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Decker's Wood

(Kink Harder Presents #1)

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3.92  ·  Rating details ·  4,052 ratings  ·  499 reviews
Goodreads Top 20 Comedy of 2014
Silver Medalist in Readers Favorite Awards 2015
RWDU15 Favourite Comedy

Was he a nude model? A stripper? An escort?
Blah, I had no idea what Decker Steele did for a living, but I'd figure it out. I was if anything tenacious when confronted with a mystery.
~ Andi

She was forbidden fruit, my friend without benefits.
Is that why my malfunctioning mem
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Kindle Edition, 253 pages
Published June 6th 2014 by KD Publications
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• Lisa •
Mar 26, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
FOUR DECKER STARS.

"You were the heart I was missing from my soul, and you are the fucking future missing from my dreams."

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Quick witted, wonderfully hilarious and so sweet I wanted to hug my kindle, 'Decker's wood' was just what I needed to make me one happy reader. I haven't been nearly so entertained in reading a book in a long time, this author has put the bounce back into my reading time and I could not have been more pleased to have read this book and met the characters, Andi and Decker. Re
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Debra
★★★★ 4 Stars!

"If you really do love him, his past won't matter, because you're his future."



This was such a fun book! The combination of humor + romance + sexy times + limited amount of drama =


Decker's Wood is the story of Decker Steele, whose whole career pretty much consists of



As an award-winning porn star and a self-professed "pussy pounding machine", his "wood" is essential to his career. And he's damn proud of his equipment.


There's one problem though: for the past year he hasn't been able
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Mo
Jun 04, 2014 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
3,5 stars

“Andi was forbidden fruit, and even if she wasn't, there was no way a pure country bumpkin like her could handle a self-confessed pussy pounding warrior like me.”


I must say I quite enjoyed this one. "Decker’s Pecker" as it is known to me (thanks Allison).


Yep, Decker was still the arrogant ass I remembered. He might be devilishly handsome, but he had an ego the size of Texas and then some. I had always found Decker to be one hundred percent Grade. A. top shelf, arrogant male



Andi arri
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*J* Too Many Books Too Little Time
3.5--Porn Star--Stars!!

This was a fun, cute read...with several LOL moments and some steam on the side. It was a little slow at times and didn't wow me, but I enjoyed it for the most part.

Decker is a porn star. A porn star with a problem. Decker can no longer get it up without the help of drugs.



Until he meets Andi.

"Would I need to picture Andi every time I wanted a drug free erection? Wouldn't that basically make Andi my new erectile dysfunction drug of choice?"

Andi is the cousin of Bradl
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Stacey is Sassy
Jul 04, 2015 rated it really liked it
Country bumpkin goes from book lover to porn star's lover...

I can’t believe how much I enjoyed Decker’s Wood. I’ve had it sitting on my kindle for ages and kept putting off reading it. My friends had raved about how funny and sexy Decker was, so when it was on special I bought it with plans to read it…soon. I was hesitant to read and like a hero who is a porn star. I mean the man has EXPERIENCE. Lots and lots of experience. Could I put myself in the shoes of the heroine and picture myself having
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Wendy'sThoughts
3 Making it Rise Again Stars
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The idea had merit... a porn star... dating... and what do you do when the wood doesn't stand up?

Had some sweet cute moments... had some others which were predictable and in the end... everything came together. For me it read slow...there were some quotes which made the lips smile or laugh... wished there had been a little more... although I have no idea how it could have been done differently.

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Jenny: Kirsty Dallas certainly delivered a sexy, sweet, romantic, steamy and funny story with a refreshingly different and entertaining spin and I couldn’t wipe the smile off my face! I had such fun reading Decker’s Wood and who would have guessed one of my favourite books of the year would centre on a man’s failure to rise to the occasion? My happy heart told me I had to give this book 5 stars because of the sheer enjoyment I had reading it! This one had it all for me, what about you Gitte?

Gitt
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Kirsten
DNF @ 58%

So after reading a few dark themed books, I thought this would be the perfect light and smutty read to cleanse my palate. I really like books about characters (mostly male) who are involved in the sex industry. Although this wasn't horrible, I just found myself cringing at some of the words and phrases used, and the heroine annoyed me to no end.

Decker Steele has been working in porn for the last twelve years. This last year has been quite an anomaly for him. For someone who can bang la
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Kellie Maddox-Ward
This book was like a breath of fresh air.
In today's book world it seems that everything has to be drawn out into a trilogy. With cliffhangers.

