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Two Miserable Presidents: Everything Your Schoolbooks Didn't Tell You About the Civil War

4.22  ·  Rating details ·  547 ratings  ·  110 reviews

That Congressman, Preston Brooks, was ready to attack Senator Charles Sumner of Massachusetts over remarks Sumner made slamming senators who supported slavery in Kansas. Brooks lifted his cane to beat Sumner, and here the action in the book stops, so that Steve Sheink
Kindle Edition, 256 pages
Published July 7th 2009 by Roaring Brook Press (first published 2008)
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Deborah Markus
Oct 08, 2014 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Once upon a time, there was a stupid smart girl. That is, she did really well on all those "How Smart Are You?" tests; but she often had trouble in school, because she couldn't learn anything unless she was genuinely interested in it.

Eventually, she dropped out and wandered around until she signed with a literary agent, because it turns out that learning about stuff you're really interested in can be a paying proposition if you promise to write a book about it afterwards.

But she felt a little d
History was never my strongest curriculum area. It was just list after list of names, places, and dates that tended to jumble together as the lists grew. Nothing was ever "alive" enough for me to gain an actual understanding of the events--what happened, who was involved, and, most importantly, why things happened.

Steve Sheinkin has changed that, first with King George: What Was His Problem? and now with Two Miserable Presidents. Combining historical fact with little-known anecdotes, quotes fro
Ed Erwin
Sep 13, 2018 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: history, nonfiction
The title led me to believe this would be a compilation of only the odd stories that don't make it into textbooks. Maybe a bit like "Lies My Teacher Told Me". Instead, it is a full, but condensed, history of the civil war from start to finish. It is told in an engaging way, with an emphasis on the stories of individual people, especially those whose stories were a little unusual or exciting. Some of those stories probably won't make it into school books, but they should.

This was shelved in the c
Sep 03, 2018 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
How does he do it? I never would have been the least bit interested in this subject if not for prior positive experience with the author, but I am thankful to have read this. Recommended.
"[Q]uestions in a math textbook used by Southern students during the war:

1. A Confederate soldier captured eight Yankees each day for nine days. How many Yankees did he capture in all?
2. If one Confederate soldier can whip seven Yankees, how many Confederate soldiers can whip forty-nine Yankees?
Margo Tanenbaum
"History--with the good bits put back!"

The author's website describes these books as "guaranteed-never-boring history books, packed with all the true stories and real quotes he was never allowed to use during his career as a textbook writer."

Despite the comical look of the series, Sheinkin includes a serious historical overview of the war, which highlights all the key events leading up to the war, from the Fugitive Slave Act to John Brown, the Dred Scott decision, and the Lincoln-Douglas debate
Roxanne Hsu Feldman
I thoroughly enjoyed this treatment of The American Civil War. Along the way, I couldn't help exclaiming aloud how stupid and how senseless some of the battles were. The book makes all the generals and the two presidents, especially Lincoln, seem completely incompetent. I wonder if there hasn't been quite a bias here: in order to "entertain" the young readers, the book is slanted heavily toward magnifying the aspects that are ludicrous about the War. It might be true that all wars are senseless ...more
Jun 23, 2011 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
The author used to write textbooks, and was frustrated by the dry style of writing that he was required to use. So he saved all the unusual, funny, amazing, and surprising stories and quotes that he couldn't use in textbooks, and wrote his own highly readable book about the Civil War.

The two presidents were Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis, who was the president of the Confederate States. But the stories aren't so much about them as they are about the men, boys, and even a few women who fou
Feb 05, 2017 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: reviewed
It's really clear here that Sheinkin was a textbook writer - not that this is dry, but that it is written in an almost dispassionate, just-the-facts way. And I'd take issue with the "Everything Your Schoolbooks Didn't Tell You" subtitle. Nothing here is new to me - but it is presented in a coherent, comprehensive way. It's not especially deep, but it does touch on almost every event. That's what's most impressive.
Sep 02, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
What a wonderful book for kids to get to know about The Civil War! Steve Sheinkin really has a gift of turning dates and events into exciting stories that are not easily forgotten. After my 10-year-old read his first book about The American Revolution, he begged me to read Sheinkin's next book in the series, so he could get started with the next book in this wonderful series! This was a CLEAN read for students. I would recommend for upper elementary and middle school students. There may have bee ...more
Mar 24, 2017 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
It is a good book.
Elyse  Quiroz
Dec 02, 2016 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This book was absolutely amazing with its fun facts about the Civil War! The genre of this book is historical fiction (obviously). *SPOILER ALERT* The book begins before the Civil War with the Preston Brooks almost beginning to hit Charles Summer. Why? Well Charles Summer was the man who did rip the country apart with the Civil War. The book gives a thirteen step guide to how tear the country apart. Step one: Plant cotton. This step shows how Eli Whitney had his big chance to met Catherine Gree ...more
Jun 08, 2009 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 10-12, nonfiction, war
This is a good book for reluctant readers to get some Civil War history. There are some lightly humorous anecdotes and the book is written in brief factoidy chapters.

