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The Intern's Handbook

(John Lago Thriller #1)

3.64  ·  Rating details ·  6,039 ratings  ·  1,014 reviews
Interns are invisible. That’s the mantra behind HR, Inc., an elite "placement agency" that doubles as a network of assassins-for-hire, taking down high-profile executives who wouldn't be able to remember an intern’s name if their lives depended on it.

At the ripe old age of twenty-five, John Lago is already New York City’s most successful hit man. He’s also an intern at a p
Hardcover, 276 pages
Published April 8th 2014 by Simon Schuster
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Lynn The ending was so way over the top but an eight year old would love it. It's one of those 'give me a break, they'd all be dead".…moreThe ending was so way over the top but an eight year old would love it. It's one of those 'give me a break, they'd all be dead".(less)

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...After months of reading this, I've finally finished!

I loved the idea. The beginning was awesome. Then it started to be soooo boring and so repetitive. I slowly started to hate every single character. Then I stopped reading for some time. I almost thought that I would DNF it but then decided against it.

And the ending? Was freaking amazing! Did not see that coming at all. Which made me happy that I finished the book. However, overall I have to say that I would still call this book a slight disa
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Corporate satire disguised as action novel.
“Intern maggot?”
“Yes, sir.”(c)
Interns are invisible. You can tell executives your name a hundred times and they will never remember it because they have no respect for someone at the bottom of the barrel, working for free. The irony is that they will heap important duties on you with total abandon. The more of these duties you voluntarily accept, the more you will get, simultaneously acquiring TRUST AND ACCESS. Ultimately, your target will trust you
Will M.
Dec 28, 2014 rated it really liked it
John Lago is an assassin disguised as an intern. Interns are invisible, and that makes it the best costume for an assassin. He has been doing this for years now, and he's in his last mission. He's planning of retiring, and his last mission is not the easiest one of all.

This was a mixture of craziness and awesome action. It was really hard to like during the first part, but once I've grown to like the main character, the novel was very fast paced. In a way, it was a simple story, but there were
Ash Wednesday
Apr 08, 2014 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: Readers who enjoyed Tangled and I Am the Weapon
I am wet shoes.
I am cold, damp breath.
I am sweating hands.
I am gravity crushing the grass beneath my boots.
I am Kevlar and metal and lead.
I am laser sighting.
I am death.
And I am coming.

It feels like yesterday I was just writing a review about a sociopathic young male assassin facing THE conflict that will change his life.

The difference between that book and this one of course being, John Lago (the author of this handbook) reminds me a bit of Drew Evans… without the manwhoring, misog
Apr 30, 2014 rated it it was ok
It's been brought to my attention that this book is also called "Kill Your Boss." Hah. Cute.

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I got this book through GR's first-read giveaway. What drew me in at first was the cover art (so gimmicky, it's got to be one of my favorites), the whole "assassin posing as an intern" premise, and the promise of humor. So I went into this book expecting a fun read.

It was not a fun read. It's actually a screenplay given a lot of padding to look like a book. Why this story isn't a movie but a book
Aug 24, 2014 rated it did not like it
This book was powerfully terrible. The writing was appaling; the story is fraught with cliches, inconsistency, and piss-poor action sequences...

Here's my top 2, of many, problems with the book.

-The main character exhibits probably the most inconsistent, incongruous personality I've ever seen. He talks many times about how he is an emotionless robot with no qualms about killing whoever he has to, stating that he has no moral code and no ability to connect emotionally... He then routinely exhibits
Dec 26, 2013 rated it really liked it
Shelves: edelweiss, reviewed
This book is a handbook for new assassins, written by John Lago, a soon-to-be-retired 24 year old practitioner of that trade. The assassins assume the positions of interns to get close to their targets, because these employees are generally invisible or ignored when not being abused. The handbook outlines Lago's final mission, as he tries to locate and then kill his target at a New York law firm, where no one seems to be who they pretend to be. Lago also describes some of his prior "kills" to il ...more
Jan 26, 2014 rated it did not like it
I received an ARC from Simon & Schuster Canada.

This book read like an action movie (which makes sense since Shane Kuhn works in film): lots of action, but poor characterization, a nonsensical conceit, and shoddy plotting. The main character, John Lago, is basically a 25-year-old James Bond, but without the glamour or MI6 background. What Lago has in common with Bond is having no conscience and basically womanizing all day long. He drinks, he does drugs, he survives impossible situations, invents
Robin (Bridge Four)
May 31, 2014 rated it really liked it
3.5 Stars Buddy read with Ash

Its John’s final assignment before he is forced into retirement at the ripe old age of 25, he has made it longer than most the people he started out in the assassin business with. As a parting gift he is giving the next generation of assassins an instruction manual of sorts so they might be better prepared for the life they’ve chosen.

