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Just know from the start that it wasn’t supposed to go like this. All we wanted was to get near them. That’s why we got a room in the hotel where they were staying.
We were not planning to kidnap one of them. Especially not the most useless one. But we had him—his room key, his cell phone, and his secrets.
We were not planning on what happened next.
We swear.
From thrilling ne ...more
We were not planning to kidnap one of them. Especially not the most useless one. But we had him—his room key, his cell phone, and his secrets.
We were not planning on what happened next.
We swear.
From thrilling ne ...more
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February 23rd 2016
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Boy band fangirls are a species that are more focused, determined, and powerful in large numbers than just about any other group of people I can think of.
I thought this was awesome. It's the kind of book you have to be in the right mood for - a dark, sadistic sense of humour kind of mood - but it's a diverse, murderous and hilarious comedy about fangirls in the age of social media.
Kill the Boy Band has many laugh-out-loud moments that come with a side order of guilt because you know you real ...more

What an insane ride - I'm still reeling
Erin, Isabel, Apple and "Sloane" are, in a word, obsessed with the Ruperts (think: One Direction).
And we are not talking about an oh-I-totally-love-that-band level - no this is the all-consuming IFREAKINGLOVEYOUMARRYME sort.
The kind that has you up to all hours fantasizing and writing fanfiction.
The kind that has
Erin, Isabel, Apple and "Sloane" are, in a word, obsessed with the Ruperts (think: One Direction).
And we are not talking about an oh-I-totally-love-that-band level - no this is the all-consuming IFREAKINGLOVEYOUMARRYME sort.
The kind that has you up to all hours fantasizing and writing fanfiction.
The kind that has
Because the truth is, it isn't worth loving something if you aren't going to love it all the way.And while neither of the girls can have an ...more

Aug 17, 2016
Melissa ♥ Dog/Wolf Lover ♥ Martin
rated it
really liked it
·
review of another edition
Shelves:
own

People have called me crazy....more
It's understandable; fangirls get a bad rap all the time. They say we're weird, hysterical, obsessed, certifiable. But those people don't understand. Just because I love something a lot doesn't mean I'm crazy. And I did love The Ruperts a lot. I loved them more than soft-serve vanilla ice cream in summer, more than seeing a new review of my fanfics, more than discovering a good '80s movie I'd never seen before.
Just because I was a Ruperts fangirl does not mean I

“Stalking boy bands was serious business.”
Kill the Boy Band is unlike anything I’ve read this year and the intro to this story is what really gripped me:
“The most important thing that you should know is that this is not fanfiction. It isn’t one of those lonelygirl Tumblr fantasies about meeting your biggest celebrity crush. This is the story of me and my friends and the time we met The Ruperts. You can believe it or not— that’s on you. Just because you heard a different account of the events on ...more
Kill the Boy Band is unlike anything I’ve read this year and the intro to this story is what really gripped me:
“The most important thing that you should know is that this is not fanfiction. It isn’t one of those lonelygirl Tumblr fantasies about meeting your biggest celebrity crush. This is the story of me and my friends and the time we met The Ruperts. You can believe it or not— that’s on you. Just because you heard a different account of the events on ...more

While this book was entertaining, dark and funny, I'll be lying if I said it was absolutely perfect and there is nothing wrong. I got really uncomfortable reading about the sexual harassment (which was NOT handled well), bad lgbtq+ rep, taking pictures of one of the girls (who was a minor) and threatening to show others, with or without her permission is still child pornography (she didn't want anyone to see her naked and that was also NOT handled well) and some other small things.
This book is ...more
This book is ...more

I used to be a fangirl.
There is something weirdly exciting about loving someone powerful.
Someone enormously popular.
In a way, you feel that overwhelming power and fame on your own fingertips.
It's so addictive, however it can be dangerous as well.
The obsession, the need, the undying love.
Kill The Boy Band tackles this teenage fantasy in a very clever and sometimes masochistic manner.
Four girls that are connected through a boy band.
These girls love these guys to death.
I felt the excitement, the ...more
There is something weirdly exciting about loving someone powerful.
Someone enormously popular.
In a way, you feel that overwhelming power and fame on your own fingertips.
It's so addictive, however it can be dangerous as well.
The obsession, the need, the undying love.
Kill The Boy Band tackles this teenage fantasy in a very clever and sometimes masochistic manner.
Four girls that are connected through a boy band.
These girls love these guys to death.
I felt the excitement, the ...more

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IT’S MY 100TH REVIEW OF THE YEAR!!!!!
I have totally glossed over every single milestone number before this point, so I’m going to celebrate the monumental occasion of my brain not failing me for once with a review of a huge surprise hit for me.
The story here is about four diehard fans of a band called “The Ruperts” (named so because they all have the first name Rupert, natch). Said band “was formed on the reality show So You Thi ...more
IT’S MY 100TH REVIEW OF THE YEAR!!!!!