The cartoons are cute, but might need some context. Anyone who can tell me who the "not Lincoln" president is on the cover? This is what I mean by lack of context.

The text is well sourced, and there were lots of facts I knew and lots of facts I'd never heard before. Could be interesting to use in a classroom to verify facts.
Dave Hoff
Jun 01, 2013 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Another good kid's history book, that grandpa enjoyed. People I hadn't heard of, like Robert Smalls, a black naval pilot, who took control of Confederate ship, Planter, and turned it over to the Union, and Harriet Tubman who guided Union ships up the Combahee River and showed the sailors Southern warehouses & plantation houses to destroy. Much better read than the one on the Winning of the West.
The doctor checked this out for SkyGirl because she got Battle Cry, a Civil War board game, for Christmas. She, SkyGirl, wanted to know more about the Civil War. I started reading it and it was great. For a quick review of all the important battles and events around the Civil War. And it's humorous, clever and well-written.
Dec 16, 2012 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: favorites
This is a much easier and fun way to learn about the Civil War than just reading a boring, old, textbook. READ IT!
Jun 01, 2016 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2016
This book was fantastic!
Margaret Boling
6/27/13: Excellent! Completely changed the way I picture the Civil War. Made the hunger, foul food, and diversity of representation much more real to me.
I really wanted to like this more, having read two of his other histories for kids and teens.
Unfortunately, I kept running into things that were distracting, like errors in the names of people. For instance, Union general Irvin McDowell becomes "Irving" and Confederate general Joseph Johnston becomes two separate people in the index [Johnston and Johnson], either due to error or typos that didn't get corrected.
Several "autobiographical" accounts are taken at face value to provide cool but dubio
Valerie McEnroe
If you can only have one book on the Civil War, this is it. No one tells this story better than Steve Sheinkin. In fact, I would say, this is Sheinkin's best work. Given his portfolio of excellent nonfiction books for kids, this isn't a statement to take lightly.

Like his similar book King George: What Was His Problem?, Sheinkin uses humor in just the right dose to make this an easy, entertaining, light read about the Civil War. And yet, he manages to cover everything. His writing is so masterf
Jan 28, 2019 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
This book was informative, for it taught me a lot of information based on the civil war. However, I didn't give this book a high rating since I do not have an affinity for nonfiction books (even though they are resourceful and interesting). This book had a lot of action, which made it better than most nonfiction books, but I still was contented enough to give it more than 3 stars.

For those who are looking for a book related to the civil war, this would be my top recommendation. I personally thou
Lawrence Jia
Two Miserable presidents is definitely one of the most entertaining history books I have ever read. I usually don’t enjoy reading long history books because they often contain pieces of info that are most certainly relevant however are extremely boring and doesn’t make me want to remember it and I usually forget. However this book changed that perspective. There were so many little details such as what a person’s nickname was and the funny backstory behind it or the funny pictures that portrayed ...more
Meg McGregor
Sep 17, 2018 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I was a teacher for over 30 years and had my share of textbooks.

Textbooks have their use in our society and our students need to have them!

But, if I was still a teacher, I definitely would read this book to my students as they were learning about the Civil War!

As a student, I would love to have known these facts and anecdotes that the author found, after hours and hours of painstaking research!

I look forward to reading his book about the Revolutionary War!
History with the good bits puts back in indeed. So I'm not a big history buff. Keeping track of names and dates and places and dates and names was...never very interesting to me. This made it tolerable -- I actually finished reading this -- which to me says quite a lot. I think it's a good target for any kid 4th grade and up. And if you actually like history? All the better.
Lorelei Resnick
The book gave an excellent insight into the Civil War, with a bit of added humor along the way. There were certain points where I couldn't put the book down and somewhere that was all I wanted to do! I would recommend this book, but only for those who don't mind reading more of a textbook like book, rather than a story book.
Jun 02, 2018 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Everything that our school Social Studies books should be!

Two Miserable Presidents is my 5th Sheinkin history book, so I’m already sold on his research and story telling abilities.

I’m eager to use these stories in my classroom to bring my teaching of the topic to life for my students. They are sure to find a few stories in here that make them laugh or cringe, and, possibly, remember.
May 29, 2017 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I am an unabashed Sheinkin fan. His books are just so readable and enjoyable. "Two Miserable Presidents" is a history of the Civil War told in small, interesting, personal vignettes while simultaneously explaining the battles and politics involved as well.

One of my favorite touches is the final section, 'Whatever happened to?'
Jeff Koslowski
Mar 04, 2018 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
For students or early Civil War buffs, this is an easy to read and quick synopsis of the Civil War. There are enough stories and characters that would allow kids to want to dig deeper as they generate a deeper knowledge of the conflict.
Jul 02, 2018 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Hilarious overview of the American Civil War, with lots of random facts that you never knew thrown in. It's really too detailed to be called an overview, but not in-depth enough to call it a real history book.
Cristine Williams
A good Civil War read for young people filled with interesting quotes and surprising stories and strange facts not found in history books. The illustrations are great too!
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