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Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
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Published October 2014 by https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles
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bella :)
May 10, 2019 rated it did not like it
literally i'm not even gonna rate it high for the memes. it's not worth that.
Maria Manaia
May 20, 2020 rated it liked it
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Lizzie Forward
May 06, 2020 rated it it was amazing
As much as I didn’t want to rate this 5 stars I could not in good faith rate it any lower... this godly story vanished my sadness away.

On another note... why does this exist? Oh well what a fun 1hr and 30mins of my life. Also can someone please create Voldemort’s Reddit account.
Shrek
Oct 28, 2018 rated it did not like it
Recommends it for: NO ONE
KFBSKND OKAY THIS ONE WASNT EVEN FUNNY LIKE. W H A T

i get this was a troll but like. WHAT

the weird focus on chest hair, the overuse of semicolons and dashes, why one earth are the phrases “little ones” and “mommy” used SO MUCH ITS CREEPY, the Protestant views on Catholicism that are so inaccurate it actually hurt.... like this just wasn’t funny like my immortal. it had nothing goin for it

LIKE SHE LIT MADE SLYTHERIN THE CATHOLIC HOUSE!!!! ALSO RON THE CATHOLIC AND HIS PARENTS HAVING THE NEED TO
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Summer
Nov 27, 2019 rated it did not like it
Offensive on so many levels, I can't even comprehend it in my brain.
However, I do think it's a trollfic. The last chapter is pretty meta, so I think the author was self-aware and doesn't actually have these beliefs.
If you want to read my commentary, I posted it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/213...
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Marilyn Suell
Sep 16, 2019 rated it did not like it
I think this is satire, and I cannot stress enough that I REALLY hope I'm correct about that.
If it's not satire, then the author of this book is sexist, against science, and against every religion that's not her own - and on top of that, she's clearly never read the actual series that she's parodying.
Nika Utrobičić
Aug 28, 2019 rated it it was amazing
So well written!!! 😍😍😍😍
It gradually increases in absurdity so at one point you're not even sure whether the author is joking or not. I especially love the author's notes, they definitely add a special touch. The entire thing made me laugh uncontrollably multiple times.
Lovelovelove it! 😍
Luke Duckworth
Oct 24, 2019 rated it it was amazing
A truly incredible work of satire and a perfect example of Poe’s Law
Светослав Александров
Нямам време за такива простотии...
Fred C. Dobbs
Jan 30, 2020 rated it it was amazing
The best fanfic I've read in a looooooooooooooooong time. The proper spelling makes it much more palatable than most.
Sydney Stafferton
May 17, 2020 rated it it was amazing
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Maria
May 14, 2020 rated it did not like it
well last night i was strolling through gr and i stumbled upon this mh........... idk guys, this thing
i decided to read it. i have made a mistake and yet i actually did a dramatic reading of it and ended up having some good fun though i was also in acute pain all along :D
this is awful, idk what on God's green earth (pun intended, yes i'm a comedy genius) possessed this woman to write this so called "book" and actually publish it but wtf did i just read????? that being said i wasted 5 perfectly g
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Ella
Jun 05, 2020 rated it it was amazing
Spoilers for anyone who hasn't read.


In all honesty, I loved it. As I used to go to a Christian school, if you were to tell me a Christian mother wrote this, I would believe you. (Minus the last chapter and some other bits of course.) The ending is what really makes this great for me because when you look back at the rest of the story, it just makes it so much weirder. I also loved how the author kept described Voldemort as evil, even as he was the sanest character in the whole story.
Cassandra
Aug 28, 2018 rated it liked it
Shelves: 2018-read
Actually pretty good satire. Stuff like altering your writing style deliberately is hard to keep consistent, but "Grace Ann" did a good job of that! As well as the little prefaces. So yeah, good satire but I think I'm glad I went into it knowing it was satire, otherwise I'd probably have read the first chapter and left uninterested.
Ellie
May 16, 2020 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: 2020, humor
Let me explain, for the majority of this I totally thought it was real and was prepared to give it one star. However in the last chapter it was revealed that this is in fact satire. Or at least I think that’s what happened. Because of this, I changed my rating due to the fact that I completely fell for it and so it did what it said out to do perfectly.
Emily
Mar 01, 2019 rated it liked it
Great fun. Satire. The adjectives and adverbs alone are amazing! I'd heard about this online and am so glad I found it.


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439...

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Saf
May 15, 2020 rated it really liked it
Shelves: fanfiction
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May Regan
May 15, 2020 rated it did not like it
quarantine has me doing things that no rational human would ever do.
this was INSANELY ENTERTAINING in the WORST WAY.
there is no possible way this is real.
Jonny Keen
May 21, 2020 rated it really liked it
A fine work of satire. If you think it's real, uh, I dunno what to tell you. Dean Thomas gets the love he deserves.
Lina Vikman
Aug 29, 2019 rated it did not like it
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Rhysenne
Mar 31, 2020 rated it did not like it
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
Noira
Jun 06, 2020 rated it it was amazing
One of the best pieces of satire i've ever read online - flawless execution & comedic talent. The meta-commentary in the last chapter tops everything. ...more
Brooke Worm
Jun 15, 2020 rated it it was amazing
This is amazing, this is beautiful, this is the greatest thing I have ever read, and I thank this woman for contributing this undeserved amazingness to humanity.
Danielle (bookishdani)
May 06, 2020 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: favorites
This Godly and righteous story of incredulous prayers and invisible miracles is truly and honestly a magnificent story to bring any god-fearing and adoring human little one to the light and brightness of a good, wholesome mood.

Also, check out my reddit account.
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“What? I don't hate Christians," Voldemort lied dishonestly. 'What are you even talking about?'
'You're still pretending to be dumb,' the Reverend pointed out truthfully. 'We know all about your plot to illegalize Christianity, Voldemort.'
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