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Hale Sandwich

3.79  ·  Rating details ·  162 ratings  ·  60 reviews
Steterek - Stiles/Derek/Peter

It's exactly what it says on the box.

Words:5625
ebook, 27 pages
Published August 6th 2015 by AO3

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Julio Genao
Aug 30, 2015 rated it really liked it
Shelves: fanfic
smokin' hot and with a hint of the feelz.

my cuppa. sooooooo my cuppa.

ETA: chapter two is an escandalo.
Exina
Hale Sandwich is not simply about a threesome with Stiles, Derek and Peter.

Peter is the kinky matchmaker and knotting mentor here who helps Derek and Stiles to get together. How selfless, huh? But no. He is manipulative and selfish – of course he takes what he wants – but in such a fun and sweet way that you’ll forgive him right away.

The best kind of porn it is – porn with feelings. Superhot smut!


Everything is sticky and tingly and awesome.
Stiles wants that on his headstone.
Lisa Henry
Pure unapologetic smut!


**now with a second chapter**

Because reasons.

(Knotting is a reason.)
Optimist ♰King's Wench♰
New chapter? WHA?!?!

If only we could subtract Derek from this equation clearing the way for much spanking and biting and WRECKING of the princess!

But at least he has a new calling-"Peter Hale, friendly knotting mentor. He should get that on business cards."

Happy Cupcake is happy!
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All Hale The DiscontentedWinter!!!

Peter repeatedly called him princess.

What can I say?

It takes very little to please me.

Porny Hale Sandwi
...more
Adam
ETA Sept 24, 2015: Chapter 2 fulfilled my wish to see Peter go to town on Stiles' ass. And there's knotting too. Fun stuff.

Peter Hale, friendly knotting mentor.

I approve.

***************


I did it. I popped my Steter cherry. Or, well, my Steterek cherry. But it's got Peter in it, so that still counts right? And I liked it!
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This is more so Sterek with a side of Peter. Or Sterek with manipulation by Peter. Because it's Peter, aftestuff.
Peter
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Vivian
Aug 06, 2015 rated it really liked it
CHAPTER TWO! Who knew to expect that? The Bonus Plan.

1.
Nothing like a cup of porn in the morning. *birds sing*

Mmm... such a lovely configuration. Even though I'm a huge Stetopher fan, the Hale Sandwich is a meat lovers' delight gotta use both hands and get your mouth around it, then take a full bite to truly appreciate.

Which is hilarious, because he’s so, so far away from innocence that he probably can’t even see it from whatever black shore of moral decrepitude h
...more
Kat
Wishing and hoping and thinking and praying there'll be a part 3.

Steterek kink. Freaking awesome! I was guffawing my heart out in the office garden, then read the final dirty goodness inside. Who cares that I got all flushed and couldn't wipe the grin off my face. Obviously i couldn't wait until after work to read this. Everyone is so fabulously in character in this Steterek (Peter being an absolute delight!). I bow to Discontentedwinter's awesomeness.

If you liked Hale Sa
...more
Lilia Ford
Aug 06, 2015 rated it really liked it
Yum. Proof if any were needed why the world needs more additions to the old Steterek shelf. And how perfect was the voicing in this! I mean, every time Peter said "Princess" I almost choked, because how can something that hilarious also be that hot? Maybe I should go read it again to figure out how that works.

MLE
Aug 06, 2015 rated it really liked it
Recommended to MLE by: Jennifer☠Pher☠
Shelves: teen-wolf, fanfiction
I liked this one a lot. Sexy, and sweet, and somehow the balance between the three of them worked really well. Porny, but not dark or even a touch dub con.

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I won't lie though, for me the choice is obvious

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Cough, I mean

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Of course I do.

Yay young love.

Or something.

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Rachel
Aug 06, 2015 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: sterek-read
09/24/2015 - on Mr. Ian Bohen's Birthday, the second chapter is posted and just as good as the first. And this in no longer a WIP :(, but a completed work.

For those who are scared of Steterek, this is really Sterek on the emotional level and Peter is the catalyst. So so incredibly HOT on the physical level though! I want more! I want to see where Stiles and Derek go from here and if Peter ever gives them a helping hand again! A lot of exclamation marks in this review! DW is AMAZING!
Emma Sea
Sep 24, 2015 rated it it was amazing
Yes. Oh, yes. YES. YES! YES!
Lori
Aug 06, 2015 rated it really liked it
Shelves: 2015, fan-fic
In this story the bread is as tasty as the filling.

BREAD

BREAD

The only thing better than the bread in this sandwich is the meat. (Wink wink)



There should always be more filling than bread, so, here you go...


My work here is done.
♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣
Edited to add a review for newly released chapter two.

Chapter one:

#becuzscience

#ilovesammiches

#damnDWmakesmelovePeter

#ilovepeter

#thatswhathesaid

#thatswhatshesaid

#scorchinghot

#iwantmore

#ilovepeterohwait..........

Chapter two:

Two versions of my review for chapter two:

ILOVEPETERSOFUCKINGMUCH

Orrrrrrrr this:

... it’s like the dull little caterpillar has/>.../>Chapter
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Valerie ❈M/M Romance Junkie❈
Porny goodness. I will admit that I would LOVE to be in that sandwich.


