The Great British Bump-Off: Kill or Be Quilt

by John Allison, Max Sarin (Artist)

When wildcat arson hits her new employer right where she lives, Shauna Wickle is drawn into the brutal and vindictive world of quilting, as sisterhood and community needlecraft deteriorate into internecine strife. With the promise of an end to all her financial worries, Shauna must cross enemy lines and infiltrate a cadre of 'monsters in human skin'. But they seem so nice?

Collects The Great British Bump-Off: Kill or Be Quilt #1-#4.

Genres: Comics, Graphic Novels, Mystery, Humor, Fiction, Graphic Novels Comics

104 pages, Paperback

First published November 1, 2025

About the author

John Allison is the author and artist of the British webcomics Scary Go Round and Bad Machinery.

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Reviews

[Mehsi · Rating 4 out of 5]

A fun book though the mystery was a bit bland, but I loved the quilting war and Shauna was a hoot. Various fun characters or interesting at least, though Bryn was just meh. The art was fabulous!

And ugggghhhh those images you have to focus on or whatever and you see something, I NEVER SEEEEEEE ANYTHING. I hate those so much. That quilt SHOULD NOT HAVE WON.

[Mark Sutherland · Rating 4 out of 5]

Cozy crime, where the mystery and consequences are mild at best but the madcap adventures and bad poetry along the way are what you're here for.

[Kate Adams · Rating 3 out of 5]

I liked this second episode better than the first, possibly because I'm a quilter, but more likely because it felt like the story had a little bit more to it, that a reader could have possibly reached the same conclusion as the main character, which I find very important in a good mystery.

[PRL · Rating 5 out of 5]

Just wonderful. During a barge holiday and summer romance Shauna gets dragged into the cut-throat world of quilting

[Steve · Rating 4 out of 5]

Big John Allison fan, so always nice to step back into the bonhomie of the Tackleford world. This time we follow Shauna as she embarks on what should be a canal-boat adventure. Classic low-stakes hi jinks ensue while investigating sabotage in a pair of quilting shops, contrary to the death-themed title. Witty, but what's up with that?
Reading these stories is like spending an afternoon with an old friend sipping tea under cozy blankets. A nice respite from doom scrolling.

[Matt · Rating 5 out of 5]

While the mystery isn't as tight as the first one and the magical whimsy wasn't as tied to the plot, this is another frothy delight, full of joyful surreal asides and winning characters amid a decent (if a little telegraphed) mystery. Did it have anything to do with the first one? I don't think so, so go in either order. But both were great reads.

[LG (A Library Girl's Familiar Diversions) · Rating 2 out of 5]

Shauna's Uncle Jim has allowed her to borrow his boat, which she is now using to take a leisurely vacation. She lasts about three hours before her poor knowledge of knots and the distraction of a handsome young man result in great big scratches down the side of the boat.

In order to earn the money necessary to fix the boat, Shauna decides to stop for a while and work for the handsome young man's mother's quilting shop. When her new employer's electric car catches fire, the woman is convinced that the culprit is her business rival, Pat Price.

While Shauna loves investigating mysteries, this one gets her tangled up in multiple sets of loyalties. Can she figure out who the saboteur is, and also get her boat fixed?

Meh. I loved the first entry in this series. The mystery aspect was terrible, but the art was nice, the characters were quirky, and I loved The Great British Bake Off parody aspects. In this entry, we've got the great art, a few quirky characters (although only four or so are all that memorable), and I guess now we're branching off into parodying cozy mystery themes? Or something? I don't know.

Two warring quilting shops would fit right in with a cozy mystery series, but for some reason the parody aspect didn't appeal to me nearly as much this time around. And, again, the mystery was kind of terrible. I still liked the art, but Shauna and her interest in Bryn (the handsome young man) kind of annoyed me. Also, it didn't really make sense to me that the various quilting shop owners would so easily hire Shauna.

All in all, after how much I enjoyed the first volume, this was a disappointment.

Extras:

A couple character sketch pages from Max Sarin, and a larger version of the "stereogram quilt" (I still can't see the toucan on a skateboard that's supposedly hidden in the image).

(Original review posted on A Library Girl's Familiar Diversions.)

