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The Penguin Book of Limericks
Gathers a variety of tongue twisters and humorous poems about history, religion, politics, mathematics, psychology, and sex.
- GenresPoetryHumorNonfiction
304 pages, Hardcover
First published October 1, 1985
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July 2, 2017
Terribly indexed and ordered but the limericks themselves are quite enjoyable. An older selection as amidst the smut there are a lot which rely on Latin and French. Also the compiler cheekily inserted a few of their own.
Some examples
There was a young lady tut tut
So you think that you are in for some smut
Some 5 line crescendo
Of lewd innuendo
Well you are wrong this is anything but.
****
Remember when you are bemusing
and daily decisions confusing
That for life existential
the thing that's essential
Is never the choice but the choosing.
****
A man who had lately declared
That property ought to be shared
Thought it going too far
When they called for his car
And a list of exemptions prepared.
****
Said Wittgenstein don't be misled
What can be shown cannot be said
He aimed to be sensible
Not incomprehensible
But wrote the Tractatus instead.
Some examples
There was a young lady tut tut
So you think that you are in for some smut
Some 5 line crescendo
Of lewd innuendo
Well you are wrong this is anything but.
****
Remember when you are bemusing
and daily decisions confusing
That for life existential
the thing that's essential
Is never the choice but the choosing.
****
A man who had lately declared
That property ought to be shared
Thought it going too far
When they called for his car
And a list of exemptions prepared.
****
Said Wittgenstein don't be misled
What can be shown cannot be said
He aimed to be sensible
Not incomprehensible
But wrote the Tractatus instead.
March 29, 2018
Taking an unscholarly look
At these limericks, I swallowed the hook
Sexual perversions
& Bawdy excursions
Why, before long I finished the book
At these limericks, I swallowed the hook
Sexual perversions
& Bawdy excursions
Why, before long I finished the book
May 8, 2023
Not my favorite. But it's pretty decent. I like to do some amount. Some inappropriate limericks in there. Just a warning to adults and parents out there.
December 8, 2017
Terribly indexed and ordered but the limericks themselves are quite enjoyable. An older selection as amidst the smut there are a lot which rely on Latin and French. Also the compiler cheekily inserted a few of their own.
Some examples
There was a young lady tut tut
So you think that you are in for some smut
Some 5 line crescendo
Of lewd innuendo
Well you are wrong this is anything but.
****
Remember when you are bemusing
and daily decisions confusing
That for life existential
the thing that's essential
Is never the choice but the choosing.
****
A man who had lately declared
That property ought to be shared
Thought it going too far
When they called for his car
And a list of exemptions prepared.
****
Said Wittgenstein don't be misled
What can be shown cannot be said
He aimed to be sensible
Not incomprehensible
But wrote the Tractatus instead.
Some examples
There was a young lady tut tut
So you think that you are in for some smut
Some 5 line crescendo
Of lewd innuendo
Well you are wrong this is anything but.
****
Remember when you are bemusing
and daily decisions confusing
That for life existential
the thing that's essential
Is never the choice but the choosing.
****
A man who had lately declared
That property ought to be shared
Thought it going too far
When they called for his car
And a list of exemptions prepared.
****
Said Wittgenstein don't be misled
What can be shown cannot be said
He aimed to be sensible
Not incomprehensible
But wrote the Tractatus instead.
April 3, 2020
3 Limericks from the book:
As the poets have mournfully sung,
Death takes the innocent young,
The rolling-in-money,
The screamingly funny,
And those who are very well hung.
-W.H. Auden
In Tibet, they can toss, like confetti,
The proofs that they've snapped, from a jetty,
Abominable snowmen -
Apparently no men
Have managed to film them, just yeti.
-Bill Greenwell
There was a trombonist called Herb,
Whose playing was loud (though superb);
When neighbours complained,
Young Herbert explained:
'But great art is meant to disturb.'
-Ron Rubin
As the poets have mournfully sung,
Death takes the innocent young,
The rolling-in-money,
The screamingly funny,
And those who are very well hung.
-W.H. Auden
In Tibet, they can toss, like confetti,
The proofs that they've snapped, from a jetty,
Abominable snowmen -
Apparently no men
Have managed to film them, just yeti.
-Bill Greenwell
There was a trombonist called Herb,
Whose playing was loud (though superb);
When neighbours complained,
Young Herbert explained:
'But great art is meant to disturb.'
-Ron Rubin
December 26, 2008
Julie F. gave me this book. She left it on my back steps with a note saying she thought I would like it. In fact, I did like it.
It was fun to read so many limericks, one right after another.
I have to say, some I didn't understand. Some had Latin phrases in them, and I don't know Latin. Some I think counted on a British pronunciation, and I am not British.
Of course, my favorites were the bawdy ones!
It was fun to read so many limericks, one right after another.
I have to say, some I didn't understand. Some had Latin phrases in them, and I don't know Latin. Some I think counted on a British pronunciation, and I am not British.
Of course, my favorites were the bawdy ones!
October 2, 2010
What led to the crassness of Custer,
With hardly a unit to muster?
At the Little Big Horn,
Sitting Bull gave a yawn,
And said, "You're a sitting duck, buster!"
With hardly a unit to muster?
At the Little Big Horn,
Sitting Bull gave a yawn,
And said, "You're a sitting duck, buster!"
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