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Dogtology: Live. Bark. Believe.

Jeff Lazarus

3.80 · Rating details · 133 ratings · 61 reviews

Dog· tol· o· gy
noun
1. The belief in Dog.
2. The system of rituals, practices, and behaviors engaged in by Dogtologists.

Chew on this. As humans, we have a deep need to believe . . . a need to relate to something greater and more ideal than ourselves. Perhaps that’s why so many millions believe in Dog. Man’s devotion to Dog has come to rival the great -isms and -ologies of ...more

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May 27, 2015 Reading Reindeer 2021 On Proxima Centauri rated it it was amazing

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REVIEW: DOGTOLOGY: LIV E. BARK. BELIEVE. by J. Lazarus

Thank you, J. Lazarus, from the bottom of my heart, from me and on behalf of all the wonderful canines who have ever, do now, and will ever captivate and companion my soul! I want to give DOGTOLOGY 125 stars! Thank you for identifying and naming ny belief system, for making me laugh aloud while simultaneously my heart ignited and warmed. Not just a Best of 2015, DOGTOLOGY: LIVE. BARK. BELIEVE. is a BEST EVER.

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Nov 13, 2017 Story rated it liked it

Shelves: funny-books, human-animal-relationships, animals, dogs

I received a copy of this book from NetGalley.

First, some definitions
DOGTOLOGIST: A practitioner of Dogtology

DOGTOLOGY: (1) The belief in Dog, (2) The system of rituals, practices, and behaviors engaged in by Dogtologists.

I may not qualify to be a 100% pureblooded dogtologist as I'm not currently sharing my home with a dog, but I enjoyed this cute, light-hearted look at humans' relationships with our canine best friends. The sections on how to understand the world from a dog's point of view were ...more

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Mar 26, 2017 Sonia Crites rated it liked it

If your obsessed with your dog and have a sense of humor this book is for you. It was quite the fun read. Now back to dotting on my pups.

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Jan 20, 2018 Chanel rated it liked it

I received this as an ARC on NetGalley.

Cute take on how obsessive many people are about their dogs (my self included). Dog owners/lovers will get a good chuckle at most of what is included. Plus it has some righteous dog pics sprinkled throughout.

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Aug 26, 2015 Christine rated it really liked it

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* I received this ebook at no charge via Netgalley in exchange for an honest review *

Thanks to Mr. Lazarus I can now proudly stand up
(Okay, sit down because I’m at the computer)

and proclaim loudly
(Okay, type in all caps)

I AM A DOGTOLOGIST
(Okay, non-practicing)

I must admit that I am also a little conflicted because my current living arrangements would more clearly indicate that I am a believer in “Catakism”. Despite the fact that this dual belief system was “once a boiling pot, it has now been tu ...more

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Mar 02, 2015 Martina rated it really liked it

Disclaimer: I received a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

The author boldly declares his belief in Dogtology and shares his insane love for all dogkind with us in this humorous work, with the clear intention to tickle our funny bone. The result is a clever and amusing analysis of the relationship between man and his best friend. This entertaining book offers a comprehensive examination of this special bond and explains how and why dog has achieved such an important status ...more

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Jan 29, 2019 Aoife rated it liked it · review of another edition

I received a free e-copy of this book from the publishers/author via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

Dogtology is a humorous look into the curious lives of dog lovers, and how everything for them will always revolve around their dog and how interesting human behavior can change once someone admits they are a dogtologist.

I really liked this at the start, the first half was funny and kept my interest. I defintiely had some laugh out loud moments and as a very proud and open dogtologist ...more

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Apr 14, 2015 Connie Anderson rated it really liked it

Shelves: compelling, emotional, netgalley-book, animals, knowledge, informative, funny, entertaining, feel-good, great-writing-style

I found this book to be so much more than I expected, just another book about dogs. I couldn't even begin to believe how long it was, however. Mr. Lazarus is brilliant! First of all, his analogies will make you laugh until your cheeks and sides hurt from laughing so much. I don't know how he thinks these things up but they are amazing!

Second, he REALLY. knows dogs and their "pet parents". I was blown away from the wisdom that he possesses to be able to include ALL dog lovers, and not just certai I found this book to be so much more than I expected, just another book about dogs. I couldn't even begin to believe how long it was, however. Mr. Lazarus is brilliant! First of all, his analogies will make you laugh until your cheeks and sides hurt from laughing so much. I don't know how he thinks these things up but they are amazing!

