You Drive Like an Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Behind the Wheel

by Tommy Blacha

You Drive Like an Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the asshole drivers you encounter on the road, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender.

The world is full of asshole drivers -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a note for the asshole not paying attention to the road, or the asshole hauling the speedboat, or the asshole with the Duct-taped-on fender? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole driving on a flat tire, the asshole who blocked you in, the asshole bus driver, or the senior citizen asshole, you should never get on the road without this useful book ever again!


Letters

Genres: Humor

208 pages, Paperback

First published October 6, 2015

Reviews

[Sena Zimmer · Rating 4 out of 5]

Do you want to laugh outloud? Read this book. I laughed and chuckled and shared it with my family and friends. It was hilarious to watch their faces as they read a page or two.

[meghann · Rating 4 out of 5]

Bought this as a gift for someone with a tendency to rage at other drivers. Many of these are quite specific, so I can't see someone being able to really tear these all out and leave them on cars, but it's a funny read.

[Tracy Little · Rating 2 out of 5]

Not even remotely close to being as good as the first one. :(

[Jenny Bling · Rating 5 out of 5]

Simply hilarious

[VerJean · Rating 2 out of 5]

Dear Family, Friends. Those who are on my list here, shouldn't bother. There were clever lines and it is no doubt much funnier delivered live in a comedy club with several mind relaxing refreshments. I know some of you can and have delivered lines waaaay more funny (ha ha) than some of these. You're a clever group. To my discredit, I many times use excessive language. However, this WORE MY F*ING EYES OUT with "that" word. Taken a few at a time, these could be hilarious. I shouldn't have read it so quickly, because all in a row, they seem kinda hateful to those disadvantaged by years or lack of funds. We can't ALL be young and well-to-do all our lives. Rather than make me feel some vented relief for the drivers that I would like to yell at . . . . reading all this yelling made me feel much more charitable. Hmmmm. . ... That might be a GOOD thing. Maybe you SHOULD read it right now and be a nicer human being !