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288 pages, Hardcover
First published March 1, 2014
I guess if I learned anything from the whole incident, besides that girls were completely baffling, it was not to imagine a future for myself that was dependent on anyone's feelings, even my own.
Wasn't it your responsiblity to sort all that "who am I" crap out before you had kids? I don't know how they can expect me to have the kind of answers that they don't even have when they've got like twenty-five years on me.
"And this is supposed to make me feel better? You're getting a ride home with complete strangers, and I'm supposed to be glad that they're vegetarians?! Where in God's name did you meet this people?"
"Just then Tim shouts out, "TENS!!!" "All right," Jesse says. "I think there’s a rest stop up ahead."
"Tens is like ten minutes until you need a bathroom," Tim explains. "Fives is like five minutes. And if you yell turtles, that means it’s an emergency and whoever is driving should pull over at the nearest good-sized bush or tree."