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303 pages, Hardcover
First published February 25, 2014
”Bing Crosby? Really?” Nick asked. “That’s who you see when you look at me?”
Gelman gestured at Nick’s reflection in the full-length mirror. “Who do you see? Pitbull? Jay-Z, maybe?”
“Do you even know who they are?”
“Just because I’ve had a hip replacement doesn’t mean I’m not hip.”
”A complete stranger— a giant pancake, no less — has just appeared in their home,” Boyd said. “Why isn’t anyone reacting to this? Wouldn’t they be screaming terror?”
“They love pancakes,” Stan said.
“What would they do if a fried chicken leg walked in?”
“The family knows you. You’re not just another pancake off the street.”
“Okay, assuming you’re right, I’m a pancake asking this family to eat me. Am I suicidal or simply filled with self-loathing?”