Second, he REALLY. knows dogs and their "pet parents". I was blown away from the wisdom that he possesses to be able to include ALL dog lovers, and not just certain breeds. My Mom is an absolutely bonfied Dogologist. She will buy enough dog "chicken jerky" treats for a whole month (those things are very expensive), BEFORE she pays her bills. If there is no money left for groceries, "Well that's just too bad now, isn't it". And, there are so many things listed that define her as a Dogologist. So, I know firsthand that what Mr. Lazarus writes about is dead on true. You can't tell I am a Catakist, can you? I hope not.

Third, he wrote some very profound things about traits dogs have that people lack. It almost made me ashamed to be of the human race. He really made his point loud and clear. Dogs don't scream and yell at people. People may even do that to dogs as well as other people. Dogs are forgiving, loving without expecting something in return, and are always by your side (even if you are sad). There is much more. And the way he tells it nearly made me cry.

There are so many different things, that if you are any part of a Dogologist, you will recognize and then laugh!!! I am in that category. I grew up with many neighbor's dogs, that I wish were mine. There are myriads of books about dogs out there. Why should you buy this one? It is very comprehensive as far as talking about dogs and their "pet parents" go. It will make you laugh, may make you cry, and you get something out of this book which will stick in your heart, always. And, if you know a true dog lover, like I do, this book would make the greatest gift you could ever buy them.

I was given an advance copy of this book to read and give my honest review. Thank you, NetGalley for allowing me this honor. ...more

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Mar 14, 2015 Jen rated it really liked it

Note: This ARC was provided by Greenleaf Book Group via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

Anyone who knows me knows how much I love my dogs. Heck, I love dogs in general. There's just something about the species that has me sitting up and begging for more. When I saw Dogtology up for review on NetGalley, I simply had to request for it. The idea of a religion or philosophy inspired by and dedicated solely to a human's devotion to the dog is creative genius and if such a thing did, indeed Note: This ARC was provided by Greenleaf Book Group via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

Anyone who knows me knows how much I love my dogs. Heck, I love dogs in general. There's just something about the species that has me sitting up and begging for more. When I saw Dogtology up for review on NetGalley, I simply had to request for it. The idea of a religion or philosophy inspired by and dedicated solely to a human's devotion to the dog is creative genius and if such a thing did, indeed, exist, I'd be proud to say that I'm a believer and follower. ^.^

This book contains quite a few interesting snippets--a number that may give you paws, erm, pause so you can reflect, some that will have you smiling or laughing, and others that will have you wondering if the writer's sarcasm is meant to mock dog lovers' obsession with their pooches. I have no problem admitting to people that I tend to love my dogs more than I do humans so I felt no mockery aimed my way. I found myself agreeing with several insights in the book.

The fact that the word "dog" is "God" spelled backwards is something that countless people have noticed before but it was such a creative springboard on which to launch dogtology. Author J. Lazarus has put together a dog-ma (pun very much intended) that those whose lives revolve around their furry four-legged friends (other furry four-legged creatures are not included) can easily relate to. There's a lot of humor in the book but at its very heart is our love for dogs.

All in all, Dogtology was a quick and entertaining read and I would recommend it to my fellow bookaholic dog lovers out there. After I read the book, I simply had to give my dog Oliver a snuggle, something which I do often anyway, but I felt as if a lot of the stuff written reiterated why I love dogs, so my baby boy deserved a hug. While some people may think dog lovers overdo certain things, I'll happily admit that I am a leash-carrying dogtologist. ^.^ Four stars! ♥

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Mar 15, 2015 Chris Torretta rated it it was amazing

This book is adorable! Just like the pups it is talking about. Yes, I have to admit that I do most of the, what seems to be ridiculous, stuff in this book for my pups. But I do not think spoiling my pups is ridiculous at all!

"And so God said, "At last, I have created a being that reflects all that is good in me. Thus, I shall give it a name that is the mirror image of my own."