[Michel Siskoid Albert · Rating 4 out of 5]

I loved the first Great British Bump-Off series, and the follow-up, Kill or Be Quilt, doesn't have a mystery quite on par with the original (slow to come and easy to figure out), but Max Sarin's art more than makes up for it, Shauna and her world rendered in a cute Euro-style that takes Manga-like liberties as usual, but perhaps even more inventively this time. Not to say John Allison's script isn't perfectly funny and charming, because it is. And never apologizes for being so British. I think that's part of the brand. In this one, Shauna scraps a river barge and has to work in shops for the summer, falling right into a turf war between quilting stores. But there's also love in the air, coming from (or at) a rather ambivalent beat poet whose mom runs out of the shops. As usual, a large cast of distinctive characters, and a niche world rendered with sincerity and humor. Allison and Sarin could be doing this monthly and I'd be there for it.

[Alex Sarll]

Given The Great British Bump-Off was set around a TV cooking competition, I naturally assumed this sequel would include a TV sewing competition. But no! And hurrah for that, because I really do dislike competitive TV*, even in fiction. Instead, Shauna tries to take a canal-boat holiday, only to find herself mired in the feud between two fabric shops in a picturesque little town. Allison's weird way with words, Sarin's super-expressive figures and gift for cartoon atmosphere...the mystery itself is bobbins, but even that, and the way it's flipped around, reassures me that the Giant Days team are back on form.

*Except Taskmaster, obviously.

[Chris Lemmerman · Rating 5 out of 5]

There hasn't been a John Allison/Max Sarin comic yet that I haven't adored, and Kill Or Be Quilt certainly doesn't buck the trend. Allison's brand of humour vibes with mine perfectly, and he and Sarin are the perfect one-two punch to make the jokes land and the characters all pop off the page with personality.

In fact, the mystery itself almost takes second fiddle to the characters here, which is amusing given how it was the driving force in the previous book. Either way - more of these please.

[Abigail Pankau · Rating 4 out of 5]

Shauna has borrowed her uncle’s boat for a summer holiday, but a mishap with knots while trying to impress a boy has left the side horribly scraped up. Shauna takes a job at a local quilt shop to help pay for repairs, but a suspicious car fire means Shauna is soon hired to find out if the rival quilt shop is behind the arson. Will she be able to find the culprit? Or will it kick off a quilting war?

Super fun & short graphic novel mystery. Lots of exaggerated, ridiculous fun and a short mystery. Cute, quick read.

[Dan · Rating 4 out of 5]

The second volume of this Bad Machinery comic spin-off! From the creators of Giant Days! This time Baking is replaced by Sewing. I enjoyed this but prefer the original 'mystery kids' era of Bad Machinery, because it suited my sense of humour more. Am I just old now? ;-) Regardless, it's still a good read.

[Ya Boi Be Reading · Rating 3 out of 5]

Compared to the previous the mystery is far weaker (and a bit easy to tell imo). Don't come in expecting a mystery. If you like the subplot of the baking show in the first series you’ll like this one since the mystery is sidelined for the quilting and slice of life stuff. That part is good but nothing too spectacular for me. The Giant Days creators do a great job of creating a cozy and intimate atmosphere though it is a bit weaker here than in Giant Days. I enjoy how each character feels like a real person. Every person, especially the middle-aged quilters, all feel like a real-life type of person with just a touch of caricature to really sell you on them in the limited page count you have with them all.

[Sesana · Rating 4 out of 5]

Shauna is a delight, and the quilt shop war is exactly the kind of medium level stakes that give a dash of suspense without much consequence. Bryn is a drag on the entire book, quite frankly, but I could deal with him.

[Arend · Rating 3 out of 5]

Love the humor, and the art was just perfect. But the mystery was a dud for me.

[Carol Tilley · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5

[Kaitlyn Whitten · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5🌟

A cute, short read.

[Eric · Rating 5 out of 5]

improves on its scattered and frantic predecessor with a cleaner, streamlined, cozy mystery and some fun characters. A low stakes little snack

[Daniel Cooksey · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.5 stars

[Bat Man · Rating 3 out of 5]

Much better!! Thank u Mr. Allison I hope you can forgive me for my harsh criticism

[Gennaro Pescespada · Rating 3 out of 5]

I actually read this by accident, but it's a pretty fun time.

[Robert · Rating 2 out of 5]

Less enjoyable than the first - the lack of actual stakes being the main cause.

[McKenna · Rating 3 out of 5]

Art was good, characters lovable.