I have totally glossed over every single milestone number before this point, so I’m going to celebrate the monumental occasion of my brain not failing me for once with a review of a huge surprise hit for me.
The story here is about four diehard fans of a band called “The Ruperts” (named so because they all have the first name Rupert, natch). Said band “was formed on the reality show So You Thi ...more

"The most important thing that you should know is that this is not fanfiction. It isn't one of those lonelygirl Tumblr fantasies about meeting your biggest celebrity crush. This is the story of me and my friends and the time we met The Ruperts."
Kill The Boy Band is my spirit animal.
I may have mentioned it once or twice

ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES.
Reading this book was like watching my life flash before my eyes.
I'm not even exaggerating that because it literally was like reading a book written by 14-year-old to 17-year-old, me. Because 14-17 year old me was a hardcore One Direction fan, just like these girls were hardcore Ruperts fans.
Like, there's this whole 1D world that people don't know anything about and suddenly I'm reading a book that is perfectly describing it!? I was in serious shock.
“Maybe it wa ...more
Reading this book was like watching my life flash before my eyes.
I'm not even exaggerating that because it literally was like reading a book written by 14-year-old to 17-year-old, me. Because 14-17 year old me was a hardcore One Direction fan, just like these girls were hardcore Ruperts fans.
Like, there's this whole 1D world that people don't know anything about and suddenly I'm reading a book that is perfectly describing it!? I was in serious shock.
“Maybe it wa ...more

I was holding someone captive and all that was going through my mind was a Billboard Top 40 love song. I was going to hell.
Kill the Boy Band is about a group of girls who kidnap a boy band member, and it is simultaneously one of the weirdest and best books I have ever read.
There's no way to explain the plot beyond “they kidnap a boy band member” because from there, Moldavsky adds a twist a minute. This book is a weird, action-packed journey that never loses its grip on you. Yes, it requires ...more

Mar 28, 2016
Gabby
rated it
it was amazing
Recommends it for:
anyone who's ever been obsessed with a boy band
"Boy band fangirls are a species that are more focused, determined, and powerful in large numbers than just about any other group of people I can think of."
Holy shit, I loved this. I was not expecting to like this book as much as I did. This book had everything: humor, an obsession with a boyband, relatable fangirl moments, suspense, mystery, plot twists, just everything. This is one of the funniest books I've ever read. I laughed out loud several times. Once I was laughing so hard I couldn't ca ...more
Holy shit, I loved this. I was not expecting to like this book as much as I did. This book had everything: humor, an obsession with a boyband, relatable fangirl moments, suspense, mystery, plot twists, just everything. This is one of the funniest books I've ever read. I laughed out loud several times. Once I was laughing so hard I couldn't ca ...more

My book mark is on page 36. Page 36 is as far as I could get in the six days I attempted to read this, which is five and a half more than I should have.
And in 36 pages this is all the negative shit that really rubbed me the wrong way:
1. The author attempts to justify her character's actions by insisting that the boy band member in question, Rupert P., is a jerk. He's more than that. He's an ugly jerk. and Now here's six pages telling you how ugly he is, and how dare he be mad at you for kidnappi ...more
And in 36 pages this is all the negative shit that really rubbed me the wrong way:
1. The author attempts to justify her character's actions by insisting that the boy band member in question, Rupert P., is a jerk. He's more than that. He's an ugly jerk. and Now here's six pages telling you how ugly he is, and how dare he be mad at you for kidnappi ...more

See more of my reviews on The YA Kitten! My copy was an ARC I got from Amazon Vine for review and also reviewed for YA Books Central.
Every time I open my mouth to talk about this book, all that comes out is an awe-soaked expletive like “Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.” It’s that kind of book. I used to hate how the cover looked like a placeholder, but now that I’ve read the book, I don’ ...more
*Apple is Chinese, Isabel is Dominican
*one of the Ruperts is gay
*Apple is a fat Chinese girl adopted by white parents as a baby
Every time I open my mouth to talk about this book, all that comes out is an awe-soaked expletive like “Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.” It’s that kind of book. I used to hate how the cover looked like a placeholder, but now that I’ve read the book, I don’ ...more

Jan 19, 2016
Rose
rated it
liked it
Shelves:
contemporary,
drama,
humor,
young-adult,
music,
pop-culture,
dark-humor,
a-z-ya-2016-challenge
Initial reaction: This is one of those books that could go easily either way: love or hate. I thought some moments were pure gold for dark comedy, and I was even laughing while I read this on my commutes. However, it had some issues pulling off the explanations for events. Plus, some moments in humored context didn't always work for me.
Full review:
"Kill the Boy Band" is a very interesting book I bought on a whim when I saw it in the book store. For one, the title screams "BUY ME!" The book jacke ...more
Full review:
"Kill the Boy Band" is a very interesting book I bought on a whim when I saw it in the book store. For one, the title screams "BUY ME!" The book jacke ...more

