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Holy Frigging Matrimony
(Tangled #1.5)
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What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this forty page short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice and hilarious one-liners.
Marriage: the final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, all the while knowing they’d never make it back.
And now another poor rocket is re ...more
Marriage: the final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, all the while knowing they’d never make it back.
And now another poor rocket is re ...more
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December 2nd 2013
(first published December 1st 2013)
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This was a super-short "extra" for fans of the 'Tangled' series. As far as stories go, this was more like a teaser or a chapter of a story. It was a short, but entertaining glimpse into the lives of one of our favorite couples.
It has been so long that I'd forgotten many of the supporting characters. Since this was such a short read, I have to admit that all of the details didn't come back to me either. I think I waited too long after reading the first book to dive into this one. If I had read it ...more
It has been so long that I'd forgotten many of the supporting characters. Since this was such a short read, I have to admit that all of the details didn't come back to me either. I think I waited too long after reading the first book to dive into this one. If I had read it ...more
4.5 stars. I interviewed Drew for the Berner Zeitung. Please scroll down. It was fun!
Matrimony...? Drew needs a smoke...and I tell you to get rid of it. Subito!
Here we go…
Sorry, I got sidetracked by the quotes. I'll give it another shot. Here we go again...
Baba:
Hello Drew. I'm Baba, a freelance journalist for the Berner Zeitung.
Drew:
Berner Zeitung? Never heard of that paper.
Baba:
I'm from Switzerland.
Drew:
Shoot! I've never been to Switzerland. It's the country of watches, fine chocolate, banks a ...more
Matrimony...? Drew needs a smoke...and I tell you to get rid of it. Subito!
Here we go…
Sorry, I got sidetracked by the quotes. I'll give it another shot. Here we go again...
Baba:
Hello Drew. I'm Baba, a freelance journalist for the Berner Zeitung.
Drew:
Berner Zeitung? Never heard of that paper.
Baba:
I'm from Switzerland.
Drew:
Shoot! I've never been to Switzerland. It's the country of watches, fine chocolate, banks a ...more
★★★★1/2! Tangled, book 1.5. Drew Evans is back!
“You smell like sweat and sex…and me. It’s hot. Eau de Cum kicks Chanel Number Five’s ass.”
Books/BONUS chapters in the Tangled series should be read in (this) order:
Book 1: Tangled
Book 1.1: Working Late/The Kiss – Best read after chapter 6 of book 1. PLUS Interview with Drew.
Book 1.2: The Bitch Strikes Back – 1 month after book 1
Book 1.4: What a Difference A Year Makes: Exclusive sneak peek into the future Tangled – ...more
This was a sexy and hilarious short story told to us from Drew's POV that takes place a year after the end of Tangled.
While it was a very quick read (about 40 pages), it also put a huge smile on my face! As you can guess from the title, it does take place at a wedding but.... there was a bit of a twist to it! ;)
Despite it's short length, the story was packed with sexy times...
"There's no time to mess around - even for a quickie."...more
I stalk towards her. "A -- there's always t
Another dose of Drew Evans!
Emma Chase continues to spoil us with another treat through this short story which serves as a prequel to the next book, Twisted. At first I was kind of surprised because I really thought it will be 'their' wedding, but it wasn't. I was deceived. Lol. Buuut I loved all the scenes here. That fight between Billy and Drew was so hilarious af. And that shocking scene between Kate's mom and Steven's dad. *facepalms
Here's my favorite conversation between Drew and Kate:
Emma Chase continues to spoil us with another treat through this short story which serves as a prequel to the next book, Twisted. At first I was kind of surprised because I really thought it will be 'their' wedding, but it wasn't. I was deceived. Lol. Buuut I loved all the scenes here. That fight between Billy and Drew was so hilarious af. And that shocking scene between Kate's mom and Steven's dad. *facepalms
Here's my favorite conversation between Drew and Kate:
...more
I know, I know, it was way too short but a nice little teaser all the same. Cannot wait for the next book. ...more
4 Hilarious Stars!
In this short story we have Drew, Kate and a wedding.
And exactly as everything where they are present, it will be awesome as hell.
