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I knew from the first time I saw Marc Kirby that I was screwed.

Big eyes, scruffy face, brown curls – yes, yes, and yes. The man is wicked hot.

He’s also my roommate, and since I work nights and he’s at class all day – it’s like living alone at half the rent.

Then an unexpected night off turns into an unexpected morning in Marc’s bed, but it turns out we can't even figure out
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Kindle Edition, 159 pages
Published January 24th 2017
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Laura
Jan 22, 2017 rated it it was amazing
***ARC Provided by the author and Social Butterfly PR***

There is a talent in the ability to make me laugh and swoon at the same time, and Kayti McGee has this talent. This is not the fist time I have thought this, and I have enjoyed other books by her, but this one, for me, is her best yet. It just really worked.

Marc and Madison are wonderful. Marc is a PhD candidate and future teacher who is convinced his life is as beige as his couch. Madison is an artist, and a talented one, who hasn't yet g
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SueBee★bring me an alpha!★
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OH THIS SOUNDS A BIT LIKE A UH FUCKFEST. [hurries to add to TBR]

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Blurb:
I knew from the first time I saw Marc Kirby that I was screwed.
Big eyes, scruffy face, brown curls – yes, yes, and yes. The man is wicked hot.
He’s also my roommate, and since I work nights and he’s at class all day – it’s like living alone at half the rent.
Then an unexpected night off turns into an unexpected morning in Marc’s bed and an even m
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Maria✦❋Steamy Reads Blog❋✦

"Shall we toast?" Marc held up his glass.
I raised mine and clinked it against his. "To good wine and even better sex!"
"Seduction!" he corrected. "The sex itself is going to be awesome."


➦Yeah. I approve.


➦What's the best way to get to know your hot, albeit a bit nerdy room mate? Buy some wine! And try to be friendly. Wine, bringing people together since... since it was invented. Also a great


➦I digress... Our heroine here is an artist and has been living with a room mate for months without ac
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Amy
Jan 22, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Marc and Madison are roommates who have little contact with each other. He recently earned his doctorate and is preparing to take on his first professorship. She's a cartoonist, artist, and tee shirt silk screener who works nights. This arrangement works well for them because neither needs anything from the other.

When the tee shirt shop unexpectedly needs to close for a few days, Madison and Marc have the chance to get to know each other.

On the surface, these two have NOTHING in common. Madiso
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2OCC Reviews
Jan 21, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: marie
Screwmates had me laughing from Chapter 1! This book had anyone near me looking at me like I was nuts because I would just bust out laughing.

Madison and Marc are roommates, not roommates. Because of different schedules, they really don’t see each other until circumstances have them both at home at the same time. Liquor, underwear and bad decisions seem to hand in hand with these two, but Ms. McGee makes the story so real and funny.

After some really bad misses, Madison and Marc finally hit.

“This
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Becky Rendon
Jan 18, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Oh Dear God, she did it again! Kayti McGee had me laughing, snorting, and in fear of peeing myself while rolling into the fetal position during a seriously ri"dick"ulous scenario. She brings a whole new meaning to big man on campus...

I have to say that the more of these off the wall romantic comedies she writes the more my abs hurt from laughing. So keep writing, I will continue to avoid the gym but still work muscles I didn't know I had.

Madison and Marc are definitely a match made in nerddom. (
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Nissa | Of Pens and Pages Book Blog
4 stars!

Review at Of Pens and Pages.

Hilarious, fun, and hot! Screwmates had a bit of a slow burn to it, and I couldn’t stop laughing at Madison and Marc’s failed attempts to get intimate. Here, we have two adorkable people who just want to learn the art of seduction, but in the end learned something even more valuable.



Since the unfortunate first meeting where her chin attacked his penis, Madison and Marc have barely seen each other. Madison’s hoped to hang out with her room mate, among other thi
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Shayna
Utterly ADORKABLE! Hilarious, awkward, ridiculous, and incredibly entertaining! I expected no less from Ms. Kayti McGee! Madison is a charming, quirky, and awkward heroine that millennials will be able to relate to right away. Marc is just as awkward and charming as Madison, but has hella' mommy issues and he's packing one hell of a body. Together these two are a disaster, but it wouldn't have worked any other way. SCREWMATES will have you busting at the seams in no time! If you are looking for ...more
Michelle
ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review

