Tropes: forced proximity, hurt/comfort, captive/captor
Feels: 3/5
Steam*: 3.5/5
Kinks: sex in risky places, toys
Angst: medium
HEA: HEA
Pairing: MM
Triggers/potential icks/content warnings/representation: physical and mental abuse of children, past death of parents due to drug use, foster care, unsafe sex, kidnapping by MMC and others, torture of MMC and side characters, murder, break up of MMCs, past drug abuse by MMC
Cheating between MCs: No
Any cheating: No
Other person drama: once they meet, neither are interested in anyone else. There are some references to past hookups and boyfriends but they are minor. It was kind of dumb though how Cade told Ansel that he had his tub made huge so he could have threesomes in it while he was in said tub with Ansel. Way to say "I made this fuck spot with others in mind and f***** other people here in this exact spot" and kill a mood.
4.25 stars
Ansel is 25. He is a poor hacker, a hacktivist who took a job that was sketchy and found out s*** about scary people that he shouldn't have. Big blackmail him into kidnapping someone. And due to a name mix up, he targets the wrong guy. The guy he targets (Cade, well into his mid thirties) is into him though, and even though he's a scarier guy than even the people blackmailing Ansel, Cade let's himself be kidnapped. He ends up willingly staying in captivity even though Ansel is an extremely incompetent kidnapper and the escape opportunities were bountiful. He gives him tips. He frees his arms from bindings just so he can snuggle in bed with Ansel.
Cade is a Buckingham and he is filthy rich and powerful, part of the Firm. He's bloodthirsty and unhinged, was raised by an abusive and manipulative father to survive anything. When his brothers find him and the bad guys realize Ansel kidnapped the wrong person, Cade takes Ansel with him, claims him as his boyfriend, and starts introducing him to his world. They are both extremely smitten with each other. But then the bad guys rear their ugly heads and force Ansel to make some tough choices, and s*** goes down.
I enjoyed this book. It was unhinged hilarity at times. I loved how inept of a kidnapper Ansel was. I liked the interactions with the brothers, Ansel fits in well with them. Neo and Wylder are a promising couple for the next book (though I'm a bit icked by them both dating/fucking others for months as they are at the same time developing feelings for each other and flirting). It also hit me in the emotions and had me crying for a while when Ansel broke up with Cade and was in danger. I'm enjoying this pairing of the authors, because you get the humour and immersive stream of consciousness of the characters from Cora and the emotional depth/angst from Lark. I'm looking forward to the rest of this series.
I did find the love on Cade's side to be a little superficial. It seemed like he was intrigued and attracted, rather than really loving Ansel for who he was. Ansel very clearly just had attraction for Cade at first, and then he started to love Cade for how he cared for him and accepted him so unconditionally.
Some notable moments:
"Unsurprisingly, it’s Harley who addresses it. “Um, Cade? Do you have a head injury too?” My gaze snaps up. “What?” Harley gestures at Ansel with a bemused smile. “Well, you’ve been kidnapped. You managed to leave both your phone and your watch behind so we couldn’t track you. You’re being held captive by a twink who weighs less than what you’re able to bench press, and you’re being held in possibly one of the worst setups we’ve seen. Seriously, there’s one lock on the outer door, and it wasn’t even being used.”"
"Ansel takes the slice of tarte and shoves it right into her face. I hear it connect. Sploosh. There’s a moment of stunned silence. From the corner of my eye, I can see the delight on Harley’s face, and the moon eyes Dalton is making at my boyfriend. He can fuck off. There’s only one person who will be marrying Ansel, and it’s going to be me."
"Wylder sighs, but I see the way his nostrils flare in annoyance. “Come on, brat. I have things I need to discuss with you. First being why the fuck you changed the background on my computer to a cat flipping me off.” Neo giggles like a maniac. “Genius, I know. You won’t ever be able to get that off, either. I made it stick.”"
*FYI about steam: I rate steam based on a combination of quality & quantity. I note kink separate from steam because I don't want to underrate steamy reads that don't have much kink.
**Note about spoilers: I like to comment on the plot of a book in reviews, so I almost always mark my reviews as containing spoilers. But I try to avoid spoiling the big dramatic moments! As a reader, I personally like to know what I'm getting into before I read a book so I know more about the content and if it's to my taste/mood, so I try to give that information in my reviews for myself when I'm considering rereading and also for other readers.