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A word of caution gentle reader - these tales will take you places you've never been before and may never dare revisit. They'll whisper truths so twisted you can only face them in the darkest hours of the night. They'll unlock desires so decadent you'll never wash their taint from your flesh. All it takes is a single turn of the page and your taste in dark fiction will be ...more
Kindle Edition, 274 pages
Published September 30th 2014 by Crystal Lake Publishing
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Kit Power
Sep 30, 2014 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Let’s get this out of the way upfront: Yes, these are dark tales. In them, gruesome and grotesque things frequently happen to people. Some will make you question the limits of human endurance. Some will make you question what you had for lunch, or kill your appetite stone dead. My experience of extreme horror writing is fairly limited, but if there’s stuff that’s hugely more extreme than these tales, I’m certainly not in any hurry to read them.

However, there’s something which for me is far, far
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Cathy
Oct 11, 2014 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Be warned, don't read this while eating. I have a pretty strong stomach and still felt those gagging reflexes kicking in whilst reading the first story, Stuck on You.

This was a fantastic collection of Jasper Bark's works. Well written and all amazingly original stories. I would be hard pressed to pick a favourite, as they were all contenders in their own right; each being so different to the next. However, The Castigation Crunch sticks out in my mind as being so unlike anything I have ever read
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Shadow Girl
Apr 10, 2016 rated it it was amazing
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Cory Cline
Dec 23, 2014 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
This well-written short story collection of the works of Jasper Bark is solid in all manner. With a refreshing and unique voice, Jasper will chum the waters of your imagination with this impressive gathering of horrors and shocks that will leave you questioning your morals as much as his characters may inwardly question their reality.

Taking The Piss is brilliantly brutal, leaving the reader feeling like the need for a nice hot shower afterward. Nicely executed revenge tale that brings with it a
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Bruce Blanchard
Oct 11, 2014 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Jasper Bark is a voice you will never forget, though some might wish to because of the short stories in this collection. They cover sex, magic, other dimensions, Hell, and the Old West. His stories take you places and hold plots I have never run across in my wildest imagination. The warning needs to be said they are never meant for the faint-hearted or easily offended, 'cause they will just that. Challenge yourself on your own strength as a reader. I have this as an ebook - it's available that w ...more
David Dubrow
May 20, 2015 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
You never forget your firsts.

Not long ago I was sitting on the sofa, reading Jasper Bark’s Stuck on You and Other Prime Cuts.

My wife looked over at me and asked, “What’s wrong?”

“It’s…it’s just so horrible,” I mumbled without looking up. Apparently, my face had been making some pretty spectacular expressions on its own.

“Another bad book, huh.”

“No. This one…it’s great. Amazing. But it’s just so...horrible.”

That’s how I first encountered Jasper Bark’s talent. His breadth of imagination, knowledge
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Victoria
Mar 29, 2015 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Stuck On You: An awesome story and it just gets better with rereading. Poor Ricardo what a way to wake up, but think it was worse for Consuela.

I was totally gripped from the first paragraph, how could I not be with lines like this; Her body smelled rancid from the vomit with an underlying odour of burnt pork.

So, the basic premise of the story is philandering Ricardo goes on a shopping errand for his poor, but stupid wife. He ends up cheating with some skanky drugs mule, gets struck by lightning
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Tylor James
Jun 10, 2020 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
"Stuck On You & Other Prime Cuts" is an exhilarating collection of horror stories! The opening novella is both titilating and gruesome, with an ending that literally made my jaw drop. I honestly hadn't seen it coming. The closing novella, "Dead Scalp", may well be my favorite piece of the collection. It's a horror-western with a strangely frightening premise . . . One which I won't give away. You'll have to read the book!

The stories sandwiched between the novellas are solid. "End of the Line" br
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Horror Aficionados : Stuck On You and Other Prime Cuts by Jasper Bark 1 12 Oct 05, 2014 12:47AM  
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Jasper Bark finds writing author biographies and talking about himself in the third person faintly embarrassing. Telling you that he’s an award winning author of four cult novels including the highly acclaimed ‘Way of the Barefoot Zombie’, just sounds like boasting. Then he has to mention that he’s written 12 children’s books and hundreds of comics and graphic novels and he wants to just curl up. ...more

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