This is the stupidest most bullshit book I’ve ever read. (And I tried to read “Twilight”.) None of this ever happened. None of these interactions ever happened. No one talks like this. All of this is story time at best, self-aggrandizing hallucinations at worst. Abject moronity. If I could give it less than one star, I gleefully would. This is one book I might toss in the recycling instead of donating anywhere. No sense in inflicting this fever dream on anyone else.