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223 pages, Hardcover
First published August 5, 2006
انه لمن المشوق ان تولي هذا الاهتمام لإنسان لا تعرفه، لم تره، ولن تراه على الأرجح ابداً، لإنسان لا تنتظر منه شيئاً ولا تعرف ان كان سيأتي منه شيء في المقابل
Dear Sir/Madam at "LIKE" magazine,
Are you deliberately ignoring my attempts to cancel my subscription? If you're trying to offload more copies of your rag which, let's face it, is gradually going down the drain, I regret to inform you that I'm not going to pay another cent!
You've sent your message to the wrong address. This is a private one : email@example.com.
You want firstname.lastname@example.org. You're the third person who's sent me an email trying to cancel their subscription. It must be really a shocking magazine.
Emmi, you can't stop talking about sex. It's pathological!
I'm sorry to say that yes, IT DOES MATTER TO ME WHEN, HOW, WITH, WHOM AND HOW OFTEN YOU HAVE SEX! If I am indeed somebody's chosen "second voice" then I should also have the right to judge wether it's appropriate when, how, with, whom and how often that person has sex.
She - this Emmi with size 37 shoes - is beginning to interest me more than befits the nature of our correspondence.
...Has it occurred to you that we know absolutely nothing about each other? We're creating virtual character, piecing together identikit fantasies of each other... We're toying with and endlessly provoking each other's curiosity by refusing point-blank to satisfy it... Each of us is trying desperately to build up an accurate picture of the other. And by the same time we're being meticulous in not giving away anything fundamental about ourselves.
Yes, by all means feel free to write to me! Type away all your frustration with men, from the depths of your soul. Unleash all your self-righteousness, cynicism and gloating. If you feel better afterwards, my inbox has done its job. If you don't, then just treat yourself (or your mother) to another "LIKE" subscription and unsubscribe from "Leike" .
It's three o'clock in the morning. Is the north wind blowing?