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What do Kim Jong-il, a San Antonio cowboy, and a polar bear have in common?

What is the best course of action when one finds one's apartment infested with tiny little naked white men?

How many ways are there to properly grease a donkey?

Find the answer to these questions and more in this chapbook of 7 weird stories from Andrew Hilbert.

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Published 2013 by Slagdrop Books

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Jun 30, 2016 rated it liked it
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The good news about getting slightly obsessed with reading everything from someone who hasn't published a lot is that, unlike my obsessions with Stanislaw Lem or JG Ballard, reading everything is an achievable goal. In fact, soon I will be at the point where I'm picking things up as they come out. Actually, I take the whole thing back. I'm currently caught up on a couple of TV shows and waiting for their airing schedule is awful. I have set myself up for anticipation and paying slightly higher p ...more
Nov 03, 2015 rated it it was amazing
Andrew Hilbert is a stone cold killer of a writer. I first read his exquisite novella, Death Thing, and was blown away. Now, this. The stories in this chapbook are of the same high quality and have the same slap-you-silly power. Read him now.
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Andrew Hilbert is a writer living in Austin, TX. Andrew Hilbert is from Long Beach, CA. He, along with three others, founded Beggars & Cheeseburgers magazine in Long Beach shortly before moving to Texas. It lasted three issues but in its short run it had over a hundred subscribers. In Texas, he began freelance writing for multiple companies and contributing articles to He had a shor ...more

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