Duuuude.
The heroine in this book was SO dumb.
I mean, my brain’s nothing to write home about and I’m pretty sure my common sense could use some work as well, but this character was something else entirely.
And it felt like it was done on purpose, which makes it all the more baffling.
And dramatic - dear God, everything about her was so dramatic.
And please keep in mind that I’m judging her based on other heroines in romance books so yeah.... the bar is really low for heroines to start with.
I wish I could explain my thoughts about this book and this heroine, but...I. can’t. even.
I guess one example I can give to try to explain (just because it happened right before I dnf’d), is this scene when the hero tells her she’s a submissive...and she is so shocked, so outraged about this silly notion, just completely our of her mind with this crazy self-righteousness, going on and on about how’s she’s not a weak woman, she doesn’t like pain, how dare he even suggest such a thing! I mean, the gall of this man to think that she could be submissive and therefore weak, when she’s always been so strong, so independent?
*a little side note among all this sarcasm: she’s not strong. Or maybe she is but because she’s so dumb, it confuses you and you can't see it? Who knows...
To suggest that a woman who gets spanked regularly for disciplinary reasons and is dominated in bed every single time (and loves it all) by a man who holds all the power in their relationship, is actually submissive... you must be a crazy person for even considering such a thing! What a strange, winding path you must take to get to such a conclusion!
What will they think of next?!
And the moment it hit her that yes, she does like pain and being dominated - that was just priceless.
She has quite a few of these types of revelations throughout this novel where she’d just throw a huge tantrum (crying, shouting, running etc.), then the hero would take one or 2 sentences to explain clearly why she’s wrong and she’d just...get it. It was so odd, why would the author want to make her that stupid?
Or, another example; she’s been kidnapped, kept on a strange ship that is captained by a pirate (not even close to being a cruise ship or anything remotely similar), and the first chance she gets, she just goes exploring the ship on her own? Wtf mate? I mean, walking alone at night as a woman is kinda careless. Walking alone - as a woman! - on a ship filled with criminals that you don’t know, when you’re a captive on that ship... that’s just a whole other level of stupidity that is difficult to grasp, to say the least.
Also, you know how a lot of heroines in romance books loose all train of thought when the hero touches them (who’s always all super cool about it and handling his horniness like a champ?)
Well, let me introduce you to Cora Harris.
She literally can’t walk when the hero touches her.
And him? He’s just smirking and holding her up like a gentleman, cool as a cucumber and smelling like vagina.
Cuz you know, men are well known for their exemplary self-control when it comes to sex.
Soft or hard, it doesn’t really matter at the end of the day; a man’s dick doesn’t just take over his faculties willy-nilly (pun not intended initially, but I guess it kind of works)
This is the type of book that reminds me why I quit this genre for almost 2 years - weak heroines, bad characters, POS heroes, nonsensical angst and I’m sorry to say, but also bad writing.
Honestly, the only thing I appreciate about this book is that it takes its time so I got the sense that the author genuinely cares about her content. Too bad the content wasn’t that great - there’s just too much nonsense and dumb, boring characters.
Also, I would like to be very clear that I do not believe that sexual submission equals weakness in any way, as the heroine so vehemently believes. I do however believe she was a very weak person and I couldn’t identify with her at all, since nothing about her character, her decisions or her thinking made any sense to me at all.