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Unreliable Memoirs

(Unreliable Memoirs #1)

3.89  ·  Rating details ·  2,634 ratings  ·  160 reviews

With an introduction by P. J. O'Rourke

'Do not read this book in public. You will risk severe internal injuries from trying to suppress your laughter.' Sunday Times

I was born in 1939. The other big event of that year was the outbreak of the Second World War, but for the moment that did not affect me.

In the first instalment of Clive James's memoirs we follow the

Kindle Edition, Picador Classic, 209 pages
Published December 15th 2014 by Picador (first published 1980)
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A slightly drawn out autobiography describing a boy growing into a man in Australia in the 50s. It’s mildly interesting and sporadically funny, but nowhere near as hilarious as the reviews imply. Perhaps I’m just too far removed (geographically and age wise) from the subject matter.
Lyn Elliott
I was one of those who suggested that our book club read this, in our elaborate democratic process of choosing books from the library group reading list, but once I started in I couldn’t stand it. Given encouragement from others who said they had laughed out loud reading it, I persisted, sort of, which means that I skipped and sampled enough to a) learn more than I needed to know about Clive’s childhood and adolescence and b) could contribute to the discussion.
I’ve summarised our discussion he
I don’t normally read the introduction to a book until after I have finished it as I like to make up my own mind about what I’m reading.
This time I started off with P.J. O’Rourke singing the praises of „Unreliable Memoirs“, which we‘re told is not only „every thinking persons’memoir“, „something new that no one has done before or will do again“ but „the best memoir in the world“ by „the best-read person he’s ever known“. (In order to find more things to praise, even the town name of Kogarah seem
I quite enjoyed this memoir from one of Australia's best loved writers, the irrepressible Clive James. Almost from the opening pages you can tell this book was written a long time ago, when the structures of books were different and chapters were long and involved multiple ideas. Even the look and feel of the book is different from today's publications - issued in 1980, the text is small and tightly packed onto the page, resulting in a book of 175 pages only. I actually found it quite hard to re ...more
Lauren Albert
James is on my short list of people I envy terribly. Brilliant, extravagantly well-read, and funny to boot. I've read his criticism but never his other nonfiction so I didn't know what to expect. Unreliable Memoirs is his affectionate book-length mockery of himself as a child and young man. From spider bites to go cart crashes, it's a wonder that his mother didn't have a nervous breakdown. "The only thing I liked about school was skipping around in circles until the music stopped, then lying dow ...more
Smiley (aka umberto)
Aug 24, 2018 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: memoirs
Guaranteed by a bold commendation under the title on the front cover: 'Do not read this book in public. You will risk severe internal injuries from trying to suppress your laughter . . . , this memoir looked interestingly challenging to me at first sight when I came across it in the DASA Book Café a few months ago. Till early last July I decided to buy one to read after reading his Wikipedia biography. (

I found reading this paperback amazingly funny and,
Robbie Clark
Jun 22, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I first read this when I was a young teenager and it's a book I've returned to time and time again.

The strength of the novel is Clive James's self deprecating humour, that has you cringing and laughing at the same time. He's fearless in recounting stories that anyone else would have happily oppressed and forgotten about.

I recommend this book to everyone I know and keep having to buy myself new copies because of the one's I give away.

Read it and enjoy.
John of Canada
Clive has a wonderful way with words.Interesting history,but too much of what I thought was a little too personal.He was kind of a nasty kid.
Deborah Ideiosepius
This charmingly written, addictively funny book is the first I have read by the well known CLive James. The first in his series of memoirs he claims that they are often fictionised and highly unreliable. I have my doubts that anyone could imagine many of the events described here, so I am going to credit it with greater truth than it claims for itself.

Covering James' early life, childhood, adolescence, university and national service it takes us up to the point at which James reaches England as
Andrew Cotterill
Jul 12, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
James can really write, and he is - of course - funny. He can be a bit hard on himself at times (probably with good reason) although difficult to know how much has been changed to protect people. Probably bad idea to read the whole book, which is a compendium of 3 books, all in one go; should've read other books between each.

Now I need to track down and read everything else he has written.
Feb 03, 2008 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
James' memoir about growing up in Australia is often riotously funny -- worth reading for those passages alone. But to my eye, he sidesteps some of the deeper material he could've explored, including his relationship with his widowed mother. That lack makes the book a series of humorous childish adventures, but something less than it could have been in the hands of a writer as brilliant as James.
Gerald Sinstadt
Clive James has always seemed a man unsure whether he was a serious academic or a wannabe comedian. These recollections of childhood through school and university in mid-Century Australia reveal the dilemma in embryo.