Don’t kid yourself. If you’re going to do this, you can’t ever try to justify it. You are the bad guy, and that is your role. Withou
Apr 02, 2014 rated it really liked it
Shelves: mystery
John Lagos is an assassin. He has been an assassin since he was 12 years old. He is 25 and ready to retire although he is a bit suspicious on what "retire" means in his business and especially to his boss. He works for a mysterious company that specializes in high end assassinations usually putting the hit man into an intern's position at the company where their high profile victims reside. Why interns, you ask? As John Lagos' boss, Bob, states...
"Interns are invisible. You can tell an executive
Jan 17, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Refreshingly different! I won this book on Goodreads. My honest review is that I have found a new favorite author. This book was a humorous but carefully crafted look at an assassin's trade. I loved the writing, the pacing and the plots. Highly recommend!! ...more
Mar 08, 2014 rated it liked it
Shelves: arc, vine
An action movie on paper, but suspension of disbelief can only hold for an hour or two. I'll buy that John is a serious bad-a$$ and can perform feats of strength, agility, and stamina that we mere mortals have trouble comprehending, but the point where he got a piece of his heel shot off and could still walk was just nonsense.

The plot got more and more contrived as it went, jumping the shark without a backward glance around 2/3 of the way through the book. And i got really, really tired of John
I first noticed this book on a shelf in the bookshop and it intrigued me. The idea behind it is definitively original and I decided to read it now that I have finished the books I had planned.

John Lago is a killer who acts as an intern to reach unapproachable targets. He is the best in his job, apparently cold and ruthless, always and only focused on the mission. At the beginning of this story, he is preparing to carry out what should be the last assignment before his retirement, at the age of 2
Mike French
Apr 23, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Fasten your seatbelts, you are in for a wild ride! The chase scene in "Bullitt" is a Sunday ride in the country compared to this!! Shane Kuhn has written my favorite novel in 2014! ...more
Toribio Puente
Sep 16, 2014 rated it did not like it
I can't believe this book almost got 5 stars! I mean, to be fair this was Shane Kuhn's first novel and not everyone is going to write Carrie as their first novel, but this book was NOT worthy of even 2 stars, let-alone 4!

The main character, John Lago, is just . . . awful! Everyone can see it's basically James Bond and Barney Stinson put into one obnoxious, self obsessed, douche, right? He's suppose to be smooth like 007, but has a cocky humor like Stinson. Then he's suppose to be this murderer w
Oct 31, 2013 rated it really liked it
Shelves: first-reads
4.5 stars

I won this book in a Goodreads Giveaway, and it is the first I have read by Shane Kuhn.

This comedic/thriller is the story of John Lago, a hit man who gains access to his targets by infiltrating their organizations as a lowly intern. There were parts of this that were tongue-in-cheek hysterical, mixed in with all the great elements and drama of a thriller. Emotion? Yes, this book has that as well. What starts out as a "handbook" to would-be employees of Human Resources, Inc., turns into
Mar 22, 2014 rated it really liked it

Full review over at Fantasy Book Critic.

ANALYSIS: There are some books that draw you in with their blurb descriptions about their protagonists such as Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay, I Am Not A Serial Killer by Dan Wells, Beat The Reaper by Josh Bazzell, etc and then completely hook you in with the content matter. The Intern’s Handbook seemed to be another such book and I couldn’t wait to read it and see how it would pan out.

The story begins as a series of chapters in a handbook that d
Mar 15, 2017 rated it really liked it
Hi. My name is Cyndi and I'm addicted to...television. You thought I was going to say books, didn't you? Well, that addiction is a given, right? But I'm also a tv junkie.
In our house there is never any, "My children never watch tv." (Read that with a snooty accent, please.) Nope. We love tv AND books.
Anyway, that is why I often compare books to a tv show, and that is why I think this book was a bit like 'Burn Notice.' There is a 'voice over' feel to the story while he is giving the best meth
Mar 09, 2015 rated it did not like it
This book is sloppy in the way most action screenplays are, while trying way too hard to be cool. I think Kuhn wants this to be a cross between Fight Club and Grosse Point Blank, but it just feels like a pale echo of better movies like those.

I didn't realize this was written by a screenwriter until I got to the twelfth movie reference and read the author's bio. Then the main character goes to work at the law firm of "Bendini, Lambert & Locke." Bendini, Lambert & Locke is the evil law firm of Joh
Brian Poole
Jun 19, 2016 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
The Intern’s Handbook is an entertaining, subversive thriller.

