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Like an ATM who just wants to be loved.

Like an episode of the Rockford Files but with a guy in a moo-moo.

Like a baaaaad trip to Taco Bell.

Like a farting house of skin and testicles.

Like legions of space ninjas encountering a truck stop full of friggin’ mean gay dudes.

Like wearing mittens but calling them gloves but secretly calling them hitman gloves.

Like your
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Kindle Edition, 104 pages
Published December 2nd 2013 by Lance Armstrong's Other Ball
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Michael
Jan 06, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Junk is a bizarro anthology but one that is almost too inappropriate to laugh at. Take Prom Night for instance, here you have this poor gullible girl who's being stood up yet you laugh at her anyway because she's an idiot. Flesh House wasn't even funny it was just rather disturbing but then you have a story like Woof and you once again find yourself chuckling.

These are truly stories with a dark sense of humor so if you find yourself to be one of those people that are easily offended or lack a
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Jenny
Dec 07, 2013 rated it really liked it
“Junk” meditates on the past and the passage of time, and also on the relationship between erotic love and learning. These stories are clearly among the very best of fiction and have made me realize how many ways there are of being alive. Enigmatic, tantalizing and haunting tales of rare beauty which glint like finely cut diamonds and makes oneself ask the age-old question, “What exactly is the difference between ass-juice and ass-milk?”
Rodney
Dec 07, 2013 rated it liked it
I am happy to see a new anthology with Danger Slater. There are definitely some good ones here, and a few others I didn't care as much for. There was a good variety and it was an entertaining read. My favorites are Prom Night - Danger Slater; Ass To Mouth - Jason Armstrong; Things I Need to Be a Hitman - Chris Rhatigan; Woof - Eric Beetner. ...more
Vanessa Wolf
Dec 07, 2013 rated it really liked it
Shelves: owned
The book description sums up each story exactly. So you should more or less know what to expect. The collection of bizzaro fiction here is of the humorous rather than the grotesque or gritty nature. That isn't to say gritty as fuck shit is absent from this work, but rather the gut-wrenching horror is intended to amuse. For about 13 cents a story you get a rather good bargain if you like one of the stories, and there's a one in eight chance for at least one to transport you to a world where the r ...more
Col
Jul 03, 2017 rated it liked it
Shelves: 2017, v
Synopsis/blurb…..

Like an ATM who just wants to be loved.

Like an episode of the Rockford Files but with a guy in a moo-moo.

Like a baaaaad trip to Taco Bell.

Like a farting house of skin and testicles.

Like legions of space ninjas encountering a truck stop full of friggin’ mean gay dudes.

Like wearing mittens but calling them gloves but secretly calling them hitman gloves.

Like your dog saving your life or eating your corpse.

Like waiting for that dreamy prom date who probably stood you up on account o
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Kathy
Jul 04, 2017 rated it it was ok
some good thoughts perhaps, but I would not have published these stories unless I wanted to teach a class of young'uns using some examples of stories gone wrong
wow, hair growing from the walls of a house....time to fire up my vacuum cleaner methinks
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Vincent Scott
Oct 28, 2019 rated it liked it
Fantabulous tale by the ever flammable Danger Slater!! Danger isn’t his middle name, it’s his FIRST name!
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