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Zombies Love Pizza

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This compilation of random funny thoughts is simultaneously dark and naïve; both off-the-wall and relatable; paradoxically smart and stupid. A warped sense of humor isn't required to appreciate Dan's amusingly unconventional brand of comedy, but it certainly helps. If Yogi Berra, Steve Martin and Douglas Adams had a baby together, the result might be something like this bo ...more
Paperback, 1, 152 pages
Published December 6th 2013 by CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
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Vale (BooksAndTea58)
Dec 19, 2013 rated it really liked it
I actually really enjoyed this book! I was full of funny quotes.. Some of them made me laugh out loud so much! I love that each page is filled with humor and I really recommend this book if you want a quick, funny and enjoyable read!
some of my favourite quotes were:
"Some people think I'm handsome, clever,funny,charming and smart. And by some people, I mean my mum. When I was 4." or "It wasn't until I first saw Spongebob Squarepants that I realized all this other sponges are going around comple
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Sharol
Dec 09, 2013 rated it it was amazing
I laughed out loud and even snorted a couple of times while reading this collection of hilarious thoughts. I really appreciate that the author's style of humor is family-friendly and clean. My eight year old daughter picked it up and was laughing after only reading two or three pages. I would definitely recommend this book as a gift or just as something to have to pick up from time to time when you need a laugh. I will definitely read it again and again! ...more
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Dan Florence is a humor writer (DanoftheDay.com), MBA, engineer, and father of four. Born in Salt Lake City, Utah, he currently resides in Boise, Idaho, where he enjoys photography (danflorence.com), making vintage 3D images come to life (vintage3D.tumblr.com) and cracking jokes about potatoes. ...more

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