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Git - R - Done
Git-R-Done is chock-full of fart jokes and straight talk about America. I sat down one day and said to myself, “Larry, you’ve done it all. You’ve got three gold records, a successful DVD, a hit TV show, a picture of Shania Twain givin’ ya the finger, and most important, the high score on Frogger. What more could you possibly do?” Then I started thinking about writing a book. I wanted mostly to write Git-R-Done for all those good Americans who just wanna laugh like I do.
Come on inside and hear me make fun of Janet Reno, Rosie O’Donnell, and my fat sister, who caused a twelve-tray pileup in front of the caramel nut rolls at the country buffet. I’m gonna tell you why Dick Trickle is my hero, why we need to get back to good ol’ common sense, and why I prefer a picture of the Last Supper with NASCAR drivers as the disciples over just about anything.
Lord, I apologize!
The book will go down in history as one of America’s most important events since the breakup of Aldo Nova. Even my mom liked the book—here’s what she “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” Git-R-Done is just plain funny, I don’t care who ya are!
Also available as an eBook.
Come on inside and hear me make fun of Janet Reno, Rosie O’Donnell, and my fat sister, who caused a twelve-tray pileup in front of the caramel nut rolls at the country buffet. I’m gonna tell you why Dick Trickle is my hero, why we need to get back to good ol’ common sense, and why I prefer a picture of the Last Supper with NASCAR drivers as the disciples over just about anything.
Lord, I apologize!
The book will go down in history as one of America’s most important events since the breakup of Aldo Nova. Even my mom liked the book—here’s what she “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” Git-R-Done is just plain funny, I don’t care who ya are!
Also available as an eBook.
288 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 2005
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February 12, 2018
Really funny book... I think that people need to read this I really recommend this book to people. Just an outstanding book it was. The text, The humor, and the way he described things. I gave it 5 stars because I like Larry the cable guy overall, and I also like that he described things it was one of the best books I've read this year. If he made any other book I would read any book he wrote.
April 26, 2019
This book is very funny. I could not stop laughing when he made a sly remark or flat out said some very bad things that I can't list in this review. If you are a faint-hearted or sensitive person this book could very easily offend you. It is not afraid to offend you at all. The first page is full of info that would take me two pages to fill it out. It is very well written and is one of the better books I have read. If you have any extra time on your time, this would be one of my top picks to read.
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October 9, 2019this book talk about how his life was like what git r done means and how he was a high schooler and he was realy funny is swears a lot though thats how I likes books its when they swear. i give it a five star rating.
September 2, 2007
So I'm a southern girl born and bred and I absolutely LOVE Larry the Cable Guy. So when I heard he had a book out I just HAD to get it no matter how ridiculous it was!!
I knew from the get go it was probably going to be a waste of good brain cells but my curiousity got the best of me.
I have to say (as always) he didn't let me down in the humor department. Of course, it's not exactly the cleanest and most proper but still funny, nonetheless.
If you've got an open-mind and love stupid humor, pick it up!
I knew from the get go it was probably going to be a waste of good brain cells but my curiousity got the best of me.
I have to say (as always) he didn't let me down in the humor department. Of course, it's not exactly the cleanest and most proper but still funny, nonetheless.
If you've got an open-mind and love stupid humor, pick it up!
October 13, 2008
One that I bought so Logan would read it and I read it. Just OK!
May 28, 2020
This was one of my favorite books I've read all year. Git-R-Done was my pick for an Autobiography/Biography, and it was a great pick. This book made it feel like you could see past what people thought of Larry the Cable Guy. This book was really interesting, as you could see how Larry felt (Sort of), and it was extremely funny. This book was both interesting and hilarious, and I would love to reread it someday.
August 14, 2020
Took me longer than I had hoped for this one and it was a struggle to keep going. It had its moments but I would much rather just listen to him tell his jokes and stories...not one of my favs unfortunately 😏
January 1, 2024
The first few chapters were good, learning about how Larry the Cable Guy came about and his phrase Git-r-done but the rest of the book was so hard to stay engaged with. Basically scrambled thoughts written down, one having nothing to do with the other. Would not recommend this book. Waste of time
March 20, 2020
If you like Larry the Cable Guy, you will like this book. If you have no sense of humor, don't bother picking it up. I think he's funny as heck!
December 4, 2020
At times, I got a really good laugh. The dude is crazy.
January 6, 2021
Larry uses his brand of humor throughout this book along with a brief history of the character, starting humbly in radio. Just an okay read.
April 25, 2022
I like Southern humor but not bathroom humor. So ........
September 12, 2021
This was such a funny book. But it's more for older teens and adults. Due to some of the subject matter. Also if your Liberal then skip the chapter on politics, because he is very concretive. Otherwise the book is really funny and entertaining. If you have ever watched his comedy specials then magnify it by about 100%.
July 27, 2021
I believe this was the book that finally ended my teenaged Larry the Cable Guy phase, so at least I have that to thank it for.
May 24, 2012
If you like Larry the Cable Guy, You'll like the book
Larry the Cable Guy is a pretty known quantity. He's a redneck stereotype, who specializes in fart and poop jokes and comes off looking like a rube. That is his shtick and he does it well.
Surprise! If you like Larry the Cable Guy, and millions do, you'll like the book. It mixes some of his comedy shtick with some new material and meanders around known territory.
If you don't like Larry the Cable Guy and you read this book, then ..... surprise .... you won't like the book either. Save yourself some time and then save us the trouble of having to read your whiney review and then mark it as unhelpful.
If you haven't seen Larry's stand-alone routine (not the sanitized short version on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour) then you may find this to be a little "blue" and shocking. Maybe you should listen to his full version before you decide if you will like the book is the only warning I would give.
I actually knew Larry, back in his High School days in South Florida. I found this book hilarious because I was able to read between some of the lines and know the real story.