Honestly y'all this was so good. Makes me want to go back to my prime 1D days on tumblr. If you're a One Direction fan this is so worth a read. I'm so amused
...more

Apr 01, 2016
Nenia ✨️ I yeet my books back and forth ✨️ Campbell
rated it
it was ok
Shelves:
ya-ya-land

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There aren't a lot of books that make me go "OMG I NEED IT!" anymore, but KILL THE BOY BAND was one of them. I mean, it's such a great concept, in part because it's so relatable. We all know that one fangirl who takes things too far. Maybe we've encountered them in real life. Maybe on a forum. Maybe on a review. Maybe - gasp! - we are that fangirl. And I'm sure we've all wondered what would happen if a fangirl took things too far.
The unn ...more

Feb 25, 2016
Lyn *GLITTER VIKING*
marked it as pass
Seriously, writing about a fat character that has luggage full of food, chews on her hair in substitute of food, and is named after the food she was eating when he family was window shopping an orphanage just SCREAMS privilege.
I'm sick to death of authors allowing their privledge voices to bleed through their work. I'll never touch this book, or anything by this author.
You can seriously kiss my fat, 1,000-calorie-diet ass. ...more
I'm sick to death of authors allowing their privledge voices to bleed through their work. I'll never touch this book, or anything by this author.
You can seriously kiss my fat, 1,000-calorie-diet ass. ...more

This book is morbid, inappropriate, and completely hilarious.
The four main characters are a band of strong young women. They also happen to be fangirls. It was so fun to read about their awesome and totally insane personalities as they obsessed over their favorite boy band, The Rupters. Things get a bit out of hand when they kidnap one of the boys and tie him up in a hotel.
These girls acted totally crazy, from stalking the boys online to writing fanficiton about them. And yet, I could understand ...more
The four main characters are a band of strong young women. They also happen to be fangirls. It was so fun to read about their awesome and totally insane personalities as they obsessed over their favorite boy band, The Rupters. Things get a bit out of hand when they kidnap one of the boys and tie him up in a hotel.
These girls acted totally crazy, from stalking the boys online to writing fanficiton about them. And yet, I could understand ...more

2.5 stars
I was in the mood for something light and humorous and hence picked this book. The expectation of a light read was met but there were a few other bits which could have been better.
The story talks about fan girls, their obsession with boy bands and the length they can go to be in the same vicinity as their object of obsession.
I have heard the band 'The Ruperts' is inspired by the band One Direction (maybe in the way they came into lime-light and how the band was formed)

“They were just b ...more
I was in the mood for something light and humorous and hence picked this book. The expectation of a light read was met but there were a few other bits which could have been better.
The story talks about fan girls, their obsession with boy bands and the length they can go to be in the same vicinity as their object of obsession.
I have heard the band 'The Ruperts' is inspired by the band One Direction (maybe in the way they came into lime-light and how the band was formed)

“They were just b ...more

Oct 12, 2016
Hillary
rated it
it was amazing
·
review of another edition
Shelves:
contemporary,
favorites

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST BOOK I'VE EVER READ, AND IT WAS AMAZING.
I seriously can't believe that this book started as a 2.5 read and ended as a 5+++ read! Wow.
Everything escalated so quickly and it was a lot of fun. I already miss reading this book for the first time.
It was a lot like going to war. At least, that's what I imagine going to war is like. Stalking boy bands was serious business.
I decided to read this book for a precise reason, and maybe you can also guess it. I'm a fan. A fan of lots ...more

Jun 18, 2016
TL
rated it
it was amazing
·
review of another edition
Recommended to TL by:
Nenia ✨️ I yeet my books back and forth ✨️ Campbell
Shelves:
favorites
Still a wild ride of a book:)
Highly recommend the audiobook version if you can get it
----
Original review:
*Overdrive app*
Narrator: Barrett Wilbert Weed
LOVED her, she did a great job.
Story/Characters: Five stars
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This was a crazy ride, it hooked me in right away. Quite a few WTF moments and some things that had my jaw dropping.
Some things were a little hard to suspend disbelief for but still entertaining nonetheless. There were quite a few moments where Obwas replaying them in my head and still ...more
Highly recommend the audiobook version if you can get it
----
Original review:
*Overdrive app*
Narrator: Barrett Wilbert Weed
LOVED her, she did a great job.
Story/Characters: Five stars
----
This was a crazy ride, it hooked me in right away. Quite a few WTF moments and some things that had my jaw dropping.
Some things were a little hard to suspend disbelief for but still entertaining nonetheless. There were quite a few moments where Obwas replaying them in my head and still ...more


