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Free Drinks for Ladies with Nuts

4.33  ·  Rating details ·  24 Ratings  ·  5 Reviews
This hilarious book takes the reader on a grand tour of mangled English, Freudian slips, and other malapropisms in a compendium of authentic signs, phrases, headlines, labels, menus, and ads from around the world and here at home."The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid".

(at a Serbian hotel)

"Fur coats made for ladies from their own skins".

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Paperback, 112 pages
Published March 1st 2000 by Plume (first published January 31st 2000)
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Katie
Jul 26, 2010 rated it really liked it
I bought this book just before running to catch my plane a few years ago with my brother. It was a short trip from California to Oregon. I have never been so buried in a book! I completely forgot where I was or that my uncontrollable snorting laughter would disturb others around me who must have considered locking me in the bathroom at some point in the flight.
If you find Manglish funny, you will love this book...just maybe don't read it in public? :)
Lisa
Sep 20, 2007 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: non-fiction, funny
'storaberry crap'
'beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion'
'if he still does not heave of foot, tootle him melodiously'

this book is fucking hilarious.
Heather
Apr 04, 2013 rated it it was ok
Shelves: abandoned
This is a collection of short little mistranslations. While they are slightly amusing, they didn't feel laugh out loud to me. I made it to page 32 and decided to throw in the towel.
Fishface
Feb 06, 2016 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: humor, non-book
Screamingly funny.
Brian
fun coffee table book
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