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There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!

(The Seamen Sexology #1)

3.29  ·  Rating details ·  28 ratings  ·  8 reviews
A Gay Pirate Romance Adventure!

Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival. Buy it before it's banned everywhere!

In Book 1 of The Seamen Sexology, Rear Admiral François le Foutre is come upon by his arch-nemesis and part-time lover, Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men come all over the Raging Queen, take all of François' seamen, and store them in the fo'c'sle
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Kindle Edition, 34 pages
Published May 19th 2015 by DaDo Publishing
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Andrea (Catsos Person) is a Compulsive eBook Hoarder
This was every bit of silliness that the title suggests.

I needed this for a challenge.

Thankfully it was short.
Symmonz
Mar 06, 2016 rated it really liked it
Silly word play, and very inappropriate humor. I laughed out loud many times while reading this short little thing.
Rick
Feb 03, 2019 rated it it was ok
Well, I don't know what I should have been expecting after that title. Silly. Absurd. Yeah, it was fun - but just a bit too contrived for me.
Arlyn
Jun 07, 2017 rated it liked it
Weird, inane, unnecessary, juvenile, ridiculous, plot-free fun... I think.
Steven Foley
Jan 06, 2019 rated it liked it
Hilarious short novel. I truly loved the witicism and creative style of unique writing that le Foutre has. Only a $5 purchase at Wizard World New Orleans, 2019 and I am not disappointed. I look forward to plundering deeper into the poop-deck series.
Stephan
Apr 10, 2019 rated it really liked it
Shelves: funny, m-m-romance, short
So punny.
Jenn (not Lily)
Jul 23, 2018 rated it it was ok
Wow, that was amazingly goofy...
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This was so (deliberately) bad it was good again.
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