Kill The Boy Band is one of the funniest books that I've read in quite a while. I adored the author's writing style and can't wait to read more books by her in the future. I honestly don’t know where to start with this review. The characters? The plot? The twist? Everything is hysterical and amazing. I know, I know, that’s not a true review. Okay, I’ll try my best to put this incredible book into words...Here I go!
Four friends: Sloane, Erin, Apple, and Isabel. Well, friends might not be the bes ...more

ugh I WANTED TO LIKE THIS BOOK

I'm excited about the trend of YA books about fandom! Fandom is an important part of the lives of many teens and it's cool for it to be reflected in the literature they're reading! But this is.... not.... that?? IDK?
It's about 4 teens who are united in their love of a band called The Ruperts, who are basically a One Direction-y thing, born from a British reality TV competition and put together because they are all named Rupert.
I can't decide how satirical this book ...more

I'm excited about the trend of YA books about fandom! Fandom is an important part of the lives of many teens and it's cool for it to be reflected in the literature they're reading! But this is.... not.... that?? IDK?
It's about 4 teens who are united in their love of a band called The Ruperts, who are basically a One Direction-y thing, born from a British reality TV competition and put together because they are all named Rupert.
I can't decide how satirical this book ...more

I'm sure most fan girls will find this book ridiculous because it seems to generalize what fangirls think and do but really it's not. The writing is witty and I find myself laughing at how absurd the things these girls have to go through just to get to their favorite boy bands. The darkness of this book is laced with humor, and the hilarity is almost disturbing because fans like these do exist. Their love for their idols started as innocent and then it turned out to be misguided, consuming and d
...more

Kill the boy band is hilarious, ridiculous and yet realistic take on fandom and modern boy bands fangirls. The moment I saw it, I wanted to read it. This title and the cover are one of those that automatically draw attention.
So, this is a story about four fangirls, our narrator and her three best friends Erin, Apple and Isabel, and how they met their favorite band The Ruperts. These girls are Strepurs (backward of Ruperts) and they are the band’s die-hard fans. And being a die-hard fan, beside ...more
So, this is a story about four fangirls, our narrator and her three best friends Erin, Apple and Isabel, and how they met their favorite band The Ruperts. These girls are Strepurs (backward of Ruperts) and they are the band’s die-hard fans. And being a die-hard fan, beside ...more

I was not expecting Kill The Boy Band to be one of my 2016 favorites. First of all, it's contemporary, but then again it's not romance so I guess it had that going for it. Second, it was completely unpredictable and weird, but in a good way. And third, it was about boy bands. I don't really care for boy bands, neither have I been fans of them.
The interesting thing about this book is that the main character's name is never mentioned. The entire story is told from her point of view, as she describ ...more
The interesting thing about this book is that the main character's name is never mentioned. The entire story is told from her point of view, as she describ ...more

I don't know what I read but this is a pretty damn good book. Admittedly, however it was difficult to understand a bit of what being said.
In hindsight, the plot feels a little scattered. It's just one gimmick after the other and eventually we find out who does it and what not. And that was done well actually, since the MC didn't instigate anything, and was almost as much as a bystander as we were.
The characters in itself were hella interesting. I don't even know where to begin. Isabella, Apple ...more
In hindsight, the plot feels a little scattered. It's just one gimmick after the other and eventually we find out who does it and what not. And that was done well actually, since the MC didn't instigate anything, and was almost as much as a bystander as we were.
The characters in itself were hella interesting. I don't even know where to begin. Isabella, Apple ...more

This book! So hilarious yet dark. Check out my full review on my booktube channel at http://youtube.com/peterlikesbooks
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"At this point you may be asking just how much harm a fifteen-year-old fangirl could really do. That is the wrong question to ask. People can do a lot of harm if pushed to the breaking point, and us fangirls lived at the breaking point. If the boys were involved in a scandal, we were at a breaking point. If they got haircuts, we were at a breaking point. If they smiled, we were at a brea … You get the idea. Boy band fangirls are a species that are more focused, determined, and powerful in large
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Goldy Moldavsky was born in Lima, Peru, and grew up in Brooklyn, where she still lives. Her novels include the New York Times bestseller, KILL THE BOY BAND, NO GOOD DEED, and the upcoming THE MARY SHELLEY CLUB (Henry Holt Books, 2021); her love of 80s movies, 90s boy bands, and horror flicks hugely influences her work. She can be found on Twitter and Instagram @goldywrites.
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