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Your Disgusting Head (The Haggis-on-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance)

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The Darkest, Most Offensive and Moist Secrets of Your Ears, Mouth and Nose

For many years the scientific and educational community has wondered and worried about the possibility that semi-sane scholar-pretenders would find the means to put out a series of reference books, filled with ludicrous misinformation and aimed at children.

Well, we offer you YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD b

Hardcover, 64 pages
Published September 28th 2004 by Simon & Schuster (first published January 1st 2001)
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Feb 15, 2008 rated it it was amazing
What world changing feat did Fernando de la Mancini-Goldfarb perform in 1911?

What is the truth about the Birdman of Ames, Iowa?

Do you have your mother's, father's or Chester A. Arthur's mouth?

I found the (undoubtedly true) answers to these and countless other questions in Volume 2 No. 241 of 307 of the Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD.

There is so much about my head I never knew before, so much my public school education failed to prepare me for.
Dec 01, 2007 rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: Tim and Eric's Awesome Show fans
Mess with your kids while they're still in the womb, and read them this masterpiece. Forget improving their math skills with Mozart, teach them about harelips, quadruple nostrils, dirty faced kids at the fair, and much more in this groundbreaking novel. Fully equipped with lots of pictures for grabby grubby baby hands, too!

Did you know that there is a specific organ in your brain responsible for memorizing Creed lyrics?
Sep 21, 2011 rated it it was amazing
Very informative! If you don't understand discordian, absurdist humor, you will think this book is horrible. You'd be wrong, but if you don't understand discordian/absurdist humor, the rest of us think you're horrible.
Jan 09, 2008 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: the more random you are, the better
Recommended to April by: Rachel McCarty, because I recommended Giraffes? Giraffes! to her
Dunno why, but I liked "Giraffes? Giraffes!" better. By the way, neither of these books should be read alone. They should be read cozied up to a good friend and preferably under the influence.
Jun 03, 2008 rated it really liked it
More disreputable but hilarious misinformation from Dr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey.
Feb 10, 2012 rated it liked it
Shelves: humor
A good gag gift, if you can find it. This includes some tidbits about gross stuff you can find in your nose, mouth, ears. But for the most part this book is designed to be a conversation piece sitting on your coffee table. Large portions of it are totally invented or off topic or both.

It includes a word search puzzle that is something like this (not copied exactly):

Something like this:

Circle all the words you hear in a dentist's office:

Aug 23, 2007 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: appreciaters of asburdity
I learned about the moistness of my head, and how that makes me a better person.
I learned about why my ears are so ugly.
I learned why my pets seem to ingore me.
I memorized all the presidents who did not have ears.
etc. etc.

Brilliant, somewhat snarky, and oddly obsessed with Matthew Broderick and Terre Haute. Works for me.

Thanks, Rebecca!
Jamie Felton
Nov 11, 2007 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: hilarious
I would compare this to Monty Python maybe. A mocklopedia of information about the human body. McSweeneys does everything with great attention to detail and aesthetic value, and this is no different. It is completely ridiculous and beautifully done.
Logophile (Heather)
Jan 05, 2009 rated it it was amazing
In this book of unbelievable brilliance you will learn what your tongue color means and other insightful tidbits.
All the good stuff they skipped in A & P.
Nov 16, 2007 rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: every person in the whole wide world
You have to love a book that ask the age old question "where does snot come from?" and answer's it for you Detroit!
Feb 07, 2008 rated it liked it
Recommends it for: you
one bonus star for the nice printing, one bonus star for the poster and stuff. content is otherwise the same old crap you'd expect from books like this.
Feb 24, 2012 rated it it was ok
I liked Giraffes Giraffes better.
The Cute Little Brown-haired girl
Apr 10, 2008 marked it as to-read
Recommends it for: parents who have kids that are addicted to picking their boogers
Anything about boogers and whatever might live in the dark little holes in my head, well, it just sounds too good to be true that there is a book about it!
Apr 14, 2008 marked it as to-read
Phoebe isn't old enough for this one,yet, but we have it on the shelf along with giraffes, giraffes by Eggers and his younger brother
Pretty funny.
Jul 19, 2008 rated it it was amazing
Sequel to 'Giraffes? Giraffes!' Definately check out the authors note (or is it the foreward?) in this one.
Sep 28, 2008 rated it really liked it
Shelves: humor, nature
I learned many things about my own head.
Sep 11, 2007 added it
Recommends it for: Denice!
This book cracks me up. I can't wait to read it aloud with my family! Denice will laugh so hard she won't be able to breathe.
James Cradock
May 16, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Absurd. Well done. Recommended.
Aug 30, 2009 rated it liked it
Shelves: humor, non-fiction
More silliness from the "Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brillance" series. Learn which presidents did not have ears!
May 18, 2009 rated it really liked it
Amazing as usual. The diagrams and tables on pages 13, 21, 48, and the biography of Doris and Benny are what truly solidified my love of this HOW books.
Sep 09, 2008 rated it really liked it
Another McSweeney's humor book.
Jul 26, 2008 rated it really liked it
Extreme silliness in a Python vein. Unfortunately it came into my possession a bit too late as I had already replaced my tongue with a cashmere pullover...
Janel Schultz
May 14, 2008 rated it it was amazing
epitome of taste
Jul 08, 2007 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: stupid people who no longer want to be stupid
do you want to learn the political affiliations of various body parts? of course you do. everyone does. so read this book.
Jun 26, 2009 marked it as to-read
This sounds like EOTWITNS.
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