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Adrian Green este un homosexual român care se mută la Londra pentru că.. e obosit. Deși nu prea mai are chef de muncă, își găsește, totuși, un job: administrator de cimitir.
Pe măsură ce interacționează cu diverși clienți, vii sau morți, Adrian ne spune exact ce crede el despre religie, bani, sex sau moarte, concepte pe care le descrie cu o sinceritate crudă, foarte mult um
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Paperback, Radical din 7, 384 pages
Published October 23rd 2013 by Herg Benet Publishers
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Veronica Soare
Jan 13, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Abso-fucking-lutely loved it!
Elena Vrabie
Nov 19, 2013 rated it it was amazing
I've always dreaded reading Romanian authors' books, but this one deserves to have a label of its own. It's easy to read even if it treats such controversial subjects.
Calina
Dec 30, 2013 rated it it was amazing
English version: One of the best books I've read in 2013 was Cimitirul by Telespan. It was everything I had hoped for and everything I needed to combat the holiday blues. Its witty and self-deprecating humor make it easy and fast to read and prefect for whichever state you are in: pondering the greater questions in life, looking for a quick laugh or a bit of smut reading or just for a series of unfortunate but hilarious events to take your mind off the mediocrity of your own life. Also kudos for ...more
Diana Slavici
Jul 09, 2014 rated it it was amazing
LOVE IT! The best gay manifest in the world comes from Romania! #proud
Raluca Baros
May 09, 2019 rated it did not like it
I couldn't finish this book. Even I have liked how the cemetery's owner is contoured, I didn't like the feeling of talking to my guy friend while having a beer. And even I have read books like Trainspotting, Psycho, Snuff etc, the language was annoying.
Rita Sophie
Apr 06, 2019 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Almost as good as Xanax!
Adochiţei Laura
Mar 14, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Very funny. It’s pornish with some disgusted scenes, but it’s good to read.
Ama Ciutu
Jan 21, 2014 rated it it was amazing
RO: Este prima carte pe care nu o citesc. Este prima carte in care autorul imi povesteste totul la 20 de beri/ ceaiuri/ cafele. O carte fara eroi dar care impresioneaza printr-o dezarmanta sinceritate. Telespan este realist si suprarealist in acelasi timp, iti face cunostinta cu personaje vii si se dezvaluie pe sine printr-o perfecta naratiune la persoana I, asumata si deloc studiata. Pentru autor: nu pierde vremea si scrie a doua carte!

EN: This is the first book i do not actually read. This is
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Paul
Jan 13, 2014 rated it it was amazing
This is the first fiction book I have managed to finish in more than 12 years. I don't know already if Cimitirul (The Graveyard) would end my breakup with literature, but it definitely was a very captivating, flowing, friendly and introspecting reading. It costed me one sleepless night, many smokes and a few glasses, but it's been worth it. Willingly or not, the author touches various points of introspection and debate common to many Europeans: the stranger's existential condition, an immigrant' ...more
Ileana Oprea-Sops
As long as obscenity (in both language and homosexual acts) doesn`t get your panties tied up in a knot, you can`t help but love the main character and his adventures, and be totally blown away over how nothing is sugar coated or embellished. It was the most entertaining story I have read in a very long time and I felt uncharacteristically sad to have finished it.
It is far from being a masterpiece and I`m not sure if in 5 or 10 years people will remember, much less quote it. But it`s the most ge
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Laura Cristescu
Jan 09, 2014 rated it it was amazing

First time I got a scent of this novel was on Facebook. There was this incredible funny Facebook page where small fragments from the book were published. I didn’t know this was a book at that time, but I remember my boyfriend telling me: “if this person starts writing a book, it will be a hit!” And here we are, the book and I, all alone for a couple of pages every night and every morning, not more than 10, because I don’t want to finish it. I need to laugh for more than two days.