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Ridiculously sweet, adorable, and funny!!!! Kayti McGee has readers like myself laughing out loud in this cute romantic comedy that weaves humor, disastrous rendezvous, and awkward moments into one lovable story that will have everyone smiling big. Trust me when I tell you that you will inhale this book in one sitting as you get lost in Madison’s quirky personality as she and her new roomie navigate their transition from roommates to screwm
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Anne Milne
Jan 21, 2017 rated it it was amazing
This book is fun fun fun, I may have giggle snorted a lot whilst reading it gave me happy vibes all the way through.
Marc and Madison are adorable they are both nerds but cute nerds. Madison is an artist who gets a new roommate Marc their first meeting sets the tone for the rest of the story ( so funny ).
She is quirky socially awkward and has absolutely no filter whatever she's thinking just comes out. Marc at first seems a standoffish serious bore but he's definitely not. He has a plan to go t
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Jen
4 Stars

Short, sweet and so much fun! This was just what I needed to get me out of my Thursday mini-funk. And the dialogue and inner ramblings?

Karen
Jan 19, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Holy cats and praise to Odin this book is great!

I'm prepared and ready to write my review with my super hero (female only) tshirt on and my Wonder Woman knickers. I'll post a pic on my Pinterest board - excuse the thigh gap.

I've come to expect Kayti's books to make me full on belly laugh and Screwmates had me howling. It's pure slapstick comedy like Laurel and Hardy on wine and bourbon but with sexy snogging and superhero pants thrown in.

For yonks I've been waiting for the perfect brown curly h
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Marla Mei
I really hate when the humor feels forced. It was the case with this one (for me, anyway). I also wasn't a fan of the main character's voice. She just annoyed the hell out of me. Another thing--despite the title, no boinking happened until, like, 60% into the book. :/

The rating is based on my enjoyment so no hate please!!! It doesn't mean other people wouldn't enjoy this.
Becca Reads A Lot
Jan 08, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Hilarity, hijinks, and hot pants!
Because a silly story about roommates falling in love never ceases to make me happy.
McGee has a strong voice filled with eclectic references and humor.
I found myself giggly with the antics of Madison and her hot professor because who wouldn't.
If you aren't looking to take life too seriously and burrata cheese as much as I do, you want this in your hot little hands.
Rose
Apr 24, 2017 rated it it was ok
it was good, but i'm giving it two stars cause i know i'll probably forget i ever even read this by tomorrow...
Peggy Lee (Reading Keeps Me Sane)
Warning: Screwmates should not be read while consuming a beverage. I laughed so hard my drink shot right out of my nose. It's OMG funny! It's a fun story with the right about of wit and banter.

Madison, a socially awkward graphic artist/aspiring comic artist has moved in with Marc Kirby, PhD/future History professor. The very first time they meet Madison introduces herself head first into Marc's crotch. Six month later, Marc has graduated with his PhD and has more time to get to know his roommate
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Jo - *✽*•.★Reading Is My Bliss★.•*✽*
Madison has a new flat mate. A seriously hot male flat mate. His is a Colin Farrell look alike and he sleeps in the room next to her. Unfortunately the first time she meets Marc is when her head collides with his penis - true story.

These two both have completely different lifestyles, Marc studies all day and spends his weekends helping his mother on her farm. Maddie works every night but is home in the weekend working on her online comics so these two live together peacefully for months without
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Samantha Ortegon
Jan 11, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Oh My Gawd!!! To spend one day in the mind of Kayti McGee would be a freaking trip at an amusement park. Her writing style has kept me drawn into the story where I can consume it in a sitting, I'm like a child that will not put down my kindle for a second when I read one of her books.

In Screwmates we have Madison who is an artist, she is awkward, nerdy, sexy, hilarious and apparently has no filter. Madison has not really put herself out there in the dating world, she loves to close herself off a
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Melissa
**ARC provided by author and publisher**
This book had me caught me right from the start and had me laughing out loud. I found the situation Madison and Marc were in to be completely relatably and often times amazingly awkward-just like it would be in real life. I loved this book from start to finish.