Decker's Wood however was like watching a sexy funny romantic comedy.

It had an amazing cast
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I loved them all! All added to the story.

a great storyline.
Yep you read it right a porn star who's equipment has decided it doesn't want to work anymore!
That is until a country bumkin Andi rocks up to NYC.

It seems little decker only works when he thinks of A
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Laci
Nov 10, 2014 rated it really liked it

This book brought smiles to my face, heat to my flesh and tears to my eyes. I loved it!

These are just a few of my favorite moments with Andi and Decker.

"I had been called every name in the book at least once in my life. Sticks and stones may break my bones but a quick punch to your face will soothe me."


I really didn’t take you for a cat kinda guy though,” she mused. “Or tea. I think you’ve been influenced too heavily by Bradley and his English addiction.” I shrugged . “What can I say, tea calm
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Gitte TotallyBookedBlog
Jun 04, 2014 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2014
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Jenny: Kirsty Dallas certainly delivered a sexy, sweet, romantic, steamy and funny story with a refreshingly different and entertaining spin and I couldn’t wipe the smile off my face! I had such fun reading Decker’s Wood and who would have guessed one of my favourite books of the year would centre on a man’s failure to rise to the occasion? My happy heart told me I had to give this book 5 stars because of the sheer enjoyment I had reading it! This one had it all for me, what about you Gitte?

Gitt
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Jamie
Jun 05, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Really enjoyed this one! Cute easy read with very little angst! Very sexy and fun!

Sarah Darlington
Absolutely loved this!!!! My ideal NA romance read!
Yolanda
4.5 Stars

Let me start with the negative and end with the positive.

I absolutely hate the cover. It was one of those things that almost made me “NOT” read the book.

I mean, if your thinking lumberjack and a cosy cottage it will do but this is not what I have in mind when thinking “Decker Steele”. Am I alone in my assessment here? Hell even a picture of a bookstore front would have been better. On closer inspection I have no issues with the guy but let’s face it, covers are what often draw your eye
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Jacqueline
Mar 30, 2015 rated it really liked it
The title of this is sheer genius - I assumed Decker' s wood was a place, but no. Actually Decker is a porn performer who, after ten years in the business, doing the business, has become bored with sex and can no longer rise to the occasion.

Andi has just moved to NYC from the Texas countryside, setting up a bookshop business. She's known Decker through her family since she was a child. He is asked to look out for her, big brother style, by his best friend who also happens to be Andi' s cousin.

An
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Anne
Jun 12, 2014 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
This book falls into my "Seriously?!?" category. I thought, based on the title, this would be a lot funnier than it was. I wanted to like the hero. I really did. And parts of him were likable, but I just couldn't get past a few things that I can't specifically mention without spoiling the book. There were way too many, "oh, come the fuck on...." moments in the book. Those, coupled with the grammatical errors, were a bit too much for me. Andi - the heroine - annoyed me beyond anything. She was we ...more
✝✝ Ⓓaisy ❣ ✝✝
The plot was interesting, I liked the concept of having a porn star in but I didn't reading it LOL especially sex with other caiman besides the heroine. Yeah, I am kinda weirdo and romance addict.

Anyway Decker was thumbs up character along with our cowgirl Andi. I enjoyed certain parts of the story.

If you in a mood of porn star, go for it. But it wasn't my kind of read :)

Happy reading

D x
Patrycja
Mar 25, 2014 marked it as to-read  ·  review of another edition
SYNOPSIS LOVE


New Comedy Romance - ETA Late May 2014

Decker Steele had it made...Penthouse apartment, VIP parties, girls on tap. You see, Decker Steele is the Pornography Associations award winning, money making machine. But what does a self-confessed, pussy pounding warrior do when his prized package begins to fail? Freak the 'F' out, that's what!

Andi Jennings is the socially inept, geeky and awkward cousin of Decker's best friend. Only she's not so geeky and awkward anymore. Now she's a smoki
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Stephanie*
Jun 04, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
4 SEXY & HILARIOUS stars!

Now I understand the title of this book!! Haha, it only took me until almost half way through the book, & the little light bulb finally came on! Oh for the love...

This book had it all....

Sweetness.
Humor.
One liners.
Dirty talk.
A fun loving heroine.
A sexy, yet somewhat damaged hero.
A little bit of drama.
Porn stars.

What more could you ask for?