The truth is Larry is what he says he is. A farm kid from Nebraska who moved south, easily picked up on the red-neck accent and lifestyle. In high school he was a little fat-kid in the band but had a great sense of humor.
Amazing what can happen in life. He's now the hottest thing since sliced bread and in movies, books, shows, he's every-where!
So the bottom line for me is, more power to him. He found a niche. He's filling it and he's successful. God bless him, and God Bless America!
If you like red-necky, dumb-guy type humor buy it. I'm generally a pretty sophisticated guy who reads across the board (see my other reviews for evidence of that.) I liked it as a change of pace. It was what I expected.
If you don't like that kind of humor, don't buy it!
Complaining about it is like buying an apple pie and then suing the baker because you're allergic to fruit! Larry has a more succinct way of saying it.
Exactly what his fans like. If you're a fan buy it and enjoy!
Larry the Cable Guy is a pretty known quantity. He's a redneck stereotype, who specializes in fart and poop jokes and comes off looking like a rube. That is his shtick and he does it well.
Surprise! If you like Larry the Cable Guy, and millions do, you'll like the book. It mixes some of his comedy shtick with some new material and meanders around known territory.
If you don't like Larry the Cable Guy and you read this book, then ..... surprise .... you won't like the book either. Save yourself some time and then save us the trouble of having to read your whiney review and then mark it as unhelpful.
If you haven't seen Larry's stand-alone routine (not the sanitized short version on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour) then you may find this to be a little "blue" and shocking. Maybe you should listen to his full version before you decide if you will like the book is the only warning I would give.
I actually knew Larry, back in his High School days in South Florida. I found this book hilarious because I was able to read between some of the lines and know the real story.
The truth is Larry is what he says he is. A farm kid from Nebraska who moved south, easily picked up on the red-neck accent and lifestyle. In high school he was a little fat-kid in the band but had a great sense of humor.
Amazing what can happen in life. He's now the hottest thing since sliced bread and in movies, books, shows, he's every-where!
So the bottom line for me is, more power to him. He found a niche. He's filling it and he's successful. God bless him, and God Bless America!
If you like red-necky, dumb-guy type humor buy it. I'm generally a pretty sophisticated guy who reads across the board (see my other reviews for evidence of that.) I liked it as a change of pace. It was what I expected.
If you don't like that kind of humor, don't buy it!
Complaining about it is like buying an apple pie and then suing the baker because you're allergic to fruit! Larry has a more succinct way of saying it.
Exactly what his fans like. If you're a fan buy it and enjoy!
September 7, 2015
Believe it or not I have been using this book for bathroom reading.. I'm sure Larry would appreciate that.
There is some biographical info in here, but mostly it's just a collection of Larry's humor. As it's broken down into half page paragraphs it's the ideal sort of book to read when you only have a minute or two.
The bio info was interesting. For example, Larry is the only one of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour who isn't from the south and doesn't have a natural southern accent. But, he is the only one who was brought up on a pig farm and is the real deal in terms of being a country boy.
Sadly, like many other books similar books, 90% of this type of humor is in the delivery. Sure there are some funny parts but many of the jokes come across as a bit lame without the comedic presentation. The same jokes told by Larry onstage would be hilarious. It's all a matter of perspective.
There is some biographical info in here, but mostly it's just a collection of Larry's humor. As it's broken down into half page paragraphs it's the ideal sort of book to read when you only have a minute or two.
The bio info was interesting. For example, Larry is the only one of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour who isn't from the south and doesn't have a natural southern accent. But, he is the only one who was brought up on a pig farm and is the real deal in terms of being a country boy.
Sadly, like many other books similar books, 90% of this type of humor is in the delivery. Sure there are some funny parts but many of the jokes come across as a bit lame without the comedic presentation. The same jokes told by Larry onstage would be hilarious. It's all a matter of perspective.
July 31, 2015
Nomrally I like this guy a lot but im not sure what is going here. He complanes about the folks in other countries but dont have any solutions. All he does is complane about a bunch of stupid s*** like that without adding anything else. I mostly like when he makes fun of the wives and stuff. He sometimes reminds me of al bundy except he is hick. Not a real hick but a hollywood hick. Some of the stuff in here was funny but most it is just dumb.
September 6, 2011
I enjoy Larry's standup and really enjoyed his work on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour movies. Saying that, I didn't enjoy his ramblings in this book nearly as much. Too much bad ranting about politics and not enough humoer.
November 6, 2012
It was really interesting to learn how Larry the Cable Guy came to be. Once those chapters were done, the book wasn't really that great. I mean, I didn't expect to LOVE the book, but I didn't...I don't even know what I expected. Somehow, the jokes Larry tells aren't as funny written in a book.
August 26, 2016
Just OK. I like Larry the Cable Guy. Sure, he isn't very PC (as he is sure to mention many times in the book), but he makes me laugh. Even so, it turns out that his stand up delivery is much better than on paper. All-in-all, OK.
January 4, 2008
See my note on the book in my blog:
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January 17, 2008
This book was funny. I did not learn one thing about this book.
January 20, 2008
This guy is downright hilarous. Git-R-Done.
June 11, 2008
Stupid book. Not funny. Although when I pick up a book I have to give it a chance so Im still reading it.
September 2, 2008
Hilarious. Couldn't put it down.
December 1, 2008
I don't care who ya are, Larry the Cable Guy is funny.
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December 4, 2008funny!!
April 7, 2009
This is the most embarrassing book I've ever read. So terrible.
April 8, 2009
I'm not sure why I read this - I'm not usually drunk when I go to the library.
March 10, 2010
Am going through my keepers and decided to give this one to the library. I read in 2005 sometime. It was Ok. What you would expect from Larry the Cabelguy
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