She eloped with Bigfoot. Or maybe Bigfoot kidnapped her. Either way, I've been hired to uncover the truth behind Cindy Funk's disappearance. Me? I'm Floyd, and I'm a PI living my life as Elvis would have wanted. Not just in sequined jumpsuits. With character.
Cindy's trail leads me to River City, Oregon—aka the Mythical Creature Capital of the World—where I catch Case #2. T...more
In the beginning….
Floyd, the P.I., kisses his girlfriend goodbye, her beard tickling his face. What?!
Now he’s off to make a quick buck. It should be an easy case. Mr. Funk wants him to find his missing daughter. She went to River City, Oregon and wasn’t seen again. Her parents finally received a letter from her stating that she was eloping with Bigfoot and not to worry about her. Yep, you read it ...more
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I find it hard to believe cryptotaxidermy exists, at least outside of Etsy. I had to look it up. It does exist. It’s an actual thing. Which almost makes it unique in a book centered around the search for both Sasquatch and the chupacabra.
Floyd (no last name) is a completely likeable character who has given his life over to Elvis. I like that he is not an impersonator, even cringes at the thought of Elvis tribute ...more
This book is just plain fun. If you can suspend believability, and accept chupacabras, a bride of Bigfoot, and a load of other crazy characters, then this book--and this series--will be perfect for ...more
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I received a free copy in exchange for an honest review.
Bigfoot Blues is an amusing tale with colorful characters. If you like oddballs, this is a story you should check out. It’s very original.
The main character, Lloyd, lives his life as he believes Elvis would, which he refers to as the “Elvis Lifestyle.” He dresses in jumpsuits and tries to be kind and patient. His main squeeze is a bearded lady. His sidekick is a little person with a bad ...more
It was fun, far fetched, and very bizarre. Read it totally for an escape from reality.
A bearded women, a midget/dwarf/little person, a P.I. who has been wearing Elvis copy jumpsuits since age 6 and believes Elvis provides the answers to the perfect way of life...throw in some crazy critter creations and the country's most inept sheriff's department -- did I mention Bigfoot?
"An Elvis impersonator, a midge ...more
This is just a flat-out fun, quick read. Crazy characters, an evil corporation, mythical monsters. I will say you have to just relax and go with it. When you have a ...more
Floyd, the private investigator is back as an Elvis lifestyle emulator, not an impersonator. He leaves behind his bearded girlfriend, Wanda, but she's never out of mind. In this book his rhinestone jumpsuits take abuse, some never to recover.
Sadly, it needs editing for typos and homonyms. Because of this, I gave it four stars. That does not reflec ...more
Floyd is a PI. He shares an office with Franklin, a chiropractor. Originally Franklin's wife sent him looking for Franklin four years ago. She was such a nasty person, even after finding him he didn't turn in his location. Since then he was able to use Franklin's office rent free. Floyd came to the office to meet Peter Funk, who needed his 18yr old daughter found. He said she ran off to elope with Bigfoot.
This was just too sill ...more