Help!!! Ayoko Na Sa Syota Ko!

by Ramon Bautista

Kung nahihirapan ka kasi hiniwalayan ka, nahihirapan din 'yung nakipag-break sa'yo. Kahit gaano ka-animal ang tingin mo sa kanya sa pananakit sa'yo, may feelings din siya. Tao siya na bagamat may ginawang ka-hayupan, makakahanap ka ng peace.

Ang librong ito ay para sa mga dadaan sa break up: ikaw man 'yung hihiwalayan o ikaw 'yung makikipaghiwalay. Pag-uusapan natin ang ilang bagay para mas mapadali ang pagdadaanan niyo.

Genres: Nonfiction, Humor

175 pages, Mass Market Paperback

Published January 1, 2014

About the author

"Ang pinagpalang misyon ko sa mundong ito ay magpasabog ng kaligayahan sa pamamagitan ng pag-ibig at gandang lalake." -Ramon Bautista

Ramon Bautista is a self-proclaimed internet action star and next boyfriend material. He took up Film and Audio-Visual Communication in the University of the Philippines as his undergraduate course and pursued graduate studies in the same field. He is a university teacher, radio DJ, TV show host, film producer and commercial model.

From Ramon Bautista's "About the Author Page" in his first book

Reviews

[H · Rating 4 out of 5]

Kept me laughing in most pages, and pensive in some. Some might put down the book because of their lack of merit, but I don't think it's the type of book that aims to make you think long and hard for its content, but one that aims to quickly knock some common sense in you. Or for you to simply pass the time with.

[Maria Ella · Rating 3 out of 5]

What kept me reading through the pages are the trolling photos of the author - so JEJEMON hahaha - and the doodles after every punchline: the Hi Hi Hi, those <3 <3 <3, and the hipon icons. Hipon icons are the brutal answers of the author from nonsense questions of the fans.

SADYANG MABENTA ANG MAPAPAKLANG KABASAGAN NG PAG-IBIG~

[Haze · Rating 3 out of 5]

RB is funny and his jokes are not boomer type.
Appreciate this guy and hus sense of humor!
Amazing team for this book :)

Took m, what? 9 years? welp xD

[ABYbliophile · Rating 5 out of 5]

"Importanteng mahanap natin ang sarili natin. Pag nahanap na natin ang sarili natin, malalaman na rin natin kung saan tayo sasaya. At syempre pag masaya ka na, pwede ka na ring magbahagi sa ibang tao ng saya mo. Happiness is only real when shared, ika nga."

Wise words from Sir RB. Hahaha nakakatawa halos lahat mga sinasabi nya sa book pero may sense. Wala eh, aside from being cool, pogi talaga siya. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I REALLY had fun reading this book.

[Marcella Gabrielle · Rating 3 out of 5]

I was able to read this in an hour. It's entertaining, if you're looking for something that would help you pass the time. I was kind of expecting more essays or stories, more meat. What I got was a compilation of questions from Formspring or Ask.whatever.I wanted more. Breaking up with someone is not an easy feat, but what this book did was confused me more than it helped. Sure, for 175Php, this book would give you your money's worth, but dang, I expected more, seriously.

[Chenley Cabaluna · Rating 3 out of 5]

Book #51 of 2014

Parang Bakit 'Di Ka Crush ng Crush Mo yung format. Witty yung mga advice pero kengkoy yung pagkaka-deliver para siguro light lang ang dating. Pero andun pa rin yung sense at reality-based pa rin. Hindi ko lang alam if sa formspring pa rin ba galing yung mga tanong. Di ko nabasa sa book hehe. Mabilis lang 'to basahin. Kaya less than an hour lol.

[J.p. Laluz · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ang masasabi ko lang e hindi lahat ng contents per chapter e tugma sa intro ng chapter na yun. Siguro hindi lang halata dahil nalagyan ng deep meaning yung mga topics sa loob. Anyway, maganda siya at nakakatawa yung contents. Akala ko nung una medyo offensive pero hindi pala.. Light nga siya sobra. It's a good read! :)

[Maui Rochell · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sobrang inaabangan ko talaga etong libro na 'to at mabuti nalang may mabait akong kaklase na hinayaan akong hiramin ang libro niya. Hanga talaga ako sa pagiging bihasa at prangka ni Monra sa mga sagot niya tungkol sa pag-ibig at siyempre may parte talagang tagos sa puso. Mas gusto ko 'to kaysa sa naunang libro niya. Hindi sayang sa oras na basahin 'to, swear.

[Samtopborbon · Rating 5 out of 5]

Very Inspiring!
Idol ko talaga si Sir Ramon. yung mga banat nya di lang nakakatuwa, nakakasapul din ng audience.
I recommended this book to all my friends with a wasak na puso. hahaha..
pero di lang sa wasak ubra to.. very good with payo.
More books pa Sir RB.

[Simplymegy · Rating 5 out of 5]

One word: HAHAHAHA
Never expected that reading this would be so much fun! Yes, this is what it's all about. The breakup/life/relationship tips were hilarious but really made sense. The perfect nothing-to-do-i'll-pick-up-something book!

[bookishpoetess · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book made me laugh so hard. It made me nod too while reading, because you know, he's right. He made every point he was trying to say and I guess everyone will laugh and learn with this book.

Well done Sir RB! :)

[Kristin · Rating 5 out of 5]

Kung medyo malabo na ang lahat at kelangan mo ng konting push para iend na yang bagay na nagsa-suck in sa positivity mo, basahin mo 'to :) There is always more to life than love.

[Victor Pocsidio · Rating 5 out of 5]

Read it

[Ayla · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ang masasabi ko lang, lahat ng salita na makikita mo mula front hanggang back cover, nabasa ko. Sulit na sulit ang oras kay Ramon.

[Jay-r Trinidad · Rating 2 out of 5]

ang hirap maka-relate lalo na kung may asawa't anak ka na.

[Kristina · Rating 4 out of 5]

Wag ma-stuck.
Basa lang mga kapatid.

[Korina Cueva · Rating 4 out of 5]

HAHAHA.

[twstrfries · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5/5

[Cj Gacusan · Rating 4 out of 5]

GOOD AS FOR NOW

[CM · Rating 5 out of 5]

read this! super nakakatawa. Ramon Bautista is a great love guru. :)

[Edge Ruiz · Rating 4 out of 5]

Mas Maganda ito sa Bakit hindi ka crush ng crush mo?. more epic and makatotohanan. it has a good humor,nandoon pa rin yung reality na love is bitter as bile kung paminsan-minsan :->

[Theo Samala]

Check

[Jayson Adoc · Rating 5 out of 5]

good

[Rish · Rating 4 out of 5]

I think I'll read any book by Ramon Bautista. I just find him very hilarious.

[Zachpadecio]

nice book