three brothers named after presidents have the story of how they met the love of their lives told in the Bad Bitch series. First was Lincoln in Bad Bitch, second was Washington in Hardass and third is Kennedy in Hard D*ck. I liked the second book the best but all were quick, easy to read and well written.

Scarlett Carmichael, an associate lawyer at Stone and Porter law firm, has been asked to request the services of lawyer Kennedy Granade to deal with a case because he works with plaintiffs and t
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Christina Saunders is an Alabama girl who loves to tell stories that are always hot and sometimes dark. In addition to being an unrepentant book hoarder, she has a particular affinity for dirty jokes and foul mouths. She is a former attorney who spends all her free time with her husband and two sassy daughters. She also writes under the pen name Celia Aaron.

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