Nobody Likes A Cockblock

by R. Swanson, Jess Jansen (Illustrator)

Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's 32-pages of inappropriate prose that will leave you laughing about your sad life. It's perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.

Genres: Humor, Fiction, Parenting, Audiobook, Sexuality, Graphic Novels

38 pages, Paperback

Published March 30, 2016

Reviews

[Chan · Rating 4 out of 5]

How do they come up with this stuff? Not as funny as Go the F**k to Sleep, but eh...I enjoyed it.

[DeeReads · Rating 4 out of 5]

"Nobody Likes A Cockblock" by R. Swanson is meant as a children's book for adults who aren't getting any!!!!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SFtn...

[Neil girtman · Rating 5 out of 5]

So wrong but so true. I couldn't stop laughing

[Rachel Ayers]

I lol'd.

[Brittany Smith · Rating 2 out of 5]

Not gonna lie, I didn’t like this book. Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with dirty or inappropriate books masquerading as children’s books. I love those types of books! I just didn’t like this one. I didn’t think the rhyming was that great and I didn’t really care for the illustrations. I do want to mention, however, that I read this at a baby shower and the 10 or so other adults who read it all loved it, so I guess I am the odd one out.

See my full review at PerfectlyTolerable.com

[Amara · Rating 5 out of 5]

So hilarious. Nobody likes a cockblock. Who knew cock and block rhymed with some many words?! Had me laughing out loud, for real.

[Nex Juice · Rating 2 out of 5]

I read 6 ridiculous "children's books" in one night and this was one of them. This one made me laugh a couple times, but I don't really get the concept of having inappropriate children's books. What are the parents supposed to do with them? Hide them? Read them then sell them back on eBay? That's my plan - haha! My favorite part of this one was when the owl says "Oh look, it's poontang oclock!" because poontang is an amusing word. Again this book made me question what I really find funny.

[BozCitac · Rating 1 out of 5]

Other than the verses:

"The train's leaving the station, it's about to go down.
My ticket is stamped for a trip to Pound Town."

the rest of the book is very underwhelming, with a few very messy drawings, and the crudest and most vulgar verses/puns that are neither funny nor rhyme properly.

[Liberty K · Rating 4 out of 5]

[Joanna · Rating 3 out of 5]

how did i end up here

[Calley · Rating 4 out of 5]

So funny

[Christina · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious! Really loved this reading of it...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SFtn...

[Jesse Baggs · Rating 3 out of 5]

“I love Mommy so much. She’s my favorite cutie / and tonight, I would like a piece of that bootie.”

[Maria Eduarda Andrade · Rating 5 out of 5]

SO FUN

[Olivia · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book haunts my shelf. I say that because every time one of my little blockers blocks me I see this bears face and its like yeah I know right? Anyway it's a "child's book" for adults. It's funny and just know after you read it you might think of it when you get blocked lol

[Mere · Rating 5 out of 5]

After Samuel L Jackson, this one was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kat · Rating 3 out of 5]

Amusing

[Mandi Lucci · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book cracked me up. Thanks tik tok again

[Brian · Rating 3 out of 5]

Somebody had to say it

[Jay · Rating 3 out of 5]

Amusing and titillating. Not exactly a reread, but you can't have everything.