This was such a fun read! I would definitely recommend this book if you're looking for a cute & humorous read...m
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NightRider
Jun 12, 2014 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
I will say one thing, this story was funny but it just did not work for me....

First of all I didn't think the characters had much of a personality, at all. Decker was too self important and bland, while Andi's personality just seemed bland and forced.

There was no relationship development to me. He had trouble with E.D. then sees her, that's it, first sight and now all of a sudden he doesn't have E.D. but only concerning her?!? Yeah not buying it. I mean it was stressed that his E.D. was a psycho
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Kylie
Feb 26, 2014 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: favorites
LOVE IT
5 "Pretty Dick" STARS

Standalone - Favorite
I absolutely loved this story!!! In a market heavy with dark romance and
arrogant alpha males it was refreshing to read a witty, light hearted
romance with a male lead that oozed confidence, not arrogance. There was
plenty of "sexy time" but not so much that it consumed the story and of
course there was the all-important HEA.
Decker's Wood had me hooked from the start and never lost me. I smiled,
laughed, sighed dreamily and laughed some more, leaving
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Jennifer
Aug 06, 2015 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: lol, favorites
This book is the best!!!!!!!!!! I laughed my way through this whole book! And it's on sale for .99 cents right now!
Emma Allsop - Perusing Princesses
5 Crowns

Meet Decker Steele, Porn star and all around celebrity of the adult entertainment industry. Decker has a little problem though; at 32 and after 12 years at the top of his game, the recipient of the Male Performer of the Year for 4 years running can no longer get it up.

Yes that's right, the illustrious porn star has turned into a Viagra junkie both on and off screen and in all honesty is sick of the sight of a vagina. He hides it well and has stepped behind the camera over the last year t
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Romancing Susan (Monti)
Call me a closet prude, but I never though I would fall in love with a porn star.

But then how can I not? With Decker suffering a certain "dysfunction" one would think porn stars are all shallow people, maybe some are. But Decker isn't. He is sweet, very thoughtful, loving, or maybe it's because he has found the person that makes him "feel" things down below again?

Decker Steele had it made...Penthouse apartment, VIP parties, girls on tap. You see, Decker Steele is the Pornography Associations aw
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BookLover
Despite the book description… a porn star who’s having trouble “performing”, this book totally won me over. It was surprisingly sweet and funny.

I loved Andi. The little community of “family” that adopted her when she moved to New York was great. I always know I’m going to love a book when the secondary characters pull me in. Often, I find myself skimming over those sections when a book isn’t quite hitting the mark. Casey and Lionel were awesome.

Andi seems to be the only person who is able to sti
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Raj
May 04, 2014 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
2 stars

I was so excited to read this novel, well, who doesn't want to read about porn star stories?! I like this kind of story coz it's exciting, fun and a little drama.

The story started okay, but then, I found myself skipping sentences, then paragraphs, then pages, then I ended up reading the conversations alone...

I didn't find anything exciting, the moment she realized that he's a porn star and she was quite fine with it, I lost interest but kept on reading coz I was waiting for this BAM! mom
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Alissa Evanson
Awww I LOVED Decker! Seriously such a good book. Writing is amazing, storyline is kind of silly but still good. It made me laugh and smile a hundred times. LOVED Andi! She rocked!

**FULL REVIEW TO COME**
Polly
Jun 05, 2014 added it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: dnf
Not going to rate because I stopped at 50%.

I really thing Decker is a dick and toward the end (I skipped ahead) he shows it. Not really in the mood for cliche NA story line.

I'm a quitter!
Kara
Jun 10, 2014 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
It was a good read. Kept me entertained. Finished in a day.
Cézanne Hayden-Dilbert
I have to admit Decker’s Wood is easily one of my favorite books this year. Who knew that a porn star and a country girl could make me fall in love with them!! This book had me laughing and smiling one minute and swooning the next.
Decker was a well-known porn star and he’s damn good at what he does. For 12 years he’s been in the industry, but for the past year he’s been forced into retirement. No matter what he does he can’t get his body to truly respond to any woman without the help of little
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Kirsty Dallas is an international bestselling and award winning author from the south east corner of Queensland, in Australia. Her comedy romance, Decker's Wood, reached Amazon's Best Seller list and was a Goodreads Top 10 Comedy for 2014. Her novels to date also include the highly acclaimed Mercy's Angels Series which tackles the subject of violence against women, and stand alone novels Breeze of ...more

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