Get the book, h
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Vitalia
Dec 11, 2016 rated it liked it
Shelves: lgbt
I was looking for an easy book to read in Romanian, and I found it with Telespan's Cimitirul.
It was easy going and fun, with a few more serious bits thrown in between.
Adrian was a relatable character, especially when it came to his propensity to dream about things that would never come to pass.
His discussions on different topics in life like fear and love and death were sometimes interesting, and sometimes patronising and self-indulgent. I loved the ending and I found Leonard's wisdom to be on
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Florina Baciu
Dec 08, 2013 rated it really liked it
It's hard to try to capture this book in words without having mixed feelings, such an undemanding book with no ambition of telling you that somebody has the world or life figured out. Read it once, be baffled by the explicit language, run along through different feelings from disgust to empathy, and a character that is so blatantly honest with himself, that you might end up taking yourself not so seriously. And then, after you've finished reading the last page, read it once again, and maybe, jus ...more
Ovi Diu
Jan 11, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Maybe the best book I've read it in 2013. This was a easy and very enjoyable read that I had trouble putting down.
The writing is sublime, the story is compelling and I really liked the first person point of view. It gave me an insight into Adrian's mind.
Ioana Dudau
Mar 04, 2014 rated it it was amazing
One of the best books I've read lately! Is not Tolstoi or Rushdie, but is definitely a book ment to be read. Extremely funny. Cimitirul is the only Romanian contemporary book that I could read in only two days and the only contemporary Romanian book that felt like a good movie. LOVED IT!
Cristian Feraru
Jan 14, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Amazing book. Loved it more than any other novel of a Romanian contemporary writer!
Alina Carbunaru
Jun 17, 2014 rated it it was amazing
All the boys and all the girls read it, read it and read it again!!!
Brainarchy
Dec 19, 2013 rated it it was amazing
FUCKING A, MATE!
Miruna Munteanu
Apr 21, 2014 rated it it was amazing
This book is unexpectedly insane for Romania! Loved every letter of it! First LGBT book I ever truly enjoyed!
Monica Badiu
Aug 16, 2016 rated it it was amazing
I loved this book. It's funny, it's shocking, it's eye-opening, it's simply life, with the good, the drama, the luck, the sacrifice. It's a must read.
Alina Petrescu
Jan 15, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Too good a read to miss it! It's not about being gay, it's about you. And there's a bonus: you get to laugh a lot.
Cristiana
Dec 17, 2013 rated it really liked it
An act of courage: outfront, sadly true, occasionally shocking, prejudice - killer. Bold book!
Madalina
Mar 20, 2014 rated it really liked it
Shelves: would-recommend
Very funny, it's worth reading it.
Ina
Jan 20, 2014 rated it liked it
Funny and fresh in tone, but that's about it.
Dorina Popescu
Apr 28, 2014 rated it it was amazing
This book is love and hate and pain and humour and music! LOVE!
Paul Istrate
Apr 11, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Excellent piece of popular literature!
Mihai Panduru
Mar 05, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Best contemporary Romanian book!
Popa Andrei
Sep 18, 2014 marked it as to-read
dfg
Timi Müller
Dec 25, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Wow.
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TELEŞPAN s-a născut prematur, pe 11 noiembrie 1979, la Drăgăşani, Vâlcea, într-o familie aparent normală. Aspectul lui la naştere i-a făcut pe părinţi să plângă. La momentul respectiv, cântărea aproximativ 1,7 kilograme, jumătate din această cantitate fiind reprezentată de cap. La naştere, medicii i-au dat maxim 48 de ore de viaţă. La patru ani a făcut meningită. A urmat o perioadă destul de necla ...more
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“Singurul sfat pe care eu pot să îl dau cu inima împăcată este: Dormiți! Dormiți, fraților, că somnul n-a făcut rău nimănui! Ești trist? Culcă-te! Ești nervos? Culcă-te! Vrei să mori? Culcă-te, poate ai noroc și mori în somn!” 41 likes
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