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304 pages, Hardcover
First published September 16, 2014
I expect that you'd like to know about the most famous of all pirates, Captain James Hook. As I am the world's foremost expert on him, naturally you turned to me. Children come to me all the time, begging to hear what I know. I graciously seat them in a circle around me, lean in, and whisper, "Not a chance."
I don't like children all that much.
Hook's Revenge by Heidi Schulz (ARC)
There is no use putting it off any longer; it is time to tell what I know, lest the girl's story die with me. Settle in, I suppose. Do be sure not to touch anything, and for heaven's sake, please don't breathe so loudly. If you're quite comfortable, I'll pour myself a little drink and begin. If you're not comfortable, I'll begin anyway. Your comfort is of little concern to me.
Hook's Revenge by Heidi Schulz (ARC)
He put his sword down and sat on the floor near Jocelyn, leaning against the couch. "Don't die," he said. "What fun would that be? For me, I mean."
She reached over and gave him a little shove. "This is serious."
"Oh yes. Serious. I can tell." He arranged his face into mock gravity. "Do you dance?"
Hook's Revenge by Heidi Schulz (ARC)