John Lago works for an organization called HR, Inc. Its mandate? To put highly trained young assassins into low level positions that give them access to valuable targets. Because no one looks twice at the intern. Approaching age 25, John embarks on his final mission. He’s embedded into a high end NYC law firm, one of whose partners is selling the identities of locations of people in witness protection. John’s assignment is complicated
Jan 13, 2014 rated it liked it
I got my hands on an advanced reader's copy of this book and I enjoyed it even though I felt it came off the rails a bit in the last 5 chapters. I was hooked by the concept, "Hit men pose as interns to assassinate VIPs because no one gives a damn about interns but everyone loves to have free labor around". Fun stuff.

I would definitely recommend Joseph Garber's Vertical Run for anyone who enjoyed The Intern's Handbook. Plot: David Elliot shows up to his job like every day... and then his boss tri
Apr 21, 2014 rated it really liked it
Shelves: humor
The front of the book states it is a thriller. However I shelfed this one as humor. So where does it fit? I really do not know. Written by an intern as a handbook for new employees of HR Inc., a company of assassins, and detailing his last job, this is an oddball. I found it to be a humorous read because the main character is quite an oddball with a very droll sense of humor. The author does manage to throw in some nice twists that could jack this one up to a thriller. Don't worry about where to ...more
Hesham N. Ali
Aug 01, 2016 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Don't know where to start here ...

John Lago is one badass hitman and he's writing a guid for whoever's taking his place after retirement--you. He's speaking directly to you.

Very realistic character settings with R-rated language. Plus the tons of movie references.
Oct 28, 2013 rated it really liked it
Sleek, quick, violent, funny, surprising and inventive, with a surprisingly creamy, chewy emotional center. Picked up out of curiousity, put down in the wee hours when I ran out of pages to turn.
Don ツ
May 06, 2014 rated it really liked it
Shelves: bacaan-bi, ebook
Initially 5 stars.

I hesitate to read this because I was slightly affected with readers comment/ maybe I was just lazy. Book hopping is my thing nowadays.

I like John Lago narration of his life in sarcastic, most descriptive ways in every highly exaggerated manner. Well he is professional high-profile assassin. So, it's a MUST.

John was on his last assignment before he retired and lead a clean life. However, this assignment doesn't have specific target, he must discover himself by masking himself
Aug 09, 2014 rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: thiller
I purchased this completely on a whim after a crappy day at work, the title of the book just screamed out for me to buy it (my version is called 'kill your boss' and not 'the interns handbook')
When I started reading it I was hooked John Lago is a hitman who gets sent to companies to infiltrate them from the bottom and work his way up to the top by gaining the trust of the fat cats only for him to assassinate them in inventive ways that are fitting to their crimes.
Lago starts off describing what
Mike (the Paladin)
Aug 10, 2015 rated it liked it
Shelves: thriller, action
Interesting book. Set up as a handbook being produced for "new assassins" going to work for his employer the book is readable and it holds the interest. I can't really go above 3 stars here as while I like it pretty well it never drew me in, it was never more than a mildly readable book. Where I've gone so far as to be concerned about how interested I was in other "assassin" based novels, this one was sort of...just a book.

Don't get me wrong, it gets my recommendation as a read. Try it yourself
Jan 02, 2014 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: fiction, first-reads
Disclaimer: I received this book for free through First Reads.

I loved this! I thought this was well-written, with an engaging plot line and my type of humor. I found it to be similar in style to Christopher Moore, in terms of humor and gore, and a little bit of Chuck Pahlaniuk (sp?), in terms of violence and the 'off the grid' type lifestyle of the main character.

I was surprised several times throughout the novel by twists in the plot, and the story line kept me guessing throughout. I would say
Oct 13, 2015 rated it really liked it
So I picked up The Intern’s Handbook on a whim since I was in need of a new audiobook for the daily commute, and it totally and completely exceeded expectations. Not only was this darkly funny and action packed, but combined with pitch-perfect narration, it was one enjoyable listen.

John Lago is twenty-four and with his upcoming twenty-fifth birthday he’s nearing the age of retirement. Now what job has forced retirement at the age of twenty-five? Why, being an intern, of course. After all, “it is
Jul 21, 2014 rated it liked it
If I were to attempt to write a book for the 15-25-year-old male, this is the book I would like to write. Full of quick-witted humor and over-the-top violence, it's what I would imagine a bro's dream novel would look like: essentially a funny action movie, but in writing. (Not being a bro myself, however, I defer to the opinion of true male readers in this age bracket.)

The premise is catchy: a veteran "intern" (i.e. assassin) decides to write a handbook for new recruits. It turns a bit memoir-is
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Shane Kuhn is a writer, director, and producer with fifteen years of experience working in the entertainment business and advertising. He is also one of the original cofounders of the Slamdance Film Festival.

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