This was a great way to have my Drew-fix before the next book comes out. I love him and his dirty mind and the way he just can’t help himself in saying /doing everything that comes into his mind.
It was a sexy, sweet and hilarious novella and this was basically my reaction through all the pages:
Can’t wait for their second book!!! ...more
In this short story we have Drew, Kate and a wedding.
And exactly as everything where they are present, it will be awesome as hell.
This was a great way to have my Drew-fix before the next book comes out. I love him and his dirty mind and the way he just can’t help himself in saying /doing everything that comes into his mind.
It was a sexy, sweet and hilarious novella and this was basically my reaction through all the pages:
Can’t wait for their second book!!! ...more
4.5 Frigging Funny stars!
Drew Evans is hilarious! In this short story that takes place after Tangled, we get all Drew’s p.o.v. My only complaint- it was too short! It was like a little tease that left me wanting more.
Sweet, sexy, and funny as hell! I’m so excited for book 2, I can’t wait!!!
Drew ♥ ♥ ♥
...more
Drew Evans is hilarious! In this short story that takes place after Tangled, we get all Drew’s p.o.v. My only complaint- it was too short! It was like a little tease that left me wanting more.
Sweet, sexy, and funny as hell! I’m so excited for book 2, I can’t wait!!!
Drew ♥ ♥ ♥
...more
I freaking loved it!
Drew is so hilarious....
Love him!
My only complaint is it was too short! I was reading and then it was over!
I need more Drew!!
...more
Drew is so hilarious....
Love him!
My only complaint is it was too short! I was reading and then it was over!
I need more Drew!!
...more
*ARC kindly provided in exchange for an honest review*
Here's the thing about Holy Frigging Matrimony. I loved it. And I hated it. What the hell? You're wondering. I know, I know. I must be crazy. I loved it so much because it was more Drew. I hated it because it was not enough Drew. But here's the thing about Drew Evans... you'll never, ever get enough.
That being said, I do think that my rating would probably be different if I'd been a paying customer. I know it says it's only 40 pages, but I d ...more
Here's the thing about Holy Frigging Matrimony. I loved it. And I hated it. What the hell? You're wondering. I know, I know. I must be crazy. I loved it so much because it was more Drew. I hated it because it was not enough Drew. But here's the thing about Drew Evans... you'll never, ever get enough.
That being said, I do think that my rating would probably be different if I'd been a paying customer. I know it says it's only 40 pages, but I d ...more
Ah, an early Christmas gift! More Drew in our lives!
Holy Fricking Matrimony is a quickie nouvella depicting the events of Delores and Matthew's wedding reception. In all Drew and Kate's hilarious relationship antics, we get another glimpse into the mind of Drew. He's childish, whorish, protective, and freaking hilarious! It's a quick half hour read full of comedy.
I have to say I'm so happy Ms. Chase won the award for Best Debut Goodreads Author in her book
. This book brings you rig
...more
Holy Fricking Matrimony is a quickie nouvella depicting the events of Delores and Matthew's wedding reception. In all Drew and Kate's hilarious relationship antics, we get another glimpse into the mind of Drew. He's childish, whorish, protective, and freaking hilarious! It's a quick half hour read full of comedy.
I have to say I'm so happy Ms. Chase won the award for Best Debut Goodreads Author in her book
. This book brings you rig
...more
My Drew and Kate:
Do you remember Drew? This extra-snarky-super-awesome-sarcastic man that we had a pleasure to meet in Tangled? Of course, how could anyone forget him. Emma Chase comes again with story written in his POV, this time it is very short novella. It may be a really short one, but it lacks nothing in entertainment department.
Once again, Drew's thoughts made me laugh and I enjoyed reading this novella immensely. It wasn't what I expected, but I love to be surprised. And believe me when ...more
Do you remember Drew? This extra-snarky-super-awesome-sarcastic man that we had a pleasure to meet in Tangled? Of course, how could anyone forget him. Emma Chase comes again with story written in his POV, this time it is very short novella. It may be a really short one, but it lacks nothing in entertainment department.
Once again, Drew's thoughts made me laugh and I enjoyed reading this novella immensely. It wasn't what I expected, but I love to be surprised. And believe me when ...more
Fast forward to the future after a year during a wedding. (view spoiler)
Funny sexy Drew is back!
