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The clock is ticking. In forty-eight hours time, all of humanity will join an alien race known as the Danklowd as they are assimilated into their Galactic Fellowship. This is good news for everybody except four 19 year-old nerds, Corbin, Ryan, Bill and Shane, who have overheard a rogue sect of the Danklowd planning to overthrow their leaders and enslave humanity instead. D ...more
Paperback, 306 pages
Published April 24th 2015 by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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Black Plastic by Ryan Kirtz was an … interesting book. When I began to read it, I thought it was certainly going to be a single star. However, as I read, I found it funny enough to keep turning the pages. Kirtz dances the line of comic genius and idiot very well. Just when I would think I had figured out which he was, the events would make me question my decision. I mulled over how to rate it for a couple of days before deciding to rate it ★★★★☆ but with the caveat that it only earned those four ...more
Critically acclaimed Vine celebrity Ryan Kirtz (1995-) was born in St. Paul, Minnesota, the 66th most populous city in America. One year later, he became one year old. Only a year after that, he became two years old, etc. After nineteen of these "years" had elapsed, Ryan realized that he needed a hobby of some sort to give legitimacy to his abhorrent and pretentious personality, so he took up writ ...more