Honeymoon from Hell I
5 stars as always....
I wanted to highlight the whole novella, all of it, obviously i can't do that. It was amazing as always, i couldn't stop laughing and there was a point that i shed a tear. RL Mathewson manages to keep you turning the pages like a deranged woman.
Abso-freaking-lutely loved it!
"He sighed heavily. “Are you going to keep throwing the past in my face?” “Keep throwing the past in your face…” she repeated back, sounding a tad hysterical. “It happened an hour ago!”
“I’m in my safe place. I’m in my safe place,” the Justice of the Peace mumbled around soft sobs from where he sat, huddled in the corner, rocking himself gently back and forth as he kept his hands firmly locked over his ears and his eyes squeezed shut. “I’m in my safe place…”
“Sweetheart,” Jason said, adjusting his grip on her as the ride attendant shifted nervously even as he gestured for the rest of the line to move through the gate, “you’re half an inch too short for this ride.” “I was slouching!” “All ten times that you demanded a re-measure?”
“D-do you need anything, Mr. Bradford?” someone else asked. The response was instant, years of Bradford survival taking over in that moment of crisis. “Food, I need food.”
Honeymoon from Hell II
5 Obvious Stars...
I love Trevor and i love how he loves Zoe, there is no one else in the world for him but that woman. One thing that bothers me somewhat is how everybody else can't seem to understand them together. I always thought of her as one of those models who are full figured? They have a great body except they have hips and rear and front, so, why are they not suitable? Anyways, loved the wedding!!!
“I think it would be for the best if we never spoke again or made eye contact for that matter,” Trevor said, pointedly looking away from her and out the large floor to ceiling glass window of the small airport terminal. “
"He’d looked so miserable sitting there on the floor, hugging the toilet and begging her to close her eyes and block her ears so that he could “maintain what was left of his dignity as he died like a man.”
Honeymoon from Hell III
5 I want Rory's life Stars...
I loved it, for once, this one had the perfect honeymoon, 24/7 room service, waking up late, and doing naughty things 24/7 in new ways of course. Buuuut, the initiation to the Bradford/James' family was absolutely amazing. I loved Connor, and how he is even more crazy that his in-laws. Obviously i wanted more details, but i managed to deal with it...on to the next one!
“I felt dirty!” Johnny cried, wrapping his large arms around himself as he backed up against the wall and shuddered at whatever memory was running through his head at the moment. “Dirty. So, dirty,” he mumbled to himself, staring down at the floor as another shudder tore through him."
“You left us one bottle of water and a can of brown bread with absolutely no way to open it, you bastard! You starved us!” one of the men said, but she had no idea who since all of her attention was on the man that she loved and missed."
Honeymoon from Hell IV
5 Stars...because, what else?!
"Several hours, a twisted ankle, sprained wrist, countless number of bruises and abrasions and an incredibly sore back later…"
As always, very entertaining, very sweet, sexy, and still makes me want to be part of this family in any way i can. We get to see how it all started, The Curse, and how the future generations will have to endure their own nightmare, if they don't listen to their family's warnings...
Loved it, can't stop reading these books!
Honeymoon from Hell V
6 Stars...
I loved it, specially loved how Danny's father misbehave and obviously we get to see Jason and Trevor being annoying and not letting them have their honeymoon but Danny knows what will happen. Just loved it...
“That might be the best idea,” his father agreed with a cringe when Jodi managed to make a two hundred and fifty pound officer drop to the floor in a fetal position and sob quietly to himself."
I still love how Jodi reacts to pain killers, that should be awesome to watch.
Honeymoon from Hell VI
As usual, RLM manages to keep me laughing like a deranged woman and loving it. And i loved how they got together was added to the book. It gave a little something something to the story.
Now i am set to start Christmas from Hell...