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Vampires Suck

3.64  ·  Rating Details ·  11 Ratings  ·  5 Reviews
Each story has a different take on the legend of the Vampire. Some hide from the darkness and others can walk in the daylight. Some are cold, calculated killers and others are full of teenaged angst. Some are held at bay by garlic but others love Italian food.
Here is a collection of stories designed to poke fun at the whole vampire genre. We have funny stories about the tr
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Paperback, 300 pages
Published October 31st 2014 by Strange Musings Press (first published February 15th 2014)
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Azee {UnderCover Critique}
I don't usually read books about vampire. Often, I was trying to avoid the romances that are usually associated with such genre. However, this book is a collection of short stories so there weren't any complex romances to be worried about. Thus, I decided to give this book a chance. Besides, this is a comedy reenactment of vampires so I was ready to dive into it after remembering the humorous movie with the same name. I was seeking for humor and laughter and that was exactly what I got. I was no ...more
Valeree
Feb 15, 2015 Valeree rated it it was amazing
A great, fun read. A set of short stories you can read all at once or spread out. Guaranteed to make you laugh. My favorite is "It Happens to Every Vamp," by Kerrie Strong. Hilarious and well-written.
Lisa
Jan 09, 2015 Lisa rated it it was ok
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I received this book as a Goodreads giveaway.

Like many collections of short stories, this was hit and miss. While many stories tried to be funny, the majority of them seemed to be a couple of pages leading up to a end joke about sparkling vampires. I understand Twilight is easy to make fun of, but it seemed like a lot of the same joke. As well, many of the least interesting stories needed much more editing. In a couple, it didn't even read like the author understood basic English. In a number of
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Ray Krebs
Jan 11, 2015 Ray Krebs rated it liked it
A mix of funny stories about vampires. Normally I avoid vampire literature. Just buying the book make me one of those sad people who enjoy the cloying melodrama of the pathos and glitter of the vampire. These writers seem to share my opinion and have waxed lyrical in their disdain for the children of the night. Only a three. The book needed a lot more editing before it went out into the world. The quality of the stories is very uneven: from the very good, to the great ideas, to the shouldn't hav ...more
Helen Rena
Jan 02, 2015 Helen Rena rated it really liked it
This is a collection of short stories that pokes light-hearted fun at the recent vampire craze. One story, for instance, is about a vampire hiding from a woman who wants him to turn her into a vampire. With sadness, the vampire thinks that those vampire wannabes now look more like vampires than the real ones: “They were so vampire they were vampyre.” I liked the stories; there were a lot of good jokes and interesting turns of the plot in them. Unfortunately, some stories felt confusing, and ther ...more
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