3024 Dirty Limericks is a clever collection of erotic limericks, full of the most bawdy and rambunctious verse ever to be collected in one volume. The limericks are original, packing a salacious message in their classic five-line form.
The 3024 limericks are divided into categories for easy reference and Limericks about Limericks, Little Romances, Organs, Strange Intercourse, Oral Irregularities, Buggery, Abuses of the Clergy, Zoophily, Excrement, Gourmands, Virginity, Motherhood, Prostitution, Diseases, Losses, Sex Substitutes, Assorted Eccentricities, Weak Sisters, and Chamber of Horrors, plus notes and an index.
Every single one of these limericks is absolutely filthy. I can open up to any page and be thoroughly entertained, great for long sea voyages or late nights in a tavern.
A sample:
There was a young Coed of Kent, In matters of law eloquent. She told lawyers from Yale That her ass was for sale, But they proved it was only for rent.
This is a book that I will one day pass down to my son with pride.