ARC for review. Published July 23, 2024.
Described as “breathless true crime tale of sex, religion, and murder in the deep south.” Well, I like everything in that sentence but the Oxford comma, so should be great, right?
Zzzzzzzz. Huh? What? Am I drooling?
Mike and Denise Williams (even their names are boring) were high school sweethearts as were Brian and Kathy Winchester. The couples were both devout Baptists who lived in Tallahassee. On December 12, 2000 Mike disappeared while duck hunting on Lake Seminole. His body was never found and was presumed eaten by alligators.
Then, within five years, Brian divorces Kathy and has married Denise. Hmmmm. People started talking, I mean, can’t a poor widow woman just shack up with her best friend’s man in peace for the love of God? Then, years later, the truth comes out. I won’t spoil it, but if you can’t guess it, um, well, you might not even know what “spoil” means.
So, I get that there wasn’t going to be some big surprise here, but there usually isn’t with true crime. The key is in the writing. And this could have been good. But it wasn’t. Just dull. Dulldulldull. God bless Mike’s mom though. I’m sure she looked like a lunatic, marching around with her signs and all, but she was determined to find her son, and though it didn’t turn out like she hoped, I hope she knows that she is the reason it got resolved at all. Moms are awesome.
And where are the photos? True crime books used to always have photos! Why don’t they do that anymore? I always like seeing the real people. Let’s bring that back, you cheap bastards!
I do love crime, and this had potential, but this? Skip this one. Message me if you don’t know who did it. After I’ve finished laughing at you I will tell you. It was the gators.