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368 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2007
"(...) His girlfriend is lovely.
WHY AM I FAT?"
"Bethany is going out with Battered Sausage. She told me tonight. I was due to be staying at hers and it was too late to go home. She has been a total, total cow. She is now covered in yoghurt because she says it helps with her spots. You'll need to raid the European dairy mountain with your zits, bitch."