The girl was sitting beside the bark of an old tree. The maple tree was strong, he's like Hercules. The tree has a secret. A boy and a girl who shares secrets. The tree couldn't count the kisses he saw.The boy and the girl. It was their secret. It was the last day, the tree had heard. The boy will go to war, peace was the cause. They share their last kiss, the girl and the boy.. Said their goodbyes, and hope he'll return. It was October 31, a year has passed. The tree was still strong, bigger than before. The girl was crying, the boy had died. She just lost her brother, The tree had heard. Erotic Dysfunction is a collection of absurd and embarrassing sex stories. "...the only criticism I have is that, I found myself wanting for more stories even after finishing the whole book!" "Definitely a good collection of short stories that will make your imagination run wild. I wished some of these stories were longer." "This is an awesome book, definitely worth reading."
I honestly think that this book is useful for people who want to engage in sex (R-13). Take for example this one very enlightening thing I learned:
If you're a man, it's best for you to be circumcised. If you still have your foreskin, oftentimes this foreskin could be pulled up and cause bleeding. It will confuse both you and your lover when this happens. You sure wouldn't want to blame your female partner for having her period when she doesn't have it, would you?
Erotic Dysfunction is a fun and enlightening read. While this book does not encourage to commit the same mistakes that some people did, it will teach you what you should not probably go through. It will also pat you on the back as if saying, "Been there done that"; and will comfort you upon the idea that there are way too many people who have experienced far more embarrassing things than you. Hell yeah, I'm an advocate of the adage, "Misery loves company".