From his early learning years James offers an account of himself as naturally gifted but inherently unenthusiastic. The selfishness of his relationship with his mother is viewed with ambivalent eyes - he did what he wanted, progressed with her support but seems to think he should h
Jun 05, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This book could have been subtitled "The Story of an Australian Penis" because a solid three-quarters of the book is focused rather narrowly on James' pre-pubescent and adolescent sex life. I was rather annoyed by this and also by James' alternately self-pitying and self-chastising tone. I also hated his rather inelegant way of ending nearly every paragraph with some high-minded literary allusion or another. However, despite these shortcomings I plowed through the book quickly and enthusiastical ...more
Rob Walter
Jun 18, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
To me, this book is an absolute classic. There were parts where I was unable to read any further because of the tears of laughter in my eyes, but that probably prevented the more serious damage that could have resulted from reading on and laughing even more. However a great book needs more than humour, it needs to mean something, and this book addresses profound themes concerning family, love, confidence, life choices, regret and self-acceptance. I have read this book before, but I was astonishe ...more
Aug 31, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Reading this reminded me of how much I enjoyed the television reviews written by Clive James in The Observer newspaper many years ago. I love his sense of humour, and it really doesn't matter whether the events described are fact or fiction.
Suzy Maher
Sep 23, 2017 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Possibly my favorite book of all time. Beautifully written, I heard Clive James' voice throughout the entire book.
Terry Clague
Sep 26, 2016 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
A carefully written memoir that entertains in its depiction of the authors childhood in post-war Sydney. The author understands the pitfalls of the memoir - "most first novels are disguised autobiographies. This autobiography is a disguised novel," and all the better for his artistic exaggerations, usually at his own expense -

From the ridiculous:

"The whole secret of kacking your pants, incidentally, is to produce a rock-solid blob which will slide down your leg in one piece and can be rolled aw
Jun 16, 2015 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Many years ago I remember being given this book for my birthday with the comment "thought you might like this, he's the sort of droll smart-arse commentator that should appeal to you". The presenter of this present knew me well, although I think that they did a massive disservice to Clive James.

The first of a series of books he's subsequently written as memoir there is nobody in these books that James picks on more than himself. He has a wonderful, dry way of commenting on the obvious, of drawin
Robert Spencer
Sep 16, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
As a memoir, I think this really hits the spot: it's entertaining, rich in detail and (don't believe some of the other reviews, although I guess humour is a subjective thing) extremely funny. Clive James has been criticised for not providing a deep enough insight into himself, but what do you want? This is a memoir, not a piece of self psychoanalysis, so any view you form of the writer should be based on the events described and his own perception of his motivations. You need to come up with you ...more
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While I've always enjoyed Mr. James's books (I appreciate his delicious brand of humour - which is the main reason for reading this one) & despite the admonishment of a critic from the Observer (printed on the back of the book) who warns the potential reader: " had better not read the book on the train, unless you are unselfconscious about shrieking and snorting in public..." I found myself neither shrieking nor snorting uncontrollably - in public or otherwise; Mr. James does, however, ...more
Feb 17, 2016 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: auto-biography
I do not usually read autobiography, but I fancied something light and humorous. This is certainly light and humorous.
I enjoyed it, and could hear James' Australian drawl throughout, but I did not enjoy it as much as The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid by Bill Bryson, which does a similar thing for that author's American childhood, but with better historical detail slipped in and more reflection on the passage of time.
I was reading a Folio Society edition which was, as ever, beautiful to h
Lyn Ryan
Apr 23, 2015 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I read Clive James's Unreliable Memoirs when I was a young traveller in the UK (and then immediately reading the sequel Falling Towards England). I remember laughing out loud when reading it, possibly the first book that had ever prompted me to do so. Recently I re-read it, prompting only the occasional guffaw. It's still great fun. I'll never forget his metaphor - sailing through Sydney heads (towards England) was like being born again.
Jun 08, 2009 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
If the anecdotes/mentions of the narrator's penis had been reduced by 70%, this book would have gotten another star.

Aside from the infatuation with penile escapades, this book suffered from being a memoir which read like a collection of paragraphs the author read out loud at open mic night.

The best part was trying to figure out all the bizarre Australian slang.
Rob Adey
Dec 21, 2012 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Wonderful, funny book. A lot more like the Bash Street Kids than I expected. If like me you grew up seeing a lot of Clive James on TV, it's impossible not to imagine this in his voice (a good thing). It's a bonus if you imagine a middle-aged Clive James dressed in shorts, riding go-karts, getting caned by teachers etc. too.
Vincent Odhiambo
Jan 09, 2013 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: own
A quite funny coming of age book, thoroughly enjoyed Clive harking back to a past so rich. The tone of nostalgia, especially given the fact that Clive had spent the better part of his adult life away from Australia, certainly adds an original air and one can't help but love it.
May 28, 2010 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Vivid, chatty and amusing, but I didn't find it nearly as laugh-out-loud funny as other reviews would have you believe.
Adam Johnson
Aug 23, 2011 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
will make you laugh out loud on the train, very funny, very much worth a read.
Humorous style but self-deprecating to the point where I couldn't stand reading about such a vain, shallow youth.
A re-reading of this; I must have read it first in 1980, when it first came out. It was hugely popular at the public library where I was working at the time, and I can remember laughing like a drain on my initial reading. Yes, re-reading of it had the same effect, probably not quite as marked as on the thirty-something I was then, but I still remembered the Flash of Lightening, and the Dunny Man episode. This time, I was prompted by reading James’ poetry collection ‘Sentenced to Life’, and I sus ...more
Clive James gave a very frank, funny and revealing insight into growing up in Australia. So much of what he writes about happens to most youngsters but it is rarely mentioned so much so that one would think that you were alone in experiencing a lot of the things mentioned in his book. I think that is why the book is so funny as atlast lots of us can now feel a bit more normal. Some of his behaviour would now be considered anti social and perhaps should be taken in to account when dealing with th ...more
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