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Crazy Kinky Dirty Pirates

(Crazy Kinky Dirty Love #5)

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--- Captain Dick and his crew invite you aboard! ---

All Kyle knows is that he’s in for a vacation break of a lifetime. He is going to the seaside with his boyfriend Dan, and as he loves surprises, he lets Dan arrange all the details. What he doesn’t know is that he is about to get kidnapped by a whole crew of pirates, all of them sex starved for a slave boy they can keep o
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ebook, 82 pages
Published October 14th 2015 by Acerbi & Villani ltd
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Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ & MANTIES Champion
A little birdy told me there be MANTIES off in herra.

And Poof!like a mating call I scampered.

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And Christ on a kite am I thankful to that birdy!

If this novella were a bowl I licked it clean. Like a glutton.

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This was my first experience with Dan and Kyle. I will be backtracking (prolly minus the clowns. Because clowns.) because HOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY....

These are some raunchy, kinky, dirty bastards. God, did I love them.

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In this "adventure" Kyle and Dan join their buddies Leo, Jon, Derek and Sam on Leo's
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Jan
5 Wicked Stars!

I'm almost feeling guilty for tossing a 5 star here

.)Is it something I will still remember in a few weeks? I don't think so.

.)Any depth? None.

.)What about the plot? Hmmm...Can much be done in a weekend?

.)Relationship development? Nope!

But you know what? who cares? This is NOT what this short story is about!

Crazy Kinky Dirty Pirates is a story about a wild weekend for Kyle, our Star.

@alivemens:

Holy shit.
This was so deliciously wrong and extra dirty, depraved and hawt.

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Chelsea
Another Kinky Kyle and Dan!!!!



This was such a pleasant suprise, I was not expecting any more in this series.

This book is sooo much MORE than any of the others in the series, there is more humilation, more sex, more gang banging... more everything, so please read the others in the series first, because this may be a bit much for some people as a first dose of this kinky couple. Just read the tags, I was pretty much in humiliation kink heaven!

Read Optimists Review for more details on the action
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Skye Blue ☆*~゚ლ(´ڡ`ლ)~*☆


Arg! That be some mighty fine booty.
Dan makes Kyle's fantasies reality.

And Manties!!!!


This story really shivered me timbers!

Jordan
Jul 02, 2016 rated it liked it
Shelves: bdsm
Naughty pirate roleplay?

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Yes, please.

This book was surprisingly hot, and definitely my favorite of the series so far. It was a pretty quick read (mayybbeee 20 minutes) and a perfect nightcap to a long and tiring day.
Ana
Dec 26, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: ku
This was a great ending to a fantastic series. I loved it. I this was one of the instalments I liked the most, or maybe thinking a little bit more about it, it was the one that I liked the most. This is the one that felt more realistic, although at some levels, because it was obvious that it was role play. I loved the little moments when someone was out of character with little smiles and things alike, it was so clear all of them enjoy so much. It was more into my kinks, maybe that’s why I liked ...more
Verity
Oct 17, 2015 rated it really liked it
Shelves: m-m, short-story

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I absolutely and positively refuse to believe and acknowledge this may be the last kink fuckfest short story we will ever get about Kyle & Dan, the dirty loved up duo who shamelessly explore their lustful desires with a little help from their friends.
There are so many stories of the wicked fantasies the boys no doubt still have (astronaut captured by randy anal probe wielding aliens, pizza delivery man stumbling upon the Scientology Gay Men deep in the Hollywood closet weekly Kn
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Zoe
Jan 04, 2016 rated it really liked it
I'm gonna let my lower half rate this, because the fireworks these dirty Pirates set off there were far more impressive than anything happening in my brain. By the end the latter was kind of fried anyway...

So, this wasn't very dark, or had a very clever storyline and it was not the bestestest written story in the world... But it was one absolutely dirty, fun-tastic smutfest, that was just absurdly hot!!

4,5 stars!


Definitely the best book for me in the series! (though I left out the skinhead one,
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Cory
Oct 15, 2015 rated it really liked it
This was hot as F*CK! I loved the boys from Clown'd and they had a longer story here. I love the openness between Dan and Kyle and the secureness they have with each other. I will be reading this again for sure!!
J
Jun 17, 2017 marked it as dnf
Shelves: m-m
Way too OTT for my tastes!
Andi
2.5 stars. Because I like some plot with my porn, this book just didn't work well for me. The sex scenes were really hot but also a bit ridiculous. I didn't rate it higher because I found myself getting bored with the marathon sex sessions (days) told in such minute detail. I kept wanting it to just move along and wishing there was more backstory to supplement the sex. And because of this, my mind would wander to the mechanics, like thinking about how impossible it would be to set this RP scenar ...more
Aimee ~is busy sleeping~
Oct 30, 2015 rated it really liked it
I really liked the old covers with the illustrations and am sad to see them replaced. Can't believe I read the first book, Clown'd, almost three years ago. But anyways, sad to see this is the end. This was pretty much exactly how you expect this series to end: filled with kink and smut, but wrapped up in a sweet ending. x)
K.A. Merikan
Oct 13, 2015 added it  ·  (Review from the author)


Last book in this series :) Dan and Kyle's pirate roleplay adventure. Expect super dirrrrrty sexy times :P
Toni FGMAMTC
Nov 12, 2015 rated it it was ok
I couldn't get into it. I don't know if it was burnout from reading them all in row or if this story wasn't for me or both.
Breann
4.5 hearts

Can Kyle and Dan get any kinkier?!

YES. YES, THEY CAN.


I've read (and loved) all of Kyle and Dan's adventures. Throughout their lovely story, Dan arranges for all of Kyle's secret fantasies to come true. This one, my friends, takes the cake.

Dan took Kyle on a vacation with their buddies. They all stayed on their friend's yacht, which didn't stay a yacht for long. Instead it's a pirate ship and they abducted Kyle to be their cumbucket for the weekend.

The role-playing was intense and mad
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Lisa
Well, the blurb warned me. Humiliation. Its not really my thing but I can read it in small doses.
However, this book was really 1 long very repetitive humiliation scene which went on for pages and pages. I actually started to feel sick and skimmed the last few pages.
I generally love this author but for me this book was just too much.
I am not sure how to rate it, so Il mull it over and then come back.
Cyn Mistress Kitty
Holy mother of god does this book live up to it's title because it sure is Crazy, Kinky and DIRTY. There were some definite cringe worthy parts but it was all consensual. Nice HEA. If you want to read a short story about a man on man gang bang but the people really care about each other, this is the story for you. Not for the faint of heart.
Thea™
Feb 16, 2016 rated it it was amazing
Just like the other books in the series; sex, sex and more dirty sex. Dan and Kyle and their horny friends. Zou zo maar kunnen dat zoiets echt gebeurt in de homo scene. (-;
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K. A. Merikan are a team of writers who try not to suck at adulting, with some success. Always eager to explore the murky waters of the weird and wonderful, K.A. Merikan don’t follow fixed formulas and want each of their books to be a surprise for those who choose to hop on for the ride.

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