“My favourite dress of yours will always be…the one on the floor.”
...more
Funny sexy Drew is back!
“My favourite dress of yours will always be…the one on the floor.”
...more
4.5 DELISHSHESS DREW STARS!!!
Note: This is a forty page short story meant to hold readers over until the next full length novel Twisted is released in March.
“Have I told you how cock-stiffeningly gorgeous you look tonight?”
Uh, no Drew. You didn’t, but that’s okay since you basically said I am ;) *waggles eyebrows*
There is no one, and I mean no one like the charming, hilarious, sexy, and fun-loving Drew!! I didn’t think it would be possible, but Ms. Chase has managed to fit humor, emotio ...more
Note: This is a forty page short story meant to hold readers over until the next full length novel Twisted is released in March.
“Have I told you how cock-stiffeningly gorgeous you look tonight?”
Uh, no Drew. You didn’t, but that’s okay since you basically said I am ;) *waggles eyebrows*
There is no one, and I mean no one like the charming, hilarious, sexy, and fun-loving Drew!! I didn’t think it would be possible, but Ms. Chase has managed to fit humor, emotio ...more
Drew ....
What can I say about you?
Well that's easy...
Love you!!!!
Anything to read with more of this delicious man, count me in! ...more
What can I say about you?
Well that's easy...
Love you!!!!
Anything to read with more of this delicious man, count me in! ...more
4 Smart Ass, Male Mind, Lovely Snippet Stars * * * *
Oh... where to start.
I read Tangled a while ago before I started reviewing.
I devoured that book. Loved every single morsel.
I LOVE THE MALE POV. Yes, I know ... capitals are considered shouting...
Well, when it comes to Drew and all of the fantastic maleness that comes out of his mouth...
If we were having coffee together and shooting the shit... I would be laughing, howling with tears coming down my face trying to retell parts of the book wher ...more
Oh... where to start.
I read Tangled a while ago before I started reviewing.
I devoured that book. Loved every single morsel.
I LOVE THE MALE POV. Yes, I know ... capitals are considered shouting...
Well, when it comes to Drew and all of the fantastic maleness that comes out of his mouth...
If we were having coffee together and shooting the shit... I would be laughing, howling with tears coming down my face trying to retell parts of the book wher ...more
Aug 06, 2013
Sharon ∞❥ is an emotional book junkie ❥∞
rated it
really liked it
Shelves:
read-in-2013
It was wonderful but like everyone else says it was way too short! Not even a whole day in the life of Drew and Kate! And EM was a bit tricksy!
But at least we got a Drew fix till the next book, Twisted, which will be from Kate's POV. I'm definitely looking forward to that!
Here's hoping Drew never grows up!
Favorite quotes:
❤ “My favorite dress of yours will always be…the one on the floor.”
❤ "I want to defile the prestigious Plaza Hotel by having you ride me like a slutty mermaid in the bath ...more
Aug 06, 2013
*J* Too Many Books Too Little Time
rated it
it was amazing
Shelves:
love,
scorching-hot
Holy Frigging Hell that was some funny shit!!!
Drew:
...more
Drew:
...more
I missed Drew! He is hilarious!!!
Thank you so much Emma Chase for this little precious book!!
...more
Thank you so much Emma Chase for this little precious book!!
...more
FIVE FRIGGIN HILARIOUS STARS!!!
Loved this novella!!
Drew Evans is still crazy sexy, lush, and laugh out loud hysterical!!
Of course you know there's going to be some dirty talking and hot sexy scenes!
But most importantly, there were so many times I just laughed so hard.
Drew always gets himself into trouble and poor Kate suffers from a bit of embarrassment.
Kate's ex, Billy, shows up at the wedding reception.
Drew is not happy that Kate still remained friends with Billy.
He doesn't trust him and B ...more
Loved this novella!!
Drew Evans is still crazy sexy, lush, and laugh out loud hysterical!!
Of course you know there's going to be some dirty talking and hot sexy scenes!
But most importantly, there were so many times I just laughed so hard.
Drew always gets himself into trouble and poor Kate suffers from a bit of embarrassment.
