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328 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1950
He said stiffly: 'Since you have brought up Miss Wraxton’s name, I shall be much obliged to you, cousin, if you will refrain from telling my sisters that she has a face like a horse!'Jane Austen's Emma should take a clue from Sophy. Emma tries to manage everyone's lives, especially their romances, and is usually wrong. Sophy - who, in fairness, is much more cosmopolitan than Emma - pretty much always succeeds at managing everyone's lives. Luckily for everyone involved, she's also pretty much always right, with one notable exception that ends up turning out right anyway, because the universe clearly loves Sophy.
'But, Charles, no blame attaches to Miss Wraxton! She cannot help it, and that, I assure you, I have always pointed out to your sisters!'
'I consider Miss Wraxton’s countenance particularly well-bred!'
'Yes, indeed, but you have quite misunderstood the matter! I meant a particularly well-bred horse!'
'You meant, as I am perfectly aware, to belittle Miss Wraxton!'
'No, no! I am very fond of horses!' Sophy said earnestly.
"She has her head well on her shoulders, my Sophy... I never worry about her. ... She's been about the world enough to be well up to snuff... just as happy in a Spanish village as in Vienna or Brussels."
"It's a queer thing that any son of your and Ombersley's should have grown into such a dull stick. I suppose you didn't play Ombersley false, did you?"
"I never knew Sophy when she wasn't always busy with some ploy or another."
“Let me tell you, my dear Cousin, that I should be better pleased if you would refrain from meddling in the affairs of my family!”
“Now, that,” said Sophy, “I am very glad to know, because if ever I should desire to please you I shall know just how to set about it. I daresay I shan’t, but one likes to be prepared for any event, however unlikely.”
[Charles] turned his head to look at her, his eyes narrowed, and their expression was by no means pleasant. “Are you thinking of being so unwise as to cross swords with me?” he demanded.
Sophy... [was] undismayed by a situation which would have daunted a less ruthless female than herself. Those who knew her best would have taken instant alarm, knowing that, her determination once taken, no consideration of propriety would deter her from embarking on schemes which might well prove to be as outrageous as they were original.
"If I survive this adventure there can be no question of that. Your fate is writ clear: you will be murdered. I cannot conceive how it comes about that you were not murdered long since!"
"How odd! Charles himself once said that to me, or something like it!"
"There is nothing odd in it: any sensible man must say it!”
You Might Be In A Regency Romance If…
- You're in a very specific horse-drawn carriage
- Someone is feeling faint in a garden
- You know exactly what everyone's annual income is
- No one has a job
- Kissing means to you what fucking means to your grandparents, and fucking doesn't exist
- He is making a cake of himself! (fool)
- Don’t look so hagged! (disturbed)
- Friday-faced creature (miserable)
- I hope he doesn't plant me a facer! (punch me in the face)
- I feel smirched! (dirty)
- That girl is a hoyden. (improper)