Fire in the Hole
In Fire in the Hole, Dove’s sausage-loving neighbor has realized he’s wildly in love with her lurchingly awkward butt. Johnson is the pharmacist of her dreams until he tells her over Twit ...more
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This second poopy pants of a book is all about the aftermath of TSTL chick's new relationship with TSTL pharmacist. They did the deed, now they're maybe dating? Yeah, no one knows. In all his retardedness, pharmacist tweets he has to go to a wedding with his ex su ...more
“Reading this book will give you haemorrhoids.” ~EL James, #1 NTY Bestseller
“Please take this garbage and shove it up the hole before it catches fire. Possibly the worst book ever.” ~Joy Fulcher, Amazon Best Selling Author
“Good God. Not again.” ~Tijan NYT Bestseller (who allows payments for friendship)
“Last book came with maxi pads. What's next? An industrial-sized tub of Vagisil?” ~Tina Reber, NYT Bestseller
“I think I'd rather read a bowl of alphabet soup Elle Jeffer ...more
BOOK REVIEW: 5 CRAZY FUNNY FARTING STARS
This is how I see Duke in my mind.[/caption]
I was never more excited about a sequel than I was with Fire In The Hole . But why? Why would I want to torture myself (she said it herself, not me) with another crazy-weird book by the amazing Debra Anastasia? Because SHE IS THE QUEEN OF COMEDY BOOKS! Period! I love comedy, in TV shows and movies, and I never expected to read one book that could made me laugh so hard like...more
I read this book at a time I was in the mood for something silly (but not the least bit serious) and this one certainly fit th ...more
I don't know where debra anastasia comes up with the witty remarks but I may have to use them through everyday life now, I laughed all the way through this book that I was crying with laughter and don't know how many times I crossed my legs to stop wetting myself it was that good, poor dove I don't know how she gets into these situations I thought I was the only one with that much bad luck, it nice to read about someone who is as bad as me.
I'm gonna miss this series I was soooooo h ...more
I'm so happy to say none of these things happened.
The saga continues when the underbelly of these characters are exposed and we find that sometimes being a man means not holding anything back, letting go when he should, chivalry comes in all forms and learn the true meaning of love and empathy.
Which leads us to our loveable but crazy threesome - Dove, Duk ...more
Dove Glitch has finally hooked up with Johnson Fitzwell, the pharmacist and Duke is not too happy about it. Duke overhears them having sex and is appalled. Of course, Dove's happy moment doesn't last long with Beth, Johnson's ex lurking in the background.
This story is just too far out there to not be funny. I loved the time at the weddings....many laugh ...more
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I am like a twelve year old boy when it comes to dick humor. I find inappropriateness in most normal conversations. Fire in the Hole was hilarious. If you don't have a sense of humor or are offended easily, please do yourself a favor and don't read this. You'll be disgusted and quite offended. If you are like me and love a good dick joke or just in need of a good laugh. Please p ...more
Duke realizes that he is head over heels in love with Dove but she can’t see past her want for Johnson who has recently broken her heart to attend a wedding with his ex-girlfriend.
Duke sees this as a perfect opportunity to sweet in and save the day and hopefully capture Dove’s heart in the process. Ladies, be prepared for a hilarious ride. Will you ...more
If you can't stop and laugh, then you're missing out on the whole book. The characters are wild and insane. Yup. Just this much past normal. But really, who isn't? Who doesn't have ...more
We know from the last book that duke cares deeply for dove and dove is into Johnson. But she's under the impression. That Johnson is on a date with his evil ex. That's where this book picks up. Duke comes clean with dove of his feelings for her and dove has to make a d we vision. You will ...more
This is an experiment in flatulance and meat sticks! Your face will scrunch up while reading, which will cause wrinkles and you really will never be the same again.
It is positively horrible with the strangest cast of characters, though if you have read the first book, you are all too familiar with these people.
I say this is atrocious but it yet I gave it 5 STARS, why you ask? Because it is something that every reader should experience at least once! I am not sure anyone ...more
It's not your average run of the mill sequel.
The sharts and farts are now joined by more texts , sex and even more strange behavior.
Weddings ,beddings, nightmares, burning mascots, bridezillas, and more Duke look alike than you can shake a slim jim at.
Have plenty of sanitizer on hand , wet ones and possibly some depends or poise too. The gross and disgusting become endearing .If you are not faint of heart.
** Warning, always remember to read the packag ...more
I laughed just as hard as FDB. I will never look at plaster the same again!!!
I really loved how the background characters were given their own small stories within the story of Dove, Johnson & Duke. Loved 10 word Flower with her new cat TBiS and in the end she is ...more
Dove is crazy about Mr Perfect, Johnson. But she has the weirdest habits.... stills. And even after Mr Perfect screws her over, she is still head over heels.
Duke, the king of slim Jim dick, is in love with her. The weirdest, grossest (if that's even a word), human I've ever read. But, through all that, I feel in love. He does the craziest ...more
This author always writes good males into her books. I absolutely loved Duke and his farts and his penis antics.
If you want a book that you can never possibly guess the plotline to and you need to laugh out loud. This is the one for you! ...more
The perfect everything.
We were a greeting card you wanted to frame.
And then he showed up on our doorstep looking like the aftermath of a rock concert, claiming to be my adopted brother’s half-brother.
Sounds like trouble, right?
He looked like trouble.
Hell, his name defined trouble.
Ruffian had bad news and heartbreak written all over him.
But knowing he w ...more
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The teenager barely registered her request.
“Do it now. My friend here is about to crap his pants. Do you want to smell it?” Dove slapped her hands down on the counter, snapping the life into the girl. “Do you want to smell his shit?”