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First published April 25, 2016
“Prince Charming is a crock of shit. Like unicorns, mermen, and other fairy tale creatures, he doesn’t exist. (…) What you need is a Magnificent Bastard, your very own one-man vengeance machine.”
"The Incredible Bulk delivers on all levels—size, appearance, and performance. My cock has been called magical in four different languages and I have no doubt that if there is a single beddable girl in the Hamptons, I could get her naked and underneath me with a minimal degree of effort.”
“This woman is exactly my type, from the tip of her turned up nose, to her way-more-than-a-handful breasts, to the curve of her phenomenal ass.“
“I’m going to get you wetter than you’ve ever been in your life,” I continue, “make you so hot and desperate for my cock that you’re begging me to fuck you. And then, if I’m in a merciful frame of mind and not in the mood to torture you a little more, I will rip these very nice panties down your legs and fuck you until you scream.”
“…she’s paradise, perfection, everything I’ve ever wanted and everything I’ve been too stupid to want.”
Want to make your former lover green with envy? Make him wish he’d never kicked you off the love wagon, spat in your face, and walked away? Well, that, cupcake…
That’s what I’m best at.
I’ve been blessed with a face that turns heads, worked hard for a body that inspires shudders of lust at twenty paces, and honed my envy-inspiring skills into a razor sharp weapon I wield with ruthless efficiency. I will make you feel like a queen and ensure your ex doesn’t miss a minute of it. You’ll be treated like a treasure, pampered like a princess, and kissed like a slut who can’t get enough of my magnificent dick.
A hilarious and entertaining read from a very cocky hero’s POV.
This is my second book that I’ve read this year where we get an entire book from the hero’s POV. And just like the other book, Big Rock, Bash is sexy and very skilled when it comes to the ladies. And he knows it. After getting his heart broken by his ex, Bash leaves his very successful career on Wall Street to open Magnificent Bastards Consulting. Assisting broken hearted women getting their revenge on cheating or lying exes.
With help from his wonderful virtual assistant, Penny, who he has never met in person Bash has managed to create a very successful and high-in-demand business. Then one day, after working together for more than two years, Bash is blindsided by Penny at their first face-to-face meeting, because not only is she the image of his perfect woman, she also needs his help as a magnificent bastard in her mother’s upcoming wedding to her ex-boyfriend. Now suddenly Bash not only has to get control over his overwhelming lust for his very sexy assistant, he also need to pretend to be her new boyfriend. When both of them can’t deny their intense chemistry, they decide to add friends with benefits to their relationships, stating that they will go back to just being great friends when the charade is over. Yeah right.
Suddenly there is nothing pretend about the heat between them, the closeness that comes from being good friends with combustible chemistry. But both have been hurt in the past. Can they trust that this time what they have will last?
I really enjoyed things from Bash’s POV. He’s sexy, funny and too confident for his own good. There were so many funny moments, and I was thoroughly entertained. There’s just something about these OTT cheesy and hilarious books, which is exactly what I need to just relax and enjoy the ride.
Bash was very sexy, and I just loved his dirty talk. And I laughed myself silly that he called his penis Incredible Hulk :-D I really enjoyed the banter between him and Penny.
There were some OTT moments, and the drama at the end felt a bit rushed and didn’t really work for me, but for some comic relief, with sexy times, this book hit the spot.