I think of my puppies as my little babies. Some, not so little. 80 pound pitt definitely is not little. Especially since ...more

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Mar 11, 2015 Denise rated it it was ok

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I received an ARC from NetGalley in return for an honest and unbiased review. Unfortunately, whilst I loved the concept of this book, mainly because I have a dog I adore, it just left me underwhelmed. Lots of ideas that were repeated, yet in different ways. The idea of Dogtology as a religion appealed to me because I thought it would be amusing but the underlying message was that dogs are infinitely preferable to humans: cleverer, happier,smarter. Perhaps the author has something but I am afraid ...more

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Apr 13, 2015 La La rated it did not like it

Shelves: on-my-kindle, review-arcs-netgalley, ditched-dnf

This was a DNF. Weird isn't always witty, artsy, hip and quirky; sometimes it is just weird. This book is wandering, scattered, and disconnected. Its weak attempt at humour was the only thing chuckle inducing about this book. During our showcases at the regional community theater, some performers will audition with these strange meaningless numbers featuring a clown licking a comb while someone dressed like a milkmaid stomps on bubble wrap. They think it is artsy and avant-garde just because it ...more

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Apr 16, 2015 Stacey rated it it was amazing

Recommends it for: All dog lovers

Recommended to Stacey by: Goodreads

Shelves: first-reads

Thanks to Goodreads First Reads and author J. Lazarus for the good fortune of winning this fabulous and adorable book. I totally loved this book, and plan to read it many more times! It is a tongue in cheek commentary on Man and his relationship with Dog. It is hysterically funny. But, the funniest thing is it is so TRUE. As I was reading and laughing......I saw myself and my three dogs, and all the other dogs I have had in my lifetime. I have always believed that dogs are better people than peo ...more

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Sep 15, 2015 Brandi rated it really liked it

I received a copy of this book from NetGalley.

I have a confession to make: I am a Dogtologist. Of course, anyone who knows more, knows this about me.

This book was a fun, light read that I thoroughly enjoyed, probably even more so because it gave justification to some of my life decisions.

Personal attachment aside, I thought this was a great change to all the negativity flowing through the cosmos. Definitely enjoyed, and would definitely recommend.

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Dec 22, 2014 Anne rated it really liked it

Shelves: nonfiction, arc

I got an advance copy through Net Galley, and I'm happy I did!

This is a fun, tongue-in-cheek look at "Man's best friend," and in addition to being funny was also able to make me feel about our fine furry friends.

One note: it's definitely NOT for anyone who likes cats. Like at all. But if you love dogs (or are, as they say, a "Dogtologist") then this is a fun book for you! ...more

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Apr 20, 2016 Michael Wylde rated it did not like it

I must have read a different book called Dogtology...the one I read was sickeningly cutsie and pretty pointless. The term cornball comes to mind. Not at all my cup of tea. My dog even thought it was stupid silly.

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Sep 21, 2015 Lori Palmer (Palmer's Page Turners) rated it really liked it

Perfect book for dog lovers! Charming, funny, witty, and satirical, but spot on! Loved this book. If you're looking for a gift for a friend who loves dogs, this book is perfect! ...more

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Nov 09, 2017 Joan rated it really liked it

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This is the kind of book dog people will get and relate to. While reading all the fun little facts and things that all dog owners do (or should be doing) you will find yourself smiling, laughing out loud and thinking yup that is me.
Cute pictures, lots of so true facts and easy to read chapters.
Have fun reading and enjoying this book.

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Oct 27, 2016 Kim rated it really liked it · review of another edition

What a fun book

I am a dogtologist through and through, I am always thrilled when I can read a book and connect with it in the way I did with this book. Lots of good chuckles as well...when you are a dogtologist you have to be able to laugh. This book also has some great dogisms!

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Jun 04, 2015 Alicia rated it liked it

*** "Dogtology" by Jeff Lazarus

"Dogtology" is an interesting novel. According to the author, Man has a need to believe in something greater than himself. And while he has many beliefs, the author surmises that these often can be swayed by outside influences which often lead to changing or wavering points of view. But Dog is always present, always there for Man providing unconditional love and fulfillment. As Dog is ever-present, Man's faith and commitment and belief in Dog never wavers. In fact, *** "Dogtology" by Jeff Lazarus

"Dogtology" is an interesting novel. According to the author, Man has a need to believe in something greater than himself. And while he has many beliefs, the author surmises that these often can be swayed by outside influences which often lead to changing or wavering points of view. But Dog is always present, always there for Man providing unconditional love and fulfillment. As Dog is ever-present, Man's faith and commitment and belief in Dog never wavers. In fact, because Dog is always present, Man looks to Dog as a more supreme being. Man's faith in Dog is so strong that Dog often holds a higher place in Man's belief system than many others. In fact, Dog is revered so highly that he competes with or even out does other "ologies" and "isms."

