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If These Boobs Could Talk: A Little Humor to Pump Up the Breastfeeding Mom
This amusing shower or new baby gift celebrates the ups and downs of breastfeeding and gives the rapidly growing number of breastfeeding moms something they can really use-a good laugh!
Of the approximately four million women who give birth each year, 70 percent will choose to breastfeed. This delightfully funny book helps those 2.8 million nursing moms laugh out loud, learn with unexpected tips and trivia, and de-stress during the most exciting new phase of their life.
In this humorous tribute to the lactating legacy of breastfeeding moms, Shannon Payette Seip and Adrienne Hedger deliver more than 50 games, trivia questions, quizzes, doodling activities, mock advice columns, and quirky top ten lists on the subject of breastfeeding. Full-color cartoon illustrations add to the fun.
Perfectly portioned for a quick read, the book
* Top 10 Things Your Boobs Would Say If They Could Talk
* Who Hasn't Seen Your Boobs?
* Alternate Uses for Nursing Pads
* How to Find Your Inner Hottie
Of the approximately four million women who give birth each year, 70 percent will choose to breastfeed. This delightfully funny book helps those 2.8 million nursing moms laugh out loud, learn with unexpected tips and trivia, and de-stress during the most exciting new phase of their life.
In this humorous tribute to the lactating legacy of breastfeeding moms, Shannon Payette Seip and Adrienne Hedger deliver more than 50 games, trivia questions, quizzes, doodling activities, mock advice columns, and quirky top ten lists on the subject of breastfeeding. Full-color cartoon illustrations add to the fun.
Perfectly portioned for a quick read, the book
* Top 10 Things Your Boobs Would Say If They Could Talk
* Who Hasn't Seen Your Boobs?
* Alternate Uses for Nursing Pads
* How to Find Your Inner Hottie
96 pages, Hardcover
First published March 1, 2008
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May 28, 2017
Hilarious and super funny !
January 7, 2020
Another Christmas gift from the past. I think I read this in 2017? It seems a little weird to read a book with "BOOBS" on the cover, but it was so funny. Adrienne Hedger has my heart.
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December 30, 2010Inspired Christmas gift from my sis-in-law. If you want to borrow it, let me know! Sample:
"Things Your Boobs Would Say if They Could Talk:
1. Since when are we open 24 hours?
2. Sir, this is a "babies only" zone.
3. Woo hoo! We're spraying across the room!
4. Wow, we look spectacular.
5. Wait, now we look like old socks.
6. Hmmm, do we hear a baby crying somew.... and there's milk."
"Things Your Boobs Would Say if They Could Talk:
1. Since when are we open 24 hours?
2. Sir, this is a "babies only" zone.
3. Woo hoo! We're spraying across the room!
4. Wow, we look spectacular.
5. Wait, now we look like old socks.
6. Hmmm, do we hear a baby crying somew.... and there's milk."
August 5, 2011
A friend found this at the library and it happened to be right after I had my daughter so she brought it over. It's hilarious! I actually was laughing out loud, almost to the point of tears in some parts (but maybe that's just because I read it while I was breastfeeding). :)
I read parts of it out loud to my husband and we were both giggling like kids.
I read parts of it out loud to my husband and we were both giggling like kids.
April 10, 2008
Don't advise reading this while breast feeding the baby otherwise you might shake the baby with your laughter!
February 11, 2015
The most comical thing about this book was the title.
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