When you hear about a story with roommates you expect there to be some kind of friends to lovers aspect-and that’s always a huge draw for me. However, in Screwmates we have roommates who were on comp
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Elise
Jan 09, 2017 rated it it was amazing
This book is for every woman who has ever spent minutes, hours, days, etc. mulling over how to seduce the person she has on her love radar. Every mishap Madison experiences will resonate in a hilarious fashion and, ultimately, give the reader comfort that she is not alone in the quest for sexy times, ones that will live up to those in her imagination. Madison is Diana Prince, Peter Parker, Clark Kent/Lois Lane, and Princess Leia all wrapped into one adorable heroine fans of excellent romantic co ...more
Crystal's Book World ~ Crystal Cordova
Holy Moly! Screwmates was hilarious...literally had me rolling on the floor laughing. This book had me giggling so hard, my sides were hurting at the end of the story. I mean what does a girl have to do to have a one night stand with her hot roommate? And that my friends you need to read the book to have an idea of what I am saying.

Screwmates introduces us to Madison. A very colorful, full of life artist who is a die hard comic nerd. So it makes sense that she loves to write her own mini comic s
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Tania's Book Blog
Jan 25, 2017 rated it liked it
Madison and Marc are roommates that typically start screwing after a drunken night when too much was said. Quirky, funny heroine meets serious almost no life hero.

It was a quick read with very funny conversations and very funny secondary characters that at times felt very juvenile. If you need a quick read to pick you up and make you laugh, grab this one.

**ARC received in exchange for honest review**
Cindy M. Green
Jan 23, 2017 rated it it was amazing
This book by Kayti McGee was so much FUN! You don't always get that with a romance storyline, but this had me laughing out loud during the funny parts and swooning the next at Marc, the object of Madison's affection.

Madison and Marc end up being roommates out of convenience. Because of their schedules they barely see each other for a year before spending time together. Madison is instantly attracted to Marc, but she is so awkward she doesn't know if he feels the same. However, as you get to know
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AnessaRenee Reviews
Jan 23, 2017 rated it it was amazing
This story has you laughing right off the bat. And it continues the whole time. The scenario is a fresh new concept and I loved reading every word this author had to write. She once again made me laugh the entire time. The utter embarrassment alone makes it relatable. We all have those moments we won't ever live down. Madison is the all around great girl with amazing talent but she is on the dorky side and doesn't necessarily even know it while Marc is ridiculously hot but has a busy life. What ...more
Serena
Jan 25, 2017 rated it it was amazing
5 I WANT SOME HOT PROFESSOR MARC STARS!!!

Screwmates!!!! Ahhh! What a fun book!! I burst out laughing the first few pages. This book had me in stitches! I mean, Jesus these two had the WORST luck getting it on! Becoming screwmates seemed impossible for Marc and Madison. These two stole my heart with their quirky ways and epically hilarious banter. Loved this romantic comedy from Kayti McGee!
Anares
Feb 15, 2017 rated it liked it
Ligerito, simpático, con situaciones divertidas, pero no me ha llegado.
EliseSReads
Unrated at the moment.

Skimmed through. Might give a rating if I do a reread.
Safety gang- Unsure, I skimmed through so many pages, I can't give an accurate answer but it was probably safe?
bittersweetreads
Jan 30, 2017 rated it liked it
The premise was so promising. I was enticed by the idea of roommates trying their luck at seduction. They failed, they succeeded with sex and wine tasting, and gave me lots of laughter at the beginning. But sadly, the story just got jammed there. I think the couple reached that level of physical attraction with sparks and lots of sexual tension. Was it LOVE? Did the hero strongly love the heroine? In my opinion, not solid! I don’t know how to feel about the heroine as well. I liked her quirkines ...more
Brooklyn
Jan 24, 2017 rated it really liked it
Kayti McGee killed it with this book. It was so funny. Ooh and the sexual tension and build up was on point! The storyline was so fluid and drew you in from the very first page. I was turning pages and reading faster than I realized. I was so completely swept up with reading about Marc and Madison that I looked up and suddenly I'm over half way in and didn't even realize it. I completely ignored everything around me because I was laughing so hard at these two that nothing else mattered. It was t ...more
Heather andrews
Jan 08, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Marc and Madison have an interesting relationship, it's always good to know the man your trying to have sex with is not lacking in the goods department, "...tossing the towel to the floor. My eyes scanned down his very naked, very aroused body. I tried not to gape. “I think. I think I’m good,” I stuttered. Dear god, was I good." Marc was an honest man, “I don’t even know where to start. You are the most infuriating woman I’ve met since my freshman comp professor, but I never wanted to have a sex ...more
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Kayti McGee is a proud Kansas Citian who wishes that Tom Hiddleston would just call her already. Besides writing, her hobbies include napping, daydreaming, and murder shows on Netflix. She also writes as the latter half of Laurelin McGee. Send her wine, and stay sexy.

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