ETA: And then there was chapter 2. KNOTTING!!!

Peter encourages Stiles to get his knees under himself, to raise himself up so that Peter can reach that delectable ass.

Jesus. That ass. Peter wants to spank it, just to watch the muscles jump. And then he wants to bite it, just to hear Stiles moan. He wants to wreck it.



yes please!!!
Meags
3.5 Stars

I said I'd never go there.

But I went there.

...and it was HOT!
Meep
Aug 06, 2015 rated it really liked it
Re-read - well now, I forget there was a second chapter! *fans self*

Well that's some hot Stiles-centric porn!

Almost didn't read because Hale/Hale; Sterek is my first love but Peter is temptingly delicious, only I prefer Steter if Derek is not around because it's hard to betray your first love! - it makes sense to me :p Also the uncle/nephew aspect is major off-putting to me.

BUT it's DW who writes some of the best TW fanfics and I'm feeling grumpy and in need of a fix. It's hard to say no to:
Re-read - well now, I forget there was a second chapter! *fans self*

Well that's some hot Stiles-centric porn!

Almost didn't read because Hale/Hale; Sterek is my first love but Peter is temptingly delicious, only I prefer Steter if Derek is not around because it's hard to betray your first love! - it makes sense to me :p Also the uncle/nephew aspect is major off-putting to me.

BUT it's DW who writes some of the best TW fanfics and I'm feeling grumpy and in need of a fix. It's hard to say no to:

Peter is just too delicious, then Derek with all that contained emotion, and eager for experience Stiles...

Like the blurb says, 'what it says on the box' not entirely pure, porny goodness. Growly Derek, Game for it Stiles and Peter, manipulative yet gentle. I'd like a little extra to see the aftermath/replay.....just saying!
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BWT (Belen)
Aug 06, 2015 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: Steterek porn lovers
Shelves: mm-fiction, sterek, 2015
Perfectly porntastic!

Chapter One Read 08/06/2015

Only way it would have thrilled me more is if Derek had knotted Stiles. Totally understand why he didn't, and the story doesn't lose anything for its lack...but damn...mmmhmm knotting

ETA Chapter Two Read 09/24/2015

Holy. Shit. That was so...I need a cigarette.

Stiles wants his Alpha's knot. Derek wants to give it to him, but is afraid of hurting Stiles.
Stiles learned at a very early age that stubbornness and a rec/>
...more
Susan
Aug 06, 2015 rated it really liked it
Shelves: mm, sterek-read
Steterek. Porn. OH GOD, this was HOT!

“Get his clothes off him,” someone says, and Stiles giggles and slaps at the hands fumbling at the fly of his jeans. “Nuh uh,” he says. “Buy me a drink first.”
“Stiles Stilinski,” the voice says again, and ohhhh, it’s Peter. Creepy Peter. Creepy but hot Peter.


Oh yes.

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Stiles has hypothermia and needs to stay warm. So get naked guys and warm the guy up! He needs some loving.

“Wloving.
HOT!
...more
Sunny
I ♥ Peter

ETA: 9/24/15 Another chapter! And it wins at awesomeness :)

Stiles learned at a very early age that stubbornness and a reckless disregard for his own safety get him all the treats.

...and Peter is still the best :D

...also, I'm bumping this to 5 stars
Bitchie
OMG, I woke up to the most perfect treat in my inbox this morning (afternoon. oh, shut up!). It was Steter and Sterek and Stererek and it was just wonderful! Snarky and sweet and all of the things.
Dreamer
Oct 07, 2015 rated it really liked it
An entertaining short fanfic told alternately from Peter, Stiles and Derek's pov. Peter and Derek find a novel way to save Stiles from hypothermia.

'Everything is sticky and tingly and awesome. Stiles wants that on his headstone.'
Fifi LaFleur
Aug 06, 2015 rated it it was amazing
Well it was more of an appetizer sized sandwich, but holy shitballs did it make me happy. :-)

I'll order the Hale Sandwich any day! Yes, please!
Pjm12
See, Lisa calls this 'unapologetic smut', but what we all know is Lisa never just writes smut. She also includes the FEELS, and the senses, and the complications, and the personalities.

She can't help herself. That's what good writers do. They sneak shit in.

Skye Blue ☆*~゚ლ(´ڡ`ლ)~*☆
Whooooo!



Just...Read it. Yep, That's my entire review. READ IT!
Anna Kļaviņa
Aug 06, 2015 rated it really liked it
Shelves: read-in-2015, fanfic
This is crazy.

This entire situation is crazy, and Stiles is crazy too. And, if he’s crazy, it’s probably good that he’s not in charge, right? Except apparently Peter is in charge, and Peter is
actually crazy.

Derek/Stiles/Peter written by DW.

How could I resist?

Derek


Stiles


Peter



I rest my case
Trix
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Brooke
Oh you smutty Hale sandwich, where can I order one!? I'll take two please and thanks.


OMG NEW CHAPTER! It has knotting!!!!!!!!! Bumped up to a full 5
Eve
Aug 06, 2015 rated it really liked it
Aww, so sweet. I love giggly Stiles.
Manda
Aug 07, 2015 rated it really liked it
Pretty much perfect in all it's short glory. I do wish it was longer for more feelings porn.
Pixie
I’m a huge sandwich fan….
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