“Breaking News: We are all completely fu%%$#ed”--seen on a newscaster robot’s tv computer screen face (and how many of us felt at least in 2018, when this was released, make your own list)
Reread in March, 2022, roughly four years after it was initially published. And to those of you who read these volumes as I did, as issues/volumes came out, no, in case you’re wondering, no, even knowing what is coming in this issue, it does not get better. Way worse. I’m even crying as I write this! And yes, I am now a very late-middle aged (okay, old, damn it) man, and this is a friggin’ comic book series! In the Golden Age of comics, almost eighty years ago, could they have ever imagined it? Oh, I think so, but never quite like this. Maybe this is the Platinum Age of comics.
“War can’t be ended anymore than the rain. All we can do is help each other stay dry”--D. Oswald Heist (the invented favorite author of Markus and Alana)
Original review, 10/5/18, somewhat revised:
So this volume is jaw-dropping in a way that, if anyone on Goodreads spoils it for you, you should probably consider unfriending them. So I won’t spoil it, but this is the Queen of Emotional volumes in an already emotional rollercoaster of a series that moves from hilarity (any two characters talking anytime) to cuteness (Ghus, Hazel) to adult-level graphic sex and profanity to deep family connections. But this was such a tough issue that even the creators are taking a year off from making it! Yes, true!
“Most of the time we don’t even realize we’ve lived through something worth commemorating until long after it's ended”--Hazel
No really important spoilers in what follows! I told you already! I promised!
“Every violent action. No matter how seemingly insignificant, sends ripples throughout the cosmos, inevitably causing more of the same”--Heist, quoted by Marko
One basic point of this series is that violence begets violence. And violence happens in this issue. Several, gut-wrenching times. Including that perpetrated by a character we thought we had begun to know pretty well who surprises us, shall we say. Hazel and Squire fight, too, throughout the volume, and it is sometimes by using damaging words.
Things I liked so much:
*”Our daughter’s biology isn’t a liability. It’s a gift”—Saint Marko, in a meme for our times.
*All the Eighties media references, such as “Drop and give me a thousand.” (adjusted for inflation from Animal House)
*A scene with Petrichor and Prince Robot, interspecies sex/romance being a hallmark of the series.
*The religious concept of transubstantiation as a sci fi trick, a transformation spell, used for witness protection?
*Upsher and Doff, our adorable gay journalist couple, “love sick imbeciles,” unh!
*The joys and anguish of family, looked at from various angles in this volume
*Not all robots are created alike: Squire vs. his father, Sir Robot
*Marko as novelist?!
*"Anticipation and dread aren’t opposites, just different versions of the same game”—Hazel
*Reflections on the nature of fiction as guide to our lives: “Putting new ideas into another person’s head is an aggressive act, and aggressive acts have consequences. Face it, you can be a writer or a pacifist, but you can’t be both.”
*"I love that he writes in cursive.”
*Magic shrooms
*Pinky swears
*Chicken fights (in the water, duh)
* I love how Staples and Vaughn make complex characters, even in a war where there are clearly enemies
”Anyone can kill you, but it takes someone you know to really HURT you. It takes someone you love to break your heart”—Hazel
*And what is maybe one of the most important things, after all this great writing from Vaughn, and so many great ideas, it is Fiona Staples that now is getting the first author credit in this series. Just awesome invention and execution. There are more stunning visual ideas in this comic series than in ten comics series. Sets the bar for all the budding comics creators everywhere.
And everything changes. Everything. Unforgettably, and I mean it. If you have not read any of it, start the series from the beginning now, you're welcome in advance.