The author explains this belief system from the very beginning, utilizing the creation of Dog and Man via God's creationism as well as the held belief of evolution.

He takes an interesting tack in explaining how both Dog and Man have evolved to the point where now Dog is often revered as a true belief system, one which is unwavering and often holds one of, if not the highest places in Man's belief system.

I found the manner in which the author wrote this book rather interesting. It definitely was engaging. The premise is one which I did find interesting as a long time dog owner. The author does back up his thesis with good examples that were clearly outlined and thought out.

While I understand the authors premise of Dogtology and did find the novel entertaining, I also thought that he was often repetitive in his thoughts and ideas and even at times extreme. Again, this coming from a very long time dog owner and trainer as well as a long time reader and reviewer.

I liked the premise of the book and many of the thoughts behind this belief system. Yet, I felt that the book could have been condensed to a great degree and the author and book would have been more effective.

I also felt that many times the author took the explanation and examples of the belief system to an extreme, particularly when he describes the actions of Man, and particularly dogtologists.

"Dogtology" was an interesting read with an interesting premise. While some dog lovers would definitely enjoy this book, others may have a similar reaction as I did -- too long and repetitive and just a bit extreme ideology wise; although I do believe he has a very valid argument.

As an aside, NetGalley asks if I would buy this book for others. I put yes. I will qualify that answer as it should be potentially. My decision would depend upon the individual and the reason for giving the book. It is fun and interesting and has a solid premise. But it is definitely a book that is written for a very specific audience. As a dog lover I found the book entertaining and interesting. As a reader it was repetitive and slightly extreme in its argument and writing.
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Sep 16, 2015 Lee-ann Dunton rated it it was amazing

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I’ve *FINALLY* found a religion that I agree with & believe in… DOGTOLOGY! I’ve been searching for this my whole life! ;)

On a more-serious note though, this book is incredible. Although the topic was initially what intrigued me, I figured it would be one of those nonfiction books that I pick up every now and again, reading a piece here and a piece there. (I’m a fiction lover at heart.) That definitely wasn’t the case with ‘Dogtology’ though, as I read the entire thing in two sittings… I just cou I’ve *FINALLY* found a religion that I agree with & believe in… DOGTOLOGY! I’ve been searching for this my whole life! ;)

On a more-serious note though, this book is incredible. Although the topic was initially what intrigued me, I figured it would be one of those nonfiction books that I pick up every now and again, reading a piece here and a piece there. (I’m a fiction lover at heart.) That definitely wasn’t the case with ‘Dogtology’ though, as I read the entire thing in two sittings… I just couldn’t put it down. It’s really well-written, and the sections of the book flow together well. The only complaint I have in that department is that by reading this through the Kindle app I feel that I may have missed out on some of the more-apparent sectioning that you visibly see when you’re holding a book in your hand. There were a few points that I had to go back & reread in order for things to make sense, but this in no way took away from my enjoyment of the book.

Honestly, this book should *definitely* be on your holiday pick list for all of the dog-lovers in your life. While I can see people not enjoying the book as much if they’re not die-hard fans of dogs, those who are will truly appreciate the humour and enjoyment that comes from reading ‘Dogtology’. If they’re anything like me, they’ll feel that the author has been spying on me for the past 10 years & decided to write a book about the relationship I have with my dogs, family, and coworkers!

As a massive dog-lover, I frequently found myself laughing out loud while reading this book & constantly saying to my boyfriend, “hahaha listen to THIS…” (while reading him a section aloud). I could absolutely relate to pretty much everything the author says about Dogtologists. I’m proud to associate myself with the best of the best!

Something that really intrigued me was the author’s insertion of stories relating to Christianity, or the Christian idea of there being a “God” (and a single God). While I’m not religious at all, I still feel that this added to the book. It definitely helped the author explain dog’s place in the world while not ostracizing folks that aren’t religious. I feel that this can definitely be a fine line, and I’ve found myself shying away from books that talk about religion for this very reason. This book is perfect for someone that isn’t religious as much as it is for those that are.

