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Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
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KFBSKND OKAY THIS ONE WASNT EVEN FUNNY LIKE. W H A T
i get this was a troll but like. WHAT
the weird focus on chest hair, the overuse of semicolons and dashes, why one earth are the phrases “little ones” and “mommy” used SO MUCH ITS CREEPY, the Protestant views on Catholicism that are so inaccurate it actually hurt.... like this just wasn’t funny like my immortal. it had nothing goin for it
LIKE SHE LIT MADE SLYTHERIN THE CATHOLIC HOUSE!!!! ALSO RON THE CATHOLIC AND HIS PARENTS HAVING THE NEED TO ...more
i get this was a troll but like. WHAT
the weird focus on chest hair, the overuse of semicolons and dashes, why one earth are the phrases “little ones” and “mommy” used SO MUCH ITS CREEPY, the Protestant views on Catholicism that are so inaccurate it actually hurt.... like this just wasn’t funny like my immortal. it had nothing goin for it
LIKE SHE LIT MADE SLYTHERIN THE CATHOLIC HOUSE!!!! ALSO RON THE CATHOLIC AND HIS PARENTS HAVING THE NEED TO ...more
Offensive on so many levels, I can't even comprehend it in my brain.
However, I do think it's a trollfic. The last chapter is pretty meta, so I think the author was self-aware and doesn't actually have these beliefs.
If you want to read my commentary, I posted it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/213... ...more
However, I do think it's a trollfic. The last chapter is pretty meta, so I think the author was self-aware and doesn't actually have these beliefs.
If you want to read my commentary, I posted it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/213... ...more
I think this is satire, and I cannot stress enough that I REALLY hope I'm correct about that.
If it's not satire, then the author of this book is sexist, against science, and against every religion that's not her own - and on top of that, she's clearly never read the actual series that she's parodying.
If it's not satire, then the author of this book is sexist, against science, and against every religion that's not her own - and on top of that, she's clearly never read the actual series that she's parodying.
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well last night i was strolling through gr and i stumbled upon this mh........... idk guys, this thing
i decided to read it. i have made a mistake and yet i actually did a dramatic reading of it and ended up having some good fun though i was also in acute pain all along :D
this is awful, idk what on God's green earth (pun intended, yes i'm a comedy genius) possessed this woman to write this so called "book" and actually publish it but wtf did i just read????? that being said i wasted 5 perfectly g ...more
i decided to read it. i have made a mistake and yet i actually did a dramatic reading of it and ended up having some good fun though i was also in acute pain all along :D
this is awful, idk what on God's green earth (pun intended, yes i'm a comedy genius) possessed this woman to write this so called "book" and actually publish it but wtf did i just read????? that being said i wasted 5 perfectly g ...more
Spoilers for anyone who hasn't read.
In all honesty, I loved it. As I used to go to a Christian school, if you were to tell me a Christian mother wrote this, I would believe you. (Minus the last chapter and some other bits of course.) The ending is what really makes this great for me because when you look back at the rest of the story, it just makes it so much weirder. I also loved how the author kept described Voldemort as evil, even as he was the sanest character in the whole story.
In all honesty, I loved it. As I used to go to a Christian school, if you were to tell me a Christian mother wrote this, I would believe you. (Minus the last chapter and some other bits of course.) The ending is what really makes this great for me because when you look back at the rest of the story, it just makes it so much weirder. I also loved how the author kept described Voldemort as evil, even as he was the sanest character in the whole story.
Actually pretty good satire. Stuff like altering your writing style deliberately is hard to keep consistent, but "Grace Ann" did a good job of that! As well as the little prefaces. So yeah, good satire but I think I'm glad I went into it knowing it was satire, otherwise I'd probably have read the first chapter and left uninterested.
Let me explain, for the majority of this I totally thought it was real and was prepared to give it one star. However in the last chapter it was revealed that this is in fact satire. Or at least I think that’s what happened. Because of this, I changed my rating due to the fact that I completely fell for it and so it did what it said out to do perfectly.
Great fun. Satire. The adjectives and adverbs alone are amazing! I'd heard about this online and am so glad I found it.
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One of the best pieces of satire i've ever read online - flawless execution & comedic talent. The meta-commentary in the last chapter tops everything.
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“What? I don't hate Christians," Voldemort lied dishonestly. 'What are you even talking about?'
'You're still pretending to be dumb,' the Reverend pointed out truthfully. 'We know all about your plot to illegalize Christianity, Voldemort.'
Voldemort blinked stupidly again and questioned evilly, 'Wait. Is this about my Reddit account?'
'Is that what you call your godless coven?”
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'You're still pretending to be dumb,' the Reverend pointed out truthfully. 'We know all about your plot to illegalize Christianity, Voldemort.'
Voldemort blinked stupidly again and questioned evilly, 'Wait. Is this about my Reddit account?'
'Is that what you call your godless coven?”

















