Santa's Knotty Workshop

by Jena Wade, Lorelei M. Hart

Santa 69 makes sure he’s not the only one coming this Christmas.

When I’m transferred to the adult toy workshop, I’m in over my head. My inexperience shows on my face and in my bulging pants. I’ve never even seen a single toy like these before, much less used one. My hand was the only thing that ever ventured that low on my body before working here. It’s how I want it. I’m waiting for my true mate. It does sometimes make things awkward at work, though.

One day, I’m sitting at work, minding my own business, when a toy falls on my lap out of nowhere. It’s as if the goddess of smexy times placed it there just for me. It’s large, life-like in design, and shouts “Mine!”

That’s when I do something that changes my life forever. I steal it. While I might not be ready to use something that girth, I’m not willing to let anyone else have it either. If I get fired, so be it.

Spoiler It was designed after Santa 69’s personal package and when he shows up at my door, it isn’t the toy he’s after— it’s me.

Santa’s Knotty Workshop is a sweet with lots of knotty heat MM Mpreg Christmas romance featuring an omega elf who hasn’t kissed anyone, much less lost his V-card, an alpha, who happens to be Santa, wanting so much more than to be the one to help him lose it, a very naughty workshop getting presents ready for adults on the nice list, a poorly timed heat, a magical toy that leads Santa right to his mate, true love, fated mates, a whole lot of Christmas fun, an adorable baby, and a guarenteed happy ever after. This book answers the What do grown-ups on the good list get in their stockings from Santa on Christmas morning?

Genres: M M Romance, Omegaverse, Romance, LGBT, Magic, Christmas, Holiday

126 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 19, 2024

About the author

Jena began writing in January of 2013 as a New Year's Resolution--and so far she has stuck to it!

She lives in Michigan. By day she works as a web developer, and at night she writes. Born and raised on a farm, she spends most of her free time outdoors, playing in the garden, or riding her horses. She also helps run the family dairy farm.

Reviews

[Shelia · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sugar plums!

Talk about opposites?! A virgin elf working in naughty toy department and the Santa for that workshop? Yep, true opposites. The Percy character is so innocent and sweet. Nick is the typical alpha but is also Santa for the naughty adults of the world. This author team is great with writing fated mate stories. They create a sweet, smexy story that at times has an occasional lump of coal in each book. The lump of coal in this book needed to be dealt with a bit more. You know, maybe becoming an elf on the shelf for a month in an adult club. That would be a fun book to read LOL

[Mandy · Rating 2 out of 5]

Percy is transferred to a new workshop where he feels out of place and inexperienced. While working, he stumbles upon a mysterious toy that seems destined for him, and in a bold moment, he takes it despite the risks. Later, Percy discovers the toy was modelled after the famous Santa 69, who unexpectedly appears at his door. But Santa isn’t interested in reclaiming the toy—he’s interested in Percy himself.

This story was a playful holiday romance about fate, courage, and the surprise of finding love where you least expect it. I liked that the Christmas setting framed the story as one of unexpected miracles and second chances, and that Percy’s naivety contrasted with the boldness of his choices, highlighting his growth and self‑discovery. The story was quite high-level and focused on mature themes, so I felt they could have delved more into the emotions and feelings experienced by both. This was an MM story with mature content set in the omegaverse with MPREG.

[Deb Swietek · Rating 5 out of 5]

The perfect toy drops into your lap. Of course you're going to keep it!

What a perfect Christmas book. How fitting is it that the naughty adult toys are made in Santa 69's workshop. The descriptions of Nick & Percy make them easy to visualize. So is the naughty toy workshop. The toy that drops into Percy's lap looks just like Santa’s...er...toy. Of course, Nick and Percy are true mates. Most of the story takes place in the seven days leading up to Christmas Eve. Throw in an unexpected heat and pregnancy, and things move really fast. I could not put this book down. I loved it. Naughty but sweet and sexy. I loved it. So, give yourself a holiday treat. Get this book. Now!

[Scotty Sandalwood · Rating 4 out of 5]

Santa’s Knotty Workshop by Jena Wade and Lorelei M. Hart is an amusing tale set in Santa’s naughty workshop. Percy, an omega Christmas elf, is bored with his lot and so transfers to Whispy Lane for Santa 69. Nick, an alpha, is the head of this division, and hides a toy to be discovered by his mate. An imaginative premise that is well-executed. This tale is high heat, and a delight for the holiday season.

[Meagan (FranticVampireReads) · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was…fine? It was cute and funny. I loved the concept and I liked the characters. But the execution of it was a little underwhelming. The story felt disconnected in places and the characters sometimes felt like paper dolls more than anything else. I kind of wish a little more time was spent on fleshing out the characters and making the storyline a bit tighter. But! Overall, this was a fun read and it’s getting 3 stars from me.

[Jamie (TheRebelliousReader) · Rating 3 out of 5]

3 stars. Cute but felt kinda empty. The characters left a lot to be desired and so did the romance as I feel like because everything happened so fast between Nick and Percy that they didn’t know each other but were so in love. I just wish things had been a bit more fleshed out. The smut was good though.

[Ren || Reading What I Want · Rating 4 out of 5]

a super quick, spicy, sweet little festive romance about a naive omega elf working in a naughty workshop and the Santa who sends a special adult toy into the workshop to find his mate.

we've got a heat, mpreg, a little drama, and a whole lotta heart. the easiest, fastest, cutest little story PERFECT for a flash mm holiday romance.

[Michelle · Rating 5 out of 5]

WOW!! So Good!!

Well written story and well developed characters. What a fantastic Christmas book! I couldn't put it down and neglected my chores! But I totally enjoyed the book and eventually did my chores!!

[Jaimed · Rating 2 out of 5]

Okay

This book was okay, but there is a good amount of editing mistakes and I would like a bit more depth to it. Something more needs to be done with the bully and maybe a bit more time exploring with the main couple. This is a bit slapdash.

[Kandice]

Undisclosed kink. DNF when the collar came out.

[D. · Rating 3 out of 5]

Boring.

[Mimi · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.75 stars

[Stephanie Murillo · Rating 5 out of 5]

Great Book!

I loved this book! Such a light-hearted story with wonderful characters. I totally recommend this book. You won't be disappointed!

[Lee Hall · Rating 5 out of 5]

Santa’s Knotty Workshop

A completely different story full of elves and a wonderful Santa 69! Who knew there was an adult themed Santa?

[Rebecca · Rating 4 out of 5]

a cute story

I love this idea of Santa 69!!! The elves are downright adorable and naughty.
I’m going to start writing to Santa 69 and hopefully I can get a few naughty gifts.

[Kimberly · Rating 5 out of 5]

Really enjoyed

I really enjoyed Percy and Nick's story. I loved that there is a Santa delivering naughty toys to adults. There was plenty of heat, sweetness, and Christmas magic.

[Tex Reader · Rating 3 out of 5]

Fun Sexy Side of North Pole That'll Plump Your Sugar Plums.

[Lady Macbeth]

DNF at 65%
It's definitely me, I lost interest in the story...