Overall, I give this book 5/5 stars for originality, enjoyability & the love of dogs!

Disclosure: ARC received from the publisher (Greenleaf Book Group Press) via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. ...more

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Nov 05, 2015 Claire rated it it was amazing · review of another edition

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Review: Dogtology by J. Lazarus Published by: Greenleaf Book Group (19th March 2015)

ISBN: 9781626341388

Source: NetGalley

Rating: 5*

Synopsis:
Dog· tol· o· gynoun1. The belief in Dog.2. The system of rituals, practices, and behaviors engaged in by Dogtologists.
Chew on this. As humans, we have a deep need to believe . . . a need to relate to something greater and more ideal than ourselves. Perhaps that’s why so many millions believe in Dog. Man’s devotion to Dog has come to rival the great -is Review: Dogtology by J. Lazarus Published by: Greenleaf Book Group (19th March 2015)

ISBN: 9781626341388

Source: NetGalley

Rating: 5*

Synopsis:
Dog· tol· o· gynoun1. The belief in Dog.2. The system of rituals, practices, and behaviors engaged in by Dogtologists.
Chew on this. As humans, we have a deep need to believe . . . a need to relate to something greater and more ideal than ourselves. Perhaps that’s why so many millions believe in Dog. Man’s devotion to Dog has come to rival the great -isms and -ologies of the world. This has gone way beyond a hobby. We may not literally worship Dogs, but we come pawfully close. This rabid reverence for Rover has a name: It’s called Dogtology. Dogtology is for the dog lover who has bailed on a date because they didn’t want Twinkles to be left home alone, for the human whose dog owns a more festive holiday wardrobe than they do, those whose pups dine on free-range bison burgers while they live off ramen, or whose smartphones have more photos of their dog than of the humans in their family.
Live. Bark. Believe. Dogtology is a humorous exploration of man’s fanatical devotion to Dog. In this book, Lazarus makes the case that Dogtology has become a bone-a-fide belief system on par with the world’s great philosophies and religions.

Review:
Everything about this book appeals to me. I'm a long time dog owner who dotes on the two rather large canines that share our home. Dogtology was written by an obviously kindred spirit who posesses a terrific sense of humour about all things Dog.

This book made me laugh out loud, it's just fantastic! My fellow dog lovers will completely get it and recommend it to ask their friends, as will I. It cleverly sums up our relationships with our canines in a brilliant way and I'm so glad I got the opportunity to Read it.

Up until this point, I have always selected the 'none' option when questioned about my religion. Now, I will proudly declare that I am a dogtologist. It's true - our dogs are our children, our fur-babies and they rule our lives. And we wouldn't have it any other way.

Thanks to the publisher for supplying a review copy via NetGalley, in return for my honest review.

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Mar 07, 2015 Bruce Gargoyle rated it liked it

I received a digital copy of this title from the publisher via Netgalley.

Ten Second Synopsis:
An in depth discussion as to how humans adoration of dog-kind has attained religious status.

Humanity’s love of canines is both universal and ancient. In recent decades, at least in more affluent nations, the exaltation of our doggy friends seems to have reached a fever pitch. Attentive owners purchase all manner of accoutrements for their pampered pooches, behaving in many cases as if their dogs were mor I received a digital copy of this title from the publisher via Netgalley.

Ten Second Synopsis:
An in depth discussion as to how humans adoration of dog-kind has attained religious status.

Humanity’s love of canines is both universal and ancient. In recent decades, at least in more affluent nations, the exaltation of our doggy friends seems to have reached a fever pitch. Attentive owners purchase all manner of accoutrements for their pampered pooches, behaving in many cases as if their dogs were more important than their human relations. Lazarus uses this tome to define and explain Dogtology: a religious belief system that retains at its core an unwavering belief in the goodness, connection and solace provided by Dog. After all, there could be good reason why dog spelled backwards is “god”.

Using humour and a light touch Lazarus spells out the ways in which human behaviour towards dogs has, over hundreds of years, developed to mirror the ritualistic practices associated with other world religions. In clearly delineated chapters, the over-the-top actions of enamoured dog owners is flipped on its head and closely compared to other spiritual belief systems in an attempt to show how humanity has elevated humanity’s humble, shoe-chewing, face-slobbering, bum-sniffing companion to the status of a deity. Non-believers be warned – the time of the Dogtologist is already upon us.