Kate's ex, Billy, shows up at the wedding reception.
Drew is not happy that Kate still remained friends with Billy.
He doesn't trust him and B ...more
Aug 06, 2013
Jacqueline's Reads
marked it as considering
OH.MY.GOD. I do not read in between noveallas unless I love the series and I am so excited about this!!!!!
Who can say no to more Drew Evans, even if it’s just forty pages? Yeah, not me! Loved this short story!
With the backdrop of a wedding, it provides the perfect setting for some crazy situations. Who can say no to more Drew Evans, even if it’s just forty pages? Yeah, not me! Loved this short story! Drew can’t stay out of trouble for long and his actions had me laughing out loud once again ♥
With the backdrop of a wedding, it provides the perfect setting for some crazy situations. Who can say no to more Drew Evans, even if it’s just forty pages? Yeah, not me! Loved this short story! Drew can’t stay out of trouble for long and his actions had me laughing out loud once again ♥
“I don’t even know what to say to you.”...more
I squirm – just a little. “He started it.”
Her eyes narrow. “Are you
Drew has the best male of POV ever.
Drew does not disappoint, he is sarcastic, egotistical, and hilarious.
But its his witty sarcastic charm that captivates its reader.
Unfortunately, it is extremely short. And your left feeling..
All I can say is I WANT more Drew :D
Cannot wait for more..............
I need a Drew in my life LOL ...more
Drew does not disappoint, he is sarcastic, egotistical, and hilarious.
And like a dog who hasn't seen his master all day, my lonely cock lifts its head at the sight of her
But its his witty sarcastic charm that captivates its reader.
Unfortunately, it is extremely short. And your left feeling..
All I can say is I WANT more Drew :D
Cannot wait for more..............
I need a Drew in my life LOL ...more
Did Emma Chase deliver once again or did she deliver???
Being inside Drew's head is one of my favorite places to be. Yes, it's up there with the beaches of Bora Bora and streets of New York at Christmas time so, if you ever experienced either, you can just imagine how much I ♥ Drew!
I read this over breakfast this morning and laughed through the entire thing! Yes, Emma does this to you via Drew's thoughts which are absolutely hysterical!
Now, is it bad that I didn't remember Dee Dee at all??? I me ...more
Oh Drew, how I've missed your hilarious and twisted mind.
...more
Loved this little story with Drew, Kate and the gang.
Emma Chase is one bona-fide awesome author, and her character Drew Evans one of the funniest guys in romance.
More please! More!!!
Emma Chase is one bona-fide awesome author, and her character Drew Evans one of the funniest guys in romance.
More please! More!!!
“Have I told you how cock-stiffeningly gorgeous you look tonight?”
Aaaaahhh, Drew, you sweet talker!
This is a gorgeous little look at Drew and Kate about a year after the events of Tangled. Once again from Drew’s POV, it’s sexy and sweet and utterly, utterly hilarious!
Now in a committed relationship with Kate, Drew finds himself still madly in love and lust, but still navigating the waters of coupledom.
Aaaaahhh, Drew, you sweet talker!
This is a gorgeous little look at Drew and Kate about a year after the events of Tangled. Once again from Drew’s POV, it’s sexy and sweet and utterly, utterly hilarious!
Now in a committed relationship with Kate, Drew finds himself still madly in love and lust, but still navigating the waters of coupledom.
“I don’t even know what to say to you.”...more
I squirm – just a little. “He started it.”
Her e
This was a little 40 page story that gives us fast forward to the future. I have to agree with some of the reviews that this partly ruins part of Dee's story that is set to take place in book three, so seeing how Emma Chase will work that book in with this will be interesting.
This was Drew at his best, all smart ass. The guy you love so much you have to stifle the urge to punch him his his adorable face. Since this is one of those shorts that your really can't go into because it will ruin it for ...more
This was Drew at his best, all smart ass. The guy you love so much you have to stifle the urge to punch him his his adorable face. Since this is one of those shorts that your really can't go into because it will ruin it for ...more
DREW EVANS...
Let me tell you this,
That's all!!
Now, can we have more, please..pretty please? ...more
Let me tell you this,
That's all!!
Now, can we have more, please..pretty please? ...more
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