A Serial Killer’s Guide to Marriage by Asia Mackay was a WILD ride—think Dexter meets Mr. & Mrs. Smith with a dash of dark humor and suburban chaos! Big thanks to NetGalley and Random House Publishing Group – Ballantine for the ARC! The book drops on January 14, 2025, and it’s 352 pages of pure, chaotic brilliance! 🤩
Serial killer spouses 🗡️
Suburban chaos 🌼
Secret identities 🤐
Dark humor 😂
Domestic suspense 🏡
Past vs. present timelines ⏳
Morally grey characters ⚖️
Partners in crime 🖤
Power couple vibes 💕
Found family… kinda? 👨👩👧
Okay, so Hazel and Fox are your classic couple-next-door… except they used to kill bad guys for fun. 🔪 Talk about a killer relationship, am I right? They lived this glamorous, globe-trotting life of justice-by-murder, loving each other fiercely, until—SURPRISE—Hazel gets pregnant. Suddenly, it’s suburbia, baby Bibi, playdates, and PTA meetings. Fox? Living his best “dad” life. Hazel? Not so much. She’s itching to stab (literally) some excitement back into her world. 👀
When Hazel secretly kills someone (oops 😅) and Fox starts hiding secrets too, their “perfect” little family starts unraveling quicker than you can say “diaper genie.” 💥
Let’s talk about the humor—Hazel’s snarky wit is EVERYTHING. Her awkward attempts at making mom friends had me laughing out loud. 🤣 And the thriller part? Totally gripping, though I could’ve used a bit more of Hazel and Fox together—their chemistry and tension deserved more page time! The pacing dipped a bit in the middle, but Fox’s chaotic American family totally made up for it! They’re like a storm of dysfunction and hilarity wrapped in one big crazy package. 🌪️
Would I recommend it? HECK YES! It's funny, dark, and surprisingly relatable (because, c’mon, who doesn’t have a few secrets in their relationship, right?). 💁♀️
Release day can’t come soon enough—mark your calendars, this one is a must-read! 🎉
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I got the ARC of A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage, and I’m so excited to dive into this one! 🤩📖 Hazel and Fox’s quirky, darkly thrilling dynamic as ex-serial killers trying to live a suburban life has me hooked already. Can’t wait to see how their past catches up with them and what happens when Hazel’s dangerous itch resurfaces!🔪