I will admit to being quite underwhelmed with the execution of this idea. I found it to be overly long and quite repetitive and it just didn't have enough really funny moments to make me want to race back to it when I put it down. I think those that would count themselves as die-hard dogtologists will adore this book, but for me it wasn't funny enough to appreciate it as a general humour book, and it wasn't a deep enough concept for me to consider it philosophically. The references to historical and cultural instances of dog worship were interesting, as were the bits about how the relationship between human and dog has developed over time.

Overall, recommended for dog worshippers, but too long, with the rather simple point driven home too laboriously for my tastes. ...more

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Jun 04, 2015 Mel (Reviews In A Pinch) rated it liked it

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Full Disclosure: I received a copy of this book from the publisher, via Netgalley, in exchange for an honest review.

My Thoughts: The title caught my attention. I love dogs, I’ll admit that. I don’t think I’m obsessed or anything close to that, but I love my dog and can’t really remember life without him. So it seemed like Dogtology might be right up my alley.

Dogtology ended up being a little bit on the snarky side, which I really liked. I actually looked it up on Goodreads after I started readin ...more

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Sep 06, 2015 Kathy rated it it was amazing

This is the book dog lovers everywhere will love to read. In it, J. Lazarus explains in a profound but humorous way why we all love our dogs so much and what dogs mean and can do for and with us. Unlike so many others, his book covers dogs in general, not really focusing on one particular breed or dog. As I read this book, I began to realize more fully why I love my dog Snowflake more and more every day. If you ever wondered about your relationship with you dog, after reading this book, you will ...more

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Sep 13, 2015 Megan rated it it was ok

A book about the ins and outs of practicing dogtologists over the world – and the not so convinced DUDs. Lazarus explores all of the different means of dog worship and devotion within the human life. Covering the seven ‘books’ of Dogtology – make this the Dogtology ‘bible’ if you will.

The Book of Bones
The Book of Leashes
The Book of Collars
The Book of Barks
The Book of Hydrants
The Book of License
The Book of Realiszations
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I am a huge dog lover and can completely get on board with b ...more

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Apr 14, 2015 PC rated it it was amazing

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Who are you, Mr. Jeff Lazarus? ...That you could author such a delightful book as this! Obviously you were created by the very same Deity that you ascribe to the Divine Dog. I twisted with laughter and was at many points so touched I cried, always ending up with my heavenly Dogs trampling both book and me in an effort to cuddle and console. I loved every line and read them over and over again to allow my brain cells more fondling time with each concept and comparison you so expertly and insightf ...more

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Sep 16, 2015 Shelby Fair rated it really liked it

I received an e-ARC copy of Dogtology: Live. Bark. Believe by J. Lazarus from NetGalley in return for my honest opinion.

After reading this book, it is confirmed that I am a Dogtologist!

What is Dogtology you ask? 1.) The belief in Dog. 2.) The system of rituals, practices, and behaviors engaged in by Dogtologists.

This book is the bible for dog enthusiasts everywhere! It starts by describing how God created Dog as his "avatar" in the world and then created man because someone had to be Dog's compa ...more

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Sep 17, 2015 Walt Boyes rated it really liked it

I am a Dogtologist. There, I admit it. Jeff Lazarus's great book, Dogtology has MY number-- and probably yours too, if you aren't a complete DUD ("Doesn't Understand Dog). My dogs eat better than I do, have better health care than I do, and really don't have to do anything except wait for the next cat or squirrel to attempt to cross the back yard. There just is nothing better than to have a 100 pound furry four-legged son throw himself into my arms after I've come home from a week on the road. M ...more

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Jun 03, 2015 Kathryn rated it it was amazing

Dogtology is the name that belongs to anyone who loves their dog more than...(fill in the blank). The behavior towards dogs from a "Dogtologist" is obvious, but why do they they act that way?

That is the question this book answers.

Dogtology is one of those books that stays with you long after you have closed the cover. The insights and author's wit seem to follow you through your day, and rise up every time you encounter a dog. You may find yourself looking at